I kinda felt bad about making this one. I'm sorry I made so many fat jokes. No offense intended! Choji's a pretty cool character.
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Things Choji would never say:
1) I'm not hungry.
2) I'm anorexic. (If that's how you spell it!)
3) Ew! Potato chips!
4) The weight-measure thingy said I weigh 100 pounds!
5) Call me fat! Please! Just one more time!
6) Shikamaru, get a life, will you?
7) Ugh, he's so fat. I'm glad I'm not like that.
8) Here, you can have the last peice.
9) Chojilicious, duder.
10) How many calories does that have?
11) I collect butterflies O.o
12) Ino, go out with me!
13) Who you calling fatass? Oh, me? Oh...ok.
14) I'm fat, I'm fat! You know it! (Weird Al)
15) Eat it! Just eat it! (Weird Al)
16) I haven't eaten all day.
17) Human Boulder is my real size.
18) I was voted Little Miss Konoha!
19) Does this headband make me look fat?
20) If you call me a fatass, I'll sit on you.
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Yay! This is my twentieth chapter! Whoo! Sorry, Choji was a hard one to do because I couldn't think of anything.