They'd Never Say That!

by 13litz13last

A collection of things Naruto characters would NEVER say. Spoilers, probably. Largely inappropriate. Quotes can be from any point in the series that a character acted a certain way. Caution: Major swearing

11. Chapter 11: Hinata

Things Hinata would never say:

1) I'm gonna beat your ass!

2) Go ahead, take me on! You can't beat me!

3) Bitch!

4) I'm so headstrong.

5) Naruto sucks.

6) I love Neji.

7) Stupid cadet branch.

8) I'm so strong.

9) Naruto, I totally like you and I want to go out with you. (This is implying that Hinata can't say such things or construct a full sentence without stuttering)

10) I'm gonna be Hokage! Believe it!

11) Pupils are overrated.

12) Naruto, don't you like my big, white eyes?

13) Hanabi is such a bitch.

14) I dyed my hair red to be spontaneous. (Totally random)

15) I'm gonna join Akatsuki one day just so I can capture Naruto's heart. (Aw, that was sickly cute, actually xD)

16) My blood temperature is naturally low so I have to wear this weird eskimo coat.

17) My life is meaningless without Naruto. And Twilight, of course...

18) To Naruto: I love blondes with orange jumpsuits. *Naruto: Good luck finding one of those.*