The first (and currently only) person who ever reviewed this fan fiction asked for Sakura, and thought I wasn't gonna do Sakura, out of gratitude, I'm going to do her. Thank you, anonymous person.
Also, this is the tenth chapter thingy! Yayz!
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What Sakura would never say:
1) I dye my hair pink. I'm actually a brunette. Not a stupid blond, like ino-pig!
2) I have voices in my head O.o
3) I kick puppies.
4) Naruto's so cute.
5) Sasuke's so ugly. He sucks.
6) Go Kakasaku!
7) Bitch, please.
8) I love Itachi!
9) How about instead of me being nurse you get to be the doctor and I'll let you do whatever you want ;)
10) Itachi fangirl xD
11) My Inner Sakura is ugly because she represents my personality.
12) Sasuke and me got intimate once. I couldn't believe my luck. Until I pulled down his pants.
13) God, I'm so spoiled.
14) Tsunade's a bitch, I hate her.
15) Naruto, you can save Sasuke. I couldn't care less.
16) Party boy! Whoop!
17) Shit, where are my tampons!?
18) I don't care what people think of me.
19) I think student-teacher relationships are great *winks at Kakashi*
20) 666, bitches.
21) Sasuke, if you let me go with you to Orochimaru, I'll even do Orochimaru! *Orochimaru: Hellz no, bitch. Only guys ;)*