Sorry! I erased this chapter and re-posted it! I just got this really good idea I didn't want to waste. I added something at the bottom. Sorry, I thought it was a good idea!
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Things Zetsu would never say:
1) I love aphids.
2) Mmm, I'm delicious.
3) I have multiple personality disorder.
4) You can't descriminate against me. I'm black and white. And green...
5) My big leafy things are attached to me. At a certain place...
6) I'm watching you O.o
7) Wahh...Kisame didn't water me...I'm wilting...
8) Geez, everyone in Akatsuki keeps dying. Yum. Except for Sasori. He wasn't yum.
9) The birds and the bees...are buzzing around my head...(It's a song)
10) You found my Miracle Grow? No, I don't have ED... (xD)
12) I'll always win a staring contest. My eye never closes!
13) Wow, tastes like chicken. And alcoholic liver. Ick.
14) I'm a green mean mother from outer space...doo doo doo... (Song from Little Shop of Horrors)
15) *Watches video about the harvesting of vegetables* No! Auntie Clara!
16) I will eat your heart o.e (ok, he might say that...)
17) *Shivers* Damn it, I never wear a shirt...I'm so cold...
18) *Says to black half* Nigger! *Says to white half* White trash! (Don't be offended about this, please!)
19) *White half* Go McCain! *Black half* Go Obama!
20) When you see half of me molded with a tree? Guess what we're doing ;)
21) I work at the places Kakuzu gets his bounty...mm...bodies...
22) *Black half* Go Team Jacob! *White half* Go Team Edward! *stares at each other, and they both say* Oh, it's war!