Gee I know I'm crazy shooting out another Episode but hey it's Labor day weekend can ya really blame me (-.-;)
WELL Now disclaimer: (Plays tape recording) DonkeyKong75m does not own Negima It is the right of Ken Akamatsu also C.C. And L belong to thier respective owners (I'm just borrowing them for an extended period of time.) All Oc's belong to Donkey. Any nintendo references also belong to their owners. That is all.
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A Retelling of Negima
Episode 7
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I think it's time we blow this scene get every one together...Ok 3.2.1 Cue opening theme: Tank!-Yoko Kenno
After the party had calmed down and Chisame had been permenently scarred for life. With the sun setting the students then departed for the dorms with the exeption of Asuna,Konoka,Regulus,Chase and Negi.
"Whew that was a fun party." Chase exclaimed. "Yes it was Chase I'm sorry I couldn't hang around to catch up." Apologized Negi
Regulus let out a huge sigh of relief "Whoo! well I'm glad That that whole pervert mess is behind us." He added "So whats next?"
"Well Me and Konoka were going back to the dorms." Asuna said.
"I'm supposed to meet my new roomates." said Chase he then added "Um Negi if it's not to much trouble would you come with me I kinda nervous." Negi replied "Sure Chase."
"Well I'm gonna go back up to my cabin and catch some well earned Z's" Said Regulus. "Oh Chase before you meet your roomates you should probably grab you stuff from my cabin."
Then The lightning bolt of great ideas struck Negi. "Hey Chase I had an idea Why don't the two of us look around the accademy tomorrow."
"Hey that sounds great but what if we get lost." Pointed out Chase.
Negi quickly had a solution "Well if it isn't to much trouble Asuna, Konoka would you be our guides."
The two girls agreed to it when Regulus cut in "Yo count me in so I don't get lost again."
"Of course Regulus." Negi replied happily
"Well then I'll see you guys tomorrow." Regulus said, He paused for a moment as if he wanted to say something else. "Regulus is something on your mind?" Asked Negi
Regulus snapped out of it "Naw It's nothin I'll see you tomorrow." Regulus said as he departed. He thought to him self 'I should probably tell Negi about Denebola' he then thought otherwise 'But the dude came for me so its my problem I just hope there aren't any other wack jobs that plan to jump me.' He continued marching up the path to his cabin Chase and Negi followed so they could pick up Chases overnight gear.
When the remaining four reached the dorms Asuna and Konoka broke off back to thier dorms whil Negi and Chase headed a few doors in the oposite direction until they came to room. 663. Chase started to break into a nervious sweat.
(Ulp!) "I-I'm not so sure I should do this!" Chase started to back down. Negi calmed him down "It will be fine Chase."
"I just hope it's nobody crazy!" Chase stated.
"Just calm down Chase I will do the talking if it will make you feel better."
Chase relaxed a little but was still tense "o-ok."
Negi Knocked on the door "Coming" came a voice from the other side. The door opened and revaealed none other than the infamous Yuna akashi clad in sky blue pajamas She was surprised to see the two boys.
"Negi-sensei,Chase-kun what brings you two here?" Before Negi could answer she threw in "Is Asuna treating you that badly that you wanted to sleep with us?" She said with a michevious smile.
Negi and Chase became paralyzed thinking of how wrong Yuna's remark sounded. Negi was trying his hardest for words, when thankfully the two were saved.
"Yuna you really should stop joking around with people." Came a voice as another girl in red pajamas approached it turned out to be Akira. "Akira-san!" Chase said brightening up. "Hello Chase-san and Negi-sensei is there something you need?" the tall girl asked, Thankfully Negi regained his composure.
"Oh yes well as it would turn out Chase is going to be rooming with you two while he is here at the acadamy."
"I am?" Chase said he then looked at his rooming assignment and realized that the Akira that helped him and Akira Okochi were the same person. (A.N. In other words DUH!)
Akira replied "Actually the Head master informed us of getting a new roomate I just wasn't expecting it to be Chase-san."
"Um is it ok?" Chase asked shyly, Akira noticed this "Of course it's fine is it alright with you Yuna?" She turned to the black haired side ponytail girl.
Yuna replied "Definently! Now if you will excuse me." She said as she went to the bathroom and shut the door, Akira was about to speak up when there came shouts of victory from the bathroom "YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS! HA MAKIE IN YOUR FACE!! GUESS WHAT CHASE-KUN IS STAYING WITH US YOU OWE ME 30 LUNCH TICKETS GIRL!" the three sweat dropped Akira spoke up "Um please excuse Yuna she can get a little over excited." She continued "Well Chase we have a futon set aside for you by the couch once Yuna is (Ahem) done declaring victory in the bathroom you can set your stuff in there."
