Things Kakuzu would never say:
1) I only buy expensive things.
2) I don't believe in the monetary system.
3) Hidan, you're more important to me that my money.
4) I'd give you my heart...all five of them.
5) I've decided to take up knitting.
6) Buy all these men a round, on me!
7) Hidan, I hope you never die.
8) Mm...black spaghetti...nom nom nom.
9) I'm bringing sexy back, y'all.
10) OMG HALO 3!!!!
11) I likez turtlez.
12) Don't break my heart~~~
13) I like donating to charity.
14) Money...it's a GAS...grab that cash with both hands and ma~a~ake a stash!! (Pink Floyd - Money)
15) You can't become happy with money.
16) Keep the change.
17) I'm poor.
18) Hidan...I...I want you to have my money!
19) Hidan, you and me are going places!!
20) Heh...I'm bankrupt...oh wellz.
21) Oh? A late fee for my book? Ok! And I'll give you a tip while I'm at it!
22) Hmm...this guy's worth 12 billion yen...but he looks hard to beat...let's just go.
23) Who wants a FREE hug?
24) I don't need Hidan's heart. I have five others...
25) I be a pimp.
26) WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?!?!
27) Edward Cullen is MINE...soul, body, and HEART...