Donkey: Are we on?
Regulus: Yeah all systems a go go
Donkey: Hey there this is Donkeykong75m
Regulus: And I'm Regulus the OC
Donkey: and we're coming to ya live from inside the cockpits of our Varible Fighters
Regulus: if you saw the end of the last episode you would know A Metal gear RAY replica escaped our hanger thanks to the carelessness of the author here
Donkey: Alright I get it! It was a dumb idea happy now
Regulus: Thank you!
Donkey: Anywho we now have to track it down before it does to much damage. and that is why we will be doing the next episode from here.
Regulus: So first things first the ever popular Disclaimer (ahem) Negima is not owned by us it is the sole property of Ken Akamatsu. I'm the only character owned by Donkey so do not use me without permission.
Donkey: Secondly a shout out: This goes out to fellow author and Mecha head GunSlinger Alchemist seriously one of the best writers out there keep the stories coming.
Donkey: When we last saw our heros in order to obtain the legendary tome of melusedek they had to play the ancient game of twister unfoutunatly thanks to the incompetence of Baka rangers pink and red the party wound up losing and falling to their deaths...Well that does it for this fic this is Donke-
Regulus: STOP JOKING AROUND!!
Donkey: Ok so they aren't dead well here it goes episode 4 starts now!
A retelling of Negima
episode 4
Library in paradise complete with giant golems. now for the not so low price of 1000,000,000
(AN: I know long episode name jes go with it)
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH" The party sreamed as they we're falling for what was like hours. "Geez way to go guys I really don't want to go out this way!" Regulus said hardly panicing "I said I'm sorry like you never made a typo?" shouted Asuna "Touche" said Regulus. Asuna then noticed the magikless Negi flailing for his life. She procceded to grab him and keep him in a protective hold.
"This is Haruna calling the Baka Rangers to you Copy!!" But there was only static from the other end of the line. "Come in please come in!!" squeaked Nodoka...still static. Haruna then began panicking. "Oh man Oh man no answer this can't be good. On the other hand maybe they all fell asleep some where uh huh!" 'Negi-Sensei I hope nothing bad has happend' was all Nodoka could think.
(AN: Negi? Negi please answer. NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGIIIIIIIIIII!! okay now that that out of the system)
Early the next morning in the deepest part of library island: The party was in fact not dead mearly unconcious on what appeared to be a beach. Negi and Asuna stirred first. "What is this place?" Asuna asked puzzled. "Thats right." said Negi wearaly "we screwd up the english test and the Golem dropped us to where ever this place is." They rest of the party began stirring. "Wow I can't belived we survived that." Konoka Said while getting Up. She looked around has anybody seen Regulus-kun." "I'm down here." came a voice belonging to Regulus. Konoka looked around for the source of the voice. "right here your sitting on me." he said dryly. Konoka looked down as she indeed was sitting on Regulus who had landed face first in the sand. "OH Regulus-kun I'm so sorry." "It's ok just get off of me please." Konoka jumped off and Regulus pulled him self up and joined the others to survey the landing zone
Waht unfolded to the party's eyes was simply unbeleiveable. An under ground resort bright as day filled with water falls and bookshelfs and ancient buildings "Aw man." said Regulus "This just keeps getting better and better." Asuna finished his sentance. "This place is below a library?" Makie spokein pure awe. "Why are the walls glowing?" asked Kaede.
"An under ground illusionary reading room." stated Yue "A who what now." Asked Ku-Fei confused.
Yue had stars in her eyes "It's under ground but designed to give you a feeling of warmth and comfort it's the paradise for book lovers." Konoka added in "but reading rooms are small an intamite this...is huge." Yue's eye's then glowed a demonic red "It is said who ever see's this room doesn't return alive." "Oh yeah if they're all dead who lived to tell the story." Makie countered. "Good point" said Yue "lets hope your right presumeing we find a way out." Everyone began to panic. "If we stuck here we miss test." shouted Ku "Forget the test what if we never find a way out." said a distressed Makie. "Will every body just CALM DOWN!" Shouted Regulus. The Girls stopped paniking. Negi spoke up "Worrying your selfs won't help." "The kid's right sorry for the out burst but we need to figure out exactly what this place is." He then added "Now has any body seen my sword? it musta fallen out of it's scabberd."
