CONTINUATION OF SCARY STORIES STORY.
Also Caps Lock isn't cruise control for cool, children. SHIFT KEY IS.
READ ON!
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Scout avoided the sewers the next morning. He wasn't really afraid of something that didn't exist; he just didn't want to get wet! He cursed out anyone who asked him the reason of his avoidance and instead focused on his work.
He leapt across the bridge and nearly found himself in the enemy's sniper deck when RED's Pyro appeared out of nowhere. He fired on the young man and Scout gave a cry as the bullet from the flare gun showered him with gasoline and lit up. The young man soon burst into flames.
"FIRE FIRE FIRE!!" Scout screamed. Oh god oh god he couldn't stop drop and roll the gas was all over him oh god he was burning oh god what was he going to do?
The drainage moat for the sewers was down below… Water was the only way to get rid of the flames… But he couldn't go down there! Oh god what if something that didn't exist was lurking down there? Oh god oh god oh god!! …He slipped on a loose board on the bridge's roof and fell. Well, that solved THAT problem.
The fire disappeared as Scout landed safely in the sewage. He hissed at the smell and swam immediately for the BLU sewers. He'd have to get the burns checked on and get a new change of clothes before heading back into battle. He reached the pipe and ignored the shadow that loomed behind him.
Ahh, a medikit! The young man always wondered who was tossing good kits down here like some kind of moron, but at least he could use it to patch himself up until the Doc could properly work on him.
He smiled lightly as he applied the last bandage and turned around. He jumped; BLU's Pyro was staring at him. "Holy crap, man, you scared the hell out of me! You want the kit too?"
Pyro stared at the kit that Scout was handing off, and cocked his/her head. Scout frowned, "Okay, fine then, don't give me a straight answer. God."
He turned away to toss the remainder of the kit into a corner, and he looked up at the Pyro. He whipped up his bat and it connected with Pyro's arm; the person had blocked it. "You're not Pyro! Freakin' dirty shapeshiftin' RAT!"
Something hit him in the head. At least, that's what it FELT like. His head was on fire, his brain was exploding. He dropped his bat, grabbed his head, and screamed as the Pyro advanced on the young man.
"The hell are you doing? My head! My HEAD!"
So that's what you think of us. Something was in his head. It was speaking to him oh god the thing was in his HEAD! Psychics weren't real, the kid knew that since he was five, but oh god it was in his mind and it was hammering it over and over and over and oh god the PAIN. Tentaspies… They think we have tentacles for feet?
"Get out of my HEAD!!" Scout screamed, dropping to the floor and slamming his head against the wall. Anything to get his mind off of the THING that was running through it. All of his private secrets, all of his crushes, all of his life was being seen by this… this… was it even a Spy?
The thing worked at its disguise, letting it fall away. They were partially right… the creature said, or thought, or whatever. The false Pyro suit fell away and a man in a red pinstripe suit practically (or was it literally?) floated from the suit.
"Please! Please, oh god it HURTS!" There was no worse pain than this; Scout knew so. "Oh god please make it stop!"
I can do that. The creature said with honey-like sweetness. It peeled the gasmask away and tugged at the human mask that it wore. Scout blinked through bleary eyes that were filled with tears. After all, now that you know our secrets, it would be best to take care of you now…
Oh god, it was a Tentaspy. The others were wrong, the stories were all wrong! Tentaspies didn't have tentacles for legs!
They had normal, human bodies, but their head was that of a four limbed squid. The tentacles that were its mouth squirmed in delight, and Scout screamed and fought as the creature bore down on him. He slammed his cleats in the monster's crotch and punched it right across the face.
The Tentaspy didn't seem too fazed, although he could hear an unholy gurgling hiss come from the creature. It came back again and slammed into his brain. Scout felt his head become battered with a sledgehammer over and over and over and oh god! "Oh god please no stop don't touch me that's MY mind leave it Alooooouuuuuuuuggggkkkk!"
The young man couldn't even flail as the Tentaspy grasped his shoulders and held him in place. It slammed him into the wall and he screamed some more as the tentacles writhed in anticipation. You'd do well to forget what you saw here, child. Don't worry, I can make you forget.
"D…dammit…!"
Mmm, such a delicious mind, if not just a little dirty. Don't worry little one, the fun has only begun…
Scout's vocal chords snapped from use and he screamed mutely as he felt the ugly, slimy tentacles curl around his hat and toss it aside. It grasped the top of his head, and Scout sobbed in horror as the thing began to suck on his head.
Wait a minute… the pain was going away…! It was all gone! Hah! It was disappearing! He thanked the creature as its eyes rolled in the back of its head. It continued to suck on the young man's head slowly.
Oh god the ecstasy. Everything was perfect, everything was clear. He felt… he felt truly whole for the first time in his life. But wait… what was his mother's name? What was his father's name? How does one walk? Who was he, anyway?
He couldn't… remember…
He couldn't… think…
He was…
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The Tentaspy reapplied its human mask and balaclava. It took a drag from its cigarette. Ahhh, nothing was more delicious than a good smoke after a fine lunch. It slowly lifted from the floor and hovered out of the sewers, leaving the brainless corpse of the young Scout drooling on the floor.
I'll have to find something for dinner. It thought to itself between drags, That child was far too empty for one day's worth…
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If you don't get this then you OBVIOUSLY haven't played enough Dungeons and Dragons. And if you haven't played enough Dungeons and Dragons, you are not a TRUE NERD.
Eh just google "Illithid" or "Mind Flayer" in Images. You should get a pretty awesome picture of one.
Anyway Mind Flayers are like these evil bastards that have like squid heads and EAT YOUR BRAIN YUM. Those that they don't eat immediately they just mind rape and turn into their slaves. I dunno why one would be working on his own instead of hanging with his other buds but that's not the POINT.
MIND FLAYERS.
AWESOME AS HELL.
They're literally my favorite monster. If only using them wasn't COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT OOPS?
Also I'm done. Send a review if you care.
