Things Deidara would never say:
1) Ew! Clay's icky!
2) I love Itachi. Mmmm.
3) I wuv Sharingan!
4) Blonds are dumb, hmm.
5) I crossdress. So what? Sasori loves it, yeah.
6) My mouth-hands have tastebuds. Have you ever tasted clay? Not fun, hmm.
7) I'm really a girl. I used to be a boy, but you see, I had this...accident...and...the clay...exploded...
8) Let's talk about the birds and the bees. Birds explode twice as far as bees, but bees kill more often than birds...
9) Tobi's so cute, hmm.
10) I'm the only Akatsuki with style, yeah.
11) You know why I say, 'hmm'? I had a really chatty uncle. All his mouths talked at once. So I had to learn how to make believe I was listening, hmm. When I say hmm, I'm not listening, hmm. Hmm...
12) Mello's my soul mate! (From Death Note)
13) I only joined Akatsuki because Itachi's in it...hmm...
14) I hate Orochimaru 'cuz he made fun of my art, hmm. Said it was stupid, hmm. So I set his snake on fire, yeah. And I don't mean his reptiles.
15) My mouth-hands are so loquacious. Blabber all the time. And you know why I sewed up my chest-mouth? Exactly.
16) Oh yeah, threesome, un!