"Here it is Regulus-kun I think it stuck." said Ku-fei who was trying very hard to pull Estreledge out of the sand. "Hey don't hurt your self let me get it." He walked over to Ku and pulled out the large blade with only one hand and with very little effort, needless to say Ku was shocked. "OOOOOH you strong aru." "Yeah everybody tells me that." Regulus replied casually sheathing his sword.
on the other end of the small island Negi noticed Asuna wincing in pain "Asuna-san is something wrong?" Asuna just waved him off. "Dont worry about it I'm fine." Negi retorted "Don't lie Asuna you hurt your shoulder during the fall and your trying to tough it out." Asuna then countered "I'm fine OK." But Negi didn't belive her 'I may not be good at healing spells but I can manage small injuies' he said as he began prepping a spell. Of course he forgot that he had demagiked him self and mentally slaped him self on the head.
Yue and Regulus were suvaying the area "I was afraid of this no place to climb." Regulus sighed "Greeat this just goes from bad to worse." he commented. Negi thought to himself 'If I had my magic we could be out of here in no time instead I have to count on my leadership abilities. It's my responseibility as the one incharge I got to give them some kind of pep talk.
He spoke up "Buck up everyone we'll be out of here and back home soon enough. In the mean time lets study for the test." Every one of the Baka rangers plus Konoka and Regulus stared at Negi like he had grown an extra head. There was an akward scilence for several minutes then Ku spoke up "Studying!? point of that be?..." Not taking the ten year old seriously. Negi explained "To get you ready for the test when we get out of here." Regulus sweatdropped "Kinda ovely optimistic aren't ya." He said dryly. "no Negi-sensei's right." Makie argued. "You know if we start studying for the test now we can raise our average by 10 points."Agreed Kaede. "At least down here we're not hard up for text books." Yue pinted out. "Okay then ladies lets get to work." Said the very enthusiastic Negi, this was stopped abubtly by the sound of stomachs growling. "Uh hold that thought Negi first lets find some food." He said while running off "Yeeah!" shouted the rangers following behind him. "Ah me to wait up." Negi began to follow them when his arm started smoking "Huh" his arm then flashed and sounded like a chain snaping. he looked and saw one of the pledge spell seals had come of. "Ah the sun rising makes it fall off. only two days left I hpe we make it." he mused to himself.
MAHORA ACADEMY:
"Come again!? If 2-a finishes last Negi-sensei will be fired? Sakurako why did'nt you tell us sooner" Shouted a distressed Ayaka. "Sorry but Sensei said to keep it quiet." Sakurako said apolegeticly. Ayaka then spoke to the class "Alright people time for hardcore studying from everyone including the slackers-that means you Chisame!" She said pointing to an orange haired girl with thick glasses. "Hey!" Chisame shouted as she was one of the more diligent people of 2-a. 'The problem is Asuna's bunch they can't get a zero on the test no matter what.' the Rep thought.
Conveinently at that moment Haruna and Nodoka busted in to the room bearing bad news. "Big problem people!" Haruna started "Negi-sensei and the Baka rangers are missing!" Nodoka finished. there was a sense of forbodding over the entire class. 'This is bad' Ayaka thought.
Library island (sponge bob narrator:) 2 days later
The party was now in heavy duty study mode minus Regulus who was not part of the class "Ok who knows the answer?" "I do Negi-sensei it 35." spoke a now enthusiastic Makie. "Thats correct nice job Sasaki." The make shift class applauded for her.
