Ok, some of this is before Gaara became awesome, before he realized how Naruto lived and stuff, so some of it means he's all emo and crap. Get it?--
Things Gaara would never say:
1) I feel so loved.
2) I need to wash off this temporary tattoo...
3) What is love? Baby, don't hurt me...don't hurt me...no more...
4) Pretty explosions...they're shaped like birdies...
5) My...hand...is this...my hand? Me...Gaara...I'm so pretty! x3
6) I love you.
7) I'd do anything for you.
8) Friends are what makes people strong.
9) I love your outfit!
10) I'm so much prettier than you.
11) Ha. I'm Kazekage, bitch.
12) I feel like cuddling x3
13) Oh, no, my mascara is smearing!
14) Shit, Lee is so stylish!
15) Whoa...so many...boobies...am I in heaven? *Kankuro: No, you walked into a porn shop, idiot.*
16) Has anyone seen a giant purplish-brown badger-like monster around here? Oh, no, don't worry, he's completely harmless...here, kitty, kitty, monster...
17) I feel so lucky.
18) *Playing in sand* Oops, I crushed an ant...oops, another...oops, another...oops, ten...oops, fifty...oops...heehee...oops...Oh, my God...what the...no...they're...they're all over! Everywhere!...Get off...Gah!
19) Those eyes...they know real isolation...so does my fist connecting with your face...
20) Well, at least I died a meaningful death...oh...wait...