"Ok." Chase replied. "Is there any thing else you need Chase?" asked Negi. Chase replied with more confidence than he had shown "No I think I'm good thank you Negi." Negi nodded in approval "Good then I'll see you tomorrow at 8:00 in the morning." "Alright." Chase waved goodbye to Negi.
"So are you going some where tomorrow." Asked Akira. Chase replied setting his things out "Yeah Negi and I were going to go tour the acadamy tomorrow along with Regulus, Asuna and Konoka." Akria smiled "Well we both have club practice in the morning so maybe we'll run into each other."
"Club practice?" Asked a curious Chase.
Akria answered him "Yes I'm on the swimming team." "And I'm on the basketball team." answered Yuna now exiting the bathroom. "Wow sports huh its so nice to see girls trying so hard." Chase commented. "Wow you sound like an old man Chase-kun." Yuna joked
"Hey I'm not old I'm only ten years old." Replied Chase annoyed. Yuna playfully grabed his cheek "Yes I know and your so dang cute to boot." "Yuna please!" Akria spoke up Yuna stopped and regained some composure. "Any way my name is Student numbah 2 Yuna Akashi!" She grined. She then added in a seductive manor "Do you want to sleep with me tonight Chase-kun."
Chase turned so red it made chili peppers look tame "WHAT!? B-B-b-but thats I...I.. mean we can't I uh." Thankfully Akria steped in again. "Yuna stop teasing the poor boy he's nervous enough as is." Yuna finally backed down "Oh alright I'll stop...for now." The mischevious girl climbed up to the top bunk and imeadiatly conked out. Akira turned to Chase "I'm sorry what she means is your more than welcome to stay with us."
Chase snapped out of it "Um yeah thanks." He replied looking over his things, He noticed he had every thing with him except one thing. Chase froze as he thought to him self 'Oh no where's Excalibur? aw man I must have left it at Regulus's place.' "Is something wrong Chase?" asked a concerned Akira. Chase quickly covered "No every things fine I thought I lost some thing but it's all here." Akira smiled "Well good night Chase it's nice to see you are more relaxed now." "Thank you Goodnight Akira-san." Replied Chase as he went to the bathroom to change. Akira stayed up to make sure Chase was settling in. When she saw the boy reemerge form the bathroom in his pajamas. (There was nothing to special about the green garment except a certain mark of hyrule on the shirt pocket.) Akira then proceeded to her bottom bunk and went to sleep.
Chase climbed into the futon and was pondering 'Well it isn't to bad if Excalibur is still at Regulus's it should be fine' he thought as he drifted off.
Sponge bob narrator:Mean while
"Ok mission accomplished now I can kick back and relax the rest of the month." Regulus said with joy as he was rigging his N64 to the television in his cabin.
"The first thing on my new list is kick back and play some StarFox 64." He said out loud. After a few hours and another successful all medal run (A.N. If you played the game you will know what I am talking about) Regulus was officially spent.
"(Yawn) Alright time for the sack." Regulus said as he proceeded over to the bed he stubbed his toe on something hard wraped in cloth.
"Ow! sweet mother Brain!!" He looked down to see what object dared have the nerve to injure him for it's judgement day had come. "Huh?" On closer examination it turned out to be Chase's Excalibur. "Stupid kid you left Excalibur here." He thought for a second "Aw the hell with it I'll give it back tomorrow." he said as he climbed into bed. but instead of going back to sleep he kept eyeing the blade. He thought again 'Aw the hell with it I will never get another chance like this again.' as he jumped out of bed and removed the blades cloth and took it up.
He swung it a few times practiced a few thrusts an whatnot then when he got bored he rewraped the blade and set it up in the closet and went to sleep. Though through the Night Regulus could of sworn he smelled magic as he had strange Monty Python themed dreams.
Next morning:
Negi and Chase met each other at the dorms and headed of to the accademy by train.
Chase turned to Negi and spoke up "Was it a good idea to go on ahead without Asuna and Konoka?"
"Well I didn't want to disturb them so we could just explore on our own until they arrive." Answered Negi. He then asked "Well what about Yuna-san and Akira-san?"
"Well by the time I'd woke up they had left for club practice." Chase added "But I'm pretty sure we'll meet them on our tour."
The train stopped and the two boy's dembarked Negi decided to change the topic "So how did you wind up with Excalibur?"