Later Regulus was walking with Kaede, Makie and Ku-fei. He had decided to shed his hoodie and just wear his Anarchy tank top (AN:He's still wearing pants of course) because it was so warm. "you know it's weird we're in a remote under ground cavern yet its got every book we'll ever need plus a fully stocked bathroom and kitchen." "I Know it's to good to be true." agreed Kaede. "But it would be nice to get back up to the surface." stated Makie. "Amen sista" said Regulus as they passed by Konoka and Yue. Konoka took a sip of her fruit drink "This is great a bazillion books and warm weather it does'nt get any better." "Yeah I could stay here forever." Yue agreed with her as she streched out on her lawn chair.
"Well I don't." Regulus said as he passed by. "Besides shouldn't you be studying?" "Well your not Negi so you have no right to order us around." Yue countered. They glared at each other for several seconds. "Teh whatever." Regulus said giving up the staring contest. "I wonder where the runt actually went off to?" he said as he walked off.
Makie then walked the other way thinking 'feelin awfully grundgy wonder if I can' "where you goin?" Asked Ku. Makie replied "I was just wondering if you know..." "Oo that good idea" "yeah we might as well." Said Kaede joining them.
(Spogebob narrator) Mean while
Regulus spotted Negi by one of the submerged bookshelves. "Hey Negster sup." "oh nothing much I'm just amazed at the condition of the books thier pristine even tottaly submerged under water."Negi replied "Wow thats crazy." "I wonder where Asuna went." wondered Negi "Maybe she's off studying alone." Regulus answered. "You know that spot by the water falls looks good I think I'll practice over there." He then noticed Negis arm. "Hey your second band came off." "Why your right." Negi said noticing. "Tomorow I will be my old magic self." Regulus was over esstactic but he didn't show it "Yes finally tomorrow we can kiss this place goodbye. Well I'll be over by the falls if ya need me." Regulus said while walking of "Alright I will try to find Asuna."Negi called back. "You do that." came the reply.
As Regulus rounded the corner he saw Makie, Ku-fei, and Kaede who were in the middle of bathing "eerrrr" Regulus said face turning all shades of red. Then it hit "AAAAAAACCCCKKKKK REGULUS-KUN IS A PERVERT AFTER ALL!!" Ku and Makie screamed. Regulus was trying his hardest to explain him self but all he could muster in the way of words was something like this "I...I.gekdyaI uhereeehhh bidda um sryygak" He then manged to muster up "I'M SORRY." and ran off...or tried to run off but Kaede grabed him by back the collar and lifted him off the ground. "Hey wadya doin let me go!" Regulus shouted eyes shut tightly. The girls just decided to tease him "Heh heh couldn't resist could ya Regulus-kun." Makie teased. "Well he 15 year old what you expect aru." "You know I thought I saw him hanging aroud the bathhouse the other day." said Kaede. "Well I can assure you that was'nt me!!" Regulus argued while at the same time marveling Kaede's strength. "Well who could blame him with hot bodies like ours." Spoke Makie.
Regulus had reached snapping point after that last comment. "OH HELL NO!" he shouted "I HAVE NO INTEREST IN WOMENS BODIES!! ESPECIALLY YOURS!!" he shouted at Makie and Ku. He then opened his eyes and saw that they were on the verge of tears Regulus knew what was coming next. "Wait n-n-n-n-n-n-no don't do it I can't take it please no." but this was futille. The girls started bawling "WHAAAA YOUR hic MEAN REGULUS-KUN." "HE SAY WE NO FIND GOOD sniff HUSBANDS CAUSE hic BODIES AREN'T INTERESTING WHHHHHHAAAAA." Regulus instantly caved. If there was one thing in the world that could break him it was somebody making a girl cry esspecially if he caused it even by accident. "No No please stop I can't take it when girls cry." He said soul wrought of guilt plugging his ears and shuting his eyes "THATS IT I AM OUTTA HERE!" He said as he ran (WHAM!!) right into a nearby book shelf.
