Ok, me again. I know, I'm so annoying. Anyway, the fourth Hokage's name, in fact, is Minato Namikaze. Not Arashi or whatever you people think.

Also, Kushina's his wife, if you didn't know. And in most of these it implies that his son is Naruto.

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Things Minato (4th Hokage) would never say:

1) Naruto! Come here, you little squirt!

2) The Yellow Flash? How about the Yellow Bang! Oh yeah!

3) Obito, shut up and listen to Kakashi.

4) Kushina, you're my bitch.

5) God, why is my kid such a loser? Was he really my sperm?

6) No, Naruto's scratches did not come from child abuse! Geez!

7) Jiraiya let me spy with him on the women's bathes. That's how I met Kushina ;)

8) Aw! What a cute little foxy! Hey, come here, little fella--oh, shit, not that close! Gaaah!

9) My hair...is so...poofy x3

10) Ow...my hair...is so spiky

11) Heehee...I have a cape O.o

12) Of course I'mthe leader of Akatsuki. I mean, duh. I totally have gray ringed eyes, and I'm sooo alive. And of course I want to kill my only son!

13) *Obito: Master, Kakashi is bullying me.* Well, duh, you're an Uchiha but you're a loser. Then again, Sasuke is too, but he treats him good... (Just so we're clear, Obito is NOT a loser.)

14) Team Edward, yo!

15) Jiraiya-sensei...could I...take a peek at that book you're writing? o//o

16) *Looks into mirror* WHOA! Hey, handsome! Lookin' mighty fine today, ain't ya?

17) A sulfur atom, the sixteenth element on the periodic table, is made up of sixteen electrons, neutrons and--oooh, a butterfly!

18) I'm so badass.

19) Remember, team, Kakashi's in charge today because he's so much cooler than all of you.

20) My life-long dream has come true. My handsome mug had been imprinted on a mountain face for all to see. Damn, I'm hot.

21) DAMN, Jiraiya's butt-ugly.

22) Ow! You mean I have to bleed to summon Gamabunta? Uh, no thanks! Not with this manicure!

23) I'm the best Hokage that ever Hokage'd.

24) Party like a Ho...party like a Hokage...(Ha, party like a Ho...oops. I have a dirty mind.)

25) I feel so...pretty. So pretty, and witty, and...hungry.

26) What would Brian Boytano do if he was here today? I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two, that's what Brian Boytano'd do. (From the South Park movie.)