Chase explained "Well it started as some of my classmates and I as a prank wanted to touch the blade." "so we went to the grand hall when no one was around one of my class mates dared me to try to pull the blade from its stone." "So thinking I wouldn't yank it out decided to pull on it and...well you know the rest."
"Wow so you left the next day?" Negi asked "Yeah." Chase replied "But not before Nekene-san, Anya-chan and Head master dullard saw me off."
Negi's eyes grew wide at the mention of his sister and Anya "Oni-chan and Anya-chan saw you off what did they say!?"
Chase replied happily "Well when they found out that I was headed to Mahora Nekene-chan almost fainted but wanted me to check up on you." Negi laughed a little "Of course Oni-chan would do that what about Anya." Chase replied "Anya gave me specific intructions and a message."
"Which was?" Negi was curious.
"Make sure that shrimp of a space cadet doesn't screw up and tell him to write once in a while." "And her message was I will always be better than you! The fortune telling buisness is booming, beats being a lame teacher." Chase said all of that while doing his best Anya impression.
Negi and Chase looked at each other then burst out laughing "Ha Ha Ha yeah that was definetly Anya-chan but you might want to work on that impression." Negi said between giggles "Ha ha Yeah I know that was bad."
Just then an announcement came over the P.A. "LOST CHILD ANNOUNCEMENT NEGI SPRINGFEILD OF THE JUNIOR HIGH ENGLISH DIVISION AND CHASE LLENDAR OF CLASS 2-A PLEASE REPORT TO THE OBSEVITORY YOUR GUARDIANS ARE WAITING FOR YOU." (click)
Negi and Chase face vaulted as every one around them stated laughing "We're not lost children Negi shouted as the two of them dashed to the observation deck.
The two boys arrived to see Asuna and Regulus doubled over with laughter Konoka was standing there along with them.
"That wasn't funny guys!" Chase shouted. The blonde and the redhead composed them selfs "Not to you maybe." Asuna said trying to hide her smile of satisfaction "I Thought it was hilarious." Regulus spoke up not even bothering to hide it.
"All will be forgiven...well not really." Asuna said micheviously "But seriously check this out." Asuna pointed over the railing.
The five approached the railing and immeadiatly Negi and Chase were amazed to the sight that greeted them. The entire distincly european acadamy city of mahora expanded before their eyes "Wow its amazing." Exclaimed Negi. "The shopping district is distictly european so the accademy was built to match that style." Asuna explained. "Wow I feel like I'm back in England." Chase spoke up "Yeah Konoka and Asuna showed me this already before we had to track you guys down." Regulus spoke up.
Konokas cell phone went off she looked at it then spoke "I got a message from my grandpa he has a job for Asuna, Reguls and me."
"Huh!?" came a disgruntled Asuna. "Whaaaat what does your old man need me for I was looking forward to a day off Konoka." Regulus complained.
Konoka replied "I don't know he just wants us to come to the office." Regulus sighed in defeat "Feh fine but what about you two?" He directed his attention to the pair of ten year olds. Negi spoke up don't worry about us we'll be fine on our own." "Are you sure?" asked Konoka. the brunettes question was answered when the two Narutaki twins came running up the path.
"Ah the Narutaki's." Negi greeted "Hey I sit next to one of you can't remember which." Chase addmitted. "It's Okay Chase kun It's always hard to tell us apart." said the louder Fukka who had her hair done in ponytails. "I'm Fumika you sit next to my sister Fukka." stated the quieter Fumika who had her hair done in buns."
"If it's a tour of the accadamy you want then just leave it to the Mahora strolling brigade." Exclaimed Fukka. "Well there ya go problem solved." Regulus stated blandly. "Hey are you coming Blondie?" shouted Asuna. Regulus replied "Yeah yeah I'm comming don't you start calling me blondie as well Asuna." the three teens disapeared out of sight.
Negi was interested at what the twins just said "Well the strolling club huh well I would guess that would include..." He paused for a second "Er..well strolling of course." he said realizing the obvious but Fukka stopped him "Oh no sensei strolling is a very tough sport." "It is?" Chase asked surprised. Fukka continued "Yeah there are whole tournaments and a death hike across the Sahara desert reserved only for the elite." "Whoa!" Both boys were shocked Chase was the first to speak up "Wow that sounds cool huh Negi a death hike across the Sahara." He turned to look at Negi who had paled at the thought "Um Negi?" Fukka immeadiatly stopped joking after she realised that Chase was serious."Um we were just joking guys this is really all we do." "Aw really no death hikes?" said a dissapointed Chase "Whew thank goodness." Negi said snapping back.
