Ok, I got bored, so, Hanakisa? I took your advice. Kiba!
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Things Kiba would never say:
1) Bad dog, Akamaru!
2) Cats are cooler than dogs!
3) My mom looks like a guy O.o
4) I eat dog food o.e
5) I'm allergic to dogs.
6) I love Hinata!
7) Kurenai's hot.
8) Akamaru pwns you! (Ok, well, he would say that, I guess.)
9) My dad left us because he saw my face when I was born xD
10) I'm really a vampire. See my teeth? Though I gotta say werewolves are cooler...
11) Me and Akamaru do everything together. Sleep, eat, bathe, pee...Yeah, Hinata's still black-mailing me with that picture...
12) Scooby-Doo is my hero, yo.
13) Planet of the Apes? Sheesh. Planet of the Dogs! Boo-yah!
14) Who let the dogs out? I did! I did!
15) I look dope.
16) Aooooooh! (That's a howl, by the way)
17) *Sniffs Hinata's butt**Hinata: Kiba!* What? I'm just saying hi in dog talk... *winks at Akamaru*
18) Akamaru! Yeah! Dynamic Marking! No! Not at me! Ahhh! (That's when he's peeing in the air, by the way)
19) I have rabies o.e
20) Ack, what is this, Mom? *Mother: It's your collar--er--dog tag!*
21) *First time using soldier pills on Akamaru* Er...calm down...Akamaru...calm...down...ack! Good doggy! No! I need that to reproduce with!
22) I disguised my drugs as soldier pills...hee hee...