"Ah shucks" Ku said "That was fun teasing him though." Makie said. as the three of them stood over Regulus's unconcious form. "Heh what a bold faced lie saying he has no interst in girls at his age." Remarked Kaede. as they dragged Regulus to shore unaware that they were being watched from beneith the waves.
Else where a few minutes earlier Negi was searching for Asuna 'Was that sceaming I heard' he thought to him self. He then came across a sheltered lagoon and say somebody from between the branches. A maiden swimming ever so gracefully across the surface. "Whew This feels great." said Asuna she then heard something "Whose that!" She said grabbing a towel to cover her.
'Ah great some gentelman I am I'm a reguluar peeping tom.' Negi thought while face was redder than an apple unfoutunatly for him Asuna sufaced right behind him. "What are you doing Negi-bozou." She asked more annoyed than embarresed "I'M SORRY IT WAS AN ACCIDENT." Negi shouted in sheer embaressment. Asuna eyed him skepticlly "it was no accident you were staring at my-" "Your bandage its comming undone." said Negi quickly doging that bullet
Later on a rock Negi was fixing the bandage on Asuna's arm "I'm sorry for dragging you down here." she apologized "It's alright Asuna-san." Negi said "No it isn't" she continued "I was just so worried about our class being broken up." "What?" "You know we would be held back if we finished last." "The only thing that I heard was that I would be fired." The was a long and very akward scilence between the two "So all that crap about being held back that was groudless rumors!?" she said temper rising. "Uh I dunno maybe ARGH." Negi started to panic.
Asuna grabbed Negi by the shoulders "I KNEW IT THIS WHOLE POINTLESS ADVENTURE IS YOU AND THE BLONDE PEVERTS FAULT!"
"Hatchoo!" sneezed Regulus who was recovering from recent head injury "You ok Regulus-kun." asked Konoka. "yeah I think somebody is thinkin about me thats all."
"MY life went down hill the second you came into it." Asuna out bursted on to Negi "I bet you blame blondie when I not around. At that piont Asuna's arm gave out and she landed on top of redder than a beat Negi. 'OK this is wrong on so many levels' thought Negi observing the position they were in. "Sorry about that Negi Bozu had a dizzy spell thats all" she noticed Negi's face was past beet red "whats the matter do you have a fever." she said as she touched her forhead to his. All negi was able to do was mumble the same gibberish that Regulus had been mutering.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" came a scream from clear across the paradise. "what the heck is going on!?" spoke Asuna getting up. Konoka came running by "ASUNA NEGI-KUN COME QUICK SOMETHING AWFUL HAS HAPPENED!" "well it can't be that bad said Asuna" as they ran to the souce of the scream. when they arrived they were not prepared for the sight in front of them "I stand corrected." was all Asuna could say.
Regulus: well thats one thing off the to do list. Hey Donkey how many more sweeps we gonna to of this area
Donkey: probably one more then give it a break. (turns to reader) Oh almost forgot about you guys so whatdya think of todays some what shorter episode I am going stricly by the Manga so sorry about the varying length of the episodes.
Regulus: Any way We greatly appreciate Reviews (Flames will be ignored)
Regulus: You know what Donkey I don't see RAY75m any where.
Donkey: (Comm link goes off) Hello...Oh Gun hows it goin...What you did...thats awsome thank you so much...I owe you guys one...uh-huh...oooh man one of the royal sect geez...just leave it where it is We'll swing by and pick it up...thanks soo much again and sorry about the hoopla...L-ater
Regulus: who was that?
Donkey: Got a call from Gunslinger they brought down RAY75m
Regulus: well it's about time!
Donkey: what ever I said we would swing by triple axis HQ and pick RAY75m up
Regulus: Ok we can put this mess to bed just don't embarrass me like you did at Notrious's place
Donkey:(sweatdropps) I won't
Well farewell for now stay tuned for episode 5