The group of four countiued on the tour with Fukka and Fumika explaining about the various athletic clubs when they reached the first of there stops the Mahora jr. high gym where the girls basket ball team. Yuna practicing some free throws. When she noticed the quad "Hey Chase-kun, Negi-sensei what brings you guys down here?" Chase answered "Well we are on a tour of the Acadamy with the Narutaki's." Yuna grinned mischeiviously "Are you sure cause it looks like a double date where I'm standing." Chase paled and immeadiatly shot backward up against the wall. "Oh come on I'm only joking." Yuna responded. Chase came back. "So Basketball club huh?" asked Negi intruiged but before Yuna could answer Fukka cut in "Yeah there are several clubs rythmic gymnastics,cheer leading ,swimming to be honest the Basket ball club is pretty weak."
"HEY!" Shouted an offended Yuna at the reatreating group. As they made made their way to the Next area the Narutakis mainly Fukka decided it would be funny to lead the boys on a detour of the locker room leading them in saying it was a short cut to the pool their next destination. "Sister you just didn't!" scoldeded Fumika. "SSHHHH!!" hissed Fukka "Just wait and listen sister." There was scilence shortly followed by screaming, followed by a group "I'M SORRY!!",Shortly followed by the ever popular "Awww Kawwaii!", Followed by what sounded like rabid fan girl screams as both Negi and Chase slightly discheveled bolted form the locker room slamming the door behind them gasping for breath. "Man Now I know what Regulus felt like on library island." Negi said with new found respect for the blonde, Chase however was upset "That wasn't funny you said thet was the way to the pool."
"Well technicly the girls locker room does connect with the pool." Fukka stated matter of factly. The two boys face palmed as thier rather fan-servicey tour continued to the pool "Well this is the indoor pool." Fumika explained. Chase noticed Akira standing by the pool side so he waved her down "Hey Akira-san!" Akria turned around "Oh Chase-san,Negi-sensei." She waved them down the other swimmers imeadiatly flocked aroud them with Negi and Chase both turning red. 'Boy Uh these are really modest swim suits and tight' Negi thought. Fuka just looked on enjoying her diobolical plan she wispered to Fumika "Heh they're so nervous the don't know which way to look."
As they continued onward with the the tour The boys had another fan girl instance with the cheerleaders after that was over Fukka asked the question that broke the camals back "So Negi-sensei, Chase-kun is all this sexiness making you two nervoius? heh heh" Negi and Chase exploded "NO BUT YOUR DETERMINATION TO SHOW IT TO US DOES!" Negi blurted out followed by Chase "YEAH CAN WE VISIT SOMEPLACE WHERE GIRLS DON'T WANT TO MAUL US!" Fumika had an Idea as her stomach was growling. "I'm starving can we grab somthing for lunch." Fukka jumped on it "Yeah sounds like a good idea your treat of course Sensei?" Negi replied "Uh sure."
A while later the tour group had eaten their fill at one of Mahora's many restaraunts and was hiking in the woods "How much farther is this thing gonna be?" asked Chase almost out of breath. Fumika reassured him "It's only a little further."
They finally stopped at the base of the gigantic tree that was visible from all over Mahora. Negi's jaw hit the floor "Wow what is this?" Fukka was slightly annoyed. "Um sensei haven't you heard of the legend of Maredala on how she was reincarnated as a tree..." She was cut off by her sister "Of course they haven't sis they're Brittish."
after they climbed up to one of the world tree's branches Fukka spoke again "Y know there is a legend about this tree if you tell some one you have a crush on you like them it will come true." ' A crush huh' Chase thought to himself if he had any crushes Anya first came to mind Chase shuddered at the thought 'hmm maybe Nekene' Chase paled 'Of course Negi would want me dead before that' Negi was also pondering 'hmm Nodoka?' he blushed slightly then he thought about Asuna 'OH NO FREAKIN WAY!' Fukka had another crazy Idea "Hey Fumika want to see if the legend is true?" "Huh?" was all the two boy's could get out before Fukka kissed Chase on the cheek while Fumika Kissed Negi as the twins shouted out "WE LIKE CHASE-KUN AND NEGI-SENSEI!!"
Later that afternoon back at the dorms:
Chase and Negi had returned to the dorms faces still beat red from what happened earlier. the other three still had not come back Negi plopped down on the floor and imeadiatly started thumbing through the class roster. "What are you doing Negi." Chase asked. "I'm going to change what I wrote forget mature they are a couple of smart alecs." Negi answered. He then paled as he looked over the Narutaki's profiles