Things Tsunade would never say:
1) I hate alcohol.
2) I've joined AA.
3) Gambling is wrong.
4) My boobs are small.
5) Orochimaru's so hot.
6) Dan's a loser.
7) Nawaki was so annoying.
8) I love being old.
9) I want to marry Jiraiya!
10) It's Britney, bitch. (Heh...)
11) Mess with me, I'll go PMS on yo ass!
12) Mess with me, I'll go Sannin on yo ass!
13) I'm so ghetto.
14) Blood, mmm.
15) I'm so weak.
16) Orochimaru, you're face is so ugly. I wonder if I could make it better by pounding you? (Wow, that was stupid. Sorry.)
17) Aha! I won!
18) I don't have a lot of money, no. But I do what I have to do...
19) A drink? No, thanks...
20) Hey, kids, drink alcohol and you'll end up like me! *Everyone drops their drinks*
21) Ah, 21. Legal drinking age. Never looked back.
22) Shizune, stop stalking me.
23) Aww, Tonton. What a cutey-wootie...
24) My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...
25) Oh, hey, I'm your nurse today! I'm a woman, so I can't be a doctor because men have oppressed women for a long, long time! (Sorry, women's rights joke xD)
26) Hey, watch Baywatch. I'm on it. *Ratings fly up*
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Ok, people. Listen up. I'm kinda losing ideas for people. So, if you want, in your reviews (You know I love them!) Give me some ideas. So, yeah. Bye =].