I LOVE OBITO.
Oh yeah, so far, I just want to apologize for all the cursing I've done. Sexual content, too. And if you dislike my side comments and little faces made up of punctuation marks, I'm sorry. But I've done this so much, I'm not gonna stop.
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Things Obito would never say:
1) I never get dust in my eyes!
2) I'm always early, yeesh.
3) I'm the strongest of the Uchiha clan!
4) Rin, I love you! (I know he liked Rin, but he never would have said it.)
5) Kakashi, I love you!
6) The White Fang was a total loser.
7) Those who don't protect their comrades are kings.
8) Master likes me best!
9) My future cousin Sasuke is a total noob! Itachi will be so much cooler!
10) I love violence!
11) I never cry!
12) Only losers wear goggles.
13) I'm Tobi ]
14) Kakashi, I hate you, I never wanna see your face again, you loser.
15) Rin, you're such a bitch, get the hell out of my life.
16) Master, you're such an asshole, you're the slowest person I know.
17) *Kakashi: I'm the master today, and you have to do as I say!* Oh no you didn't, bitch.
18) How cool would it be if Kakashi just dropped dead? Right, Rin?
19) Doo doo doo...I'm not gonna die next chapter...doo doo doo...
20) Wow, Kakashi's soooo hot!
21) Wow, Rin, nice ass!
22) I'm glad I'm dead. Now I'm away from Kakashi!
23) Yo, Kakashi! *Kakashi: What? Obito? You're alive?* Yup! Damn, but Kakashi, your looks are drop-dead gorgeous! (xD)