Caution: Some extreme cursing.
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Things Hidan would never say:
1) Owww! Don't hurt me!!!
2) Red is a horrible color.
3) Pfft. God? He never did anything for me...
4) YEAH!!! GO JOEL OSTEEN!!1!!!
5) Fuck the what?
6) You shouldn't curse, shithead!
7) Wait. I can't get into fucking heaven if I fucking curse? Shit...
8) Just Jashin with ya, man.
9) Kakazu, you stole my heart!!
10) I'mma be a skeleton for Halloween!!!
11) BUT I WANTZ PRETTY PRINCESS BARBIE!!!
12) Pain~~~ Without love~~~!!
13) *cries* Mother never did come to my dance recital...
14) Kakuzuuuuu!!! Where's my hair-gel?!?!
15) Why ? Am I !! Adding so many fucking?!?! Punctuation points? ?!?! / (Sorry, I had to do it...)
16) Ow! I cut myself with a knife!! Kakuzu, lick the wound better, pweez ;)
17) OH MY FUCKING GOD JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!!!!
18) GRRRR!!! MY HEMOROIDS....RAWR!!! OH, YES, THE PAIN.......
19) Why in the fuck is this fucker with no fucking life coming up with a fucking list of fucking things I'd never fucking say? Fuck!
20) GASP. You said the ba-le-buh!!!*
21) Guess what also gets boned when I do my jutsu? ;)
22) You got two tails, I got one finger, bitch!! (ok, he might actually say that...)
23) Oh, Kakuzu...you're so sexy with your...er...spider...tendril...things....yeah! :D
24) This is the fucking end to this fucking chapter, you fucking fags!!
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* This is from the Spongebob episode where Mr. Krabs tell Spongebob and Patrick not to make certain noises that translate to bad words. Spongebob said one and Patrick gasped and said, "You said the ba-le-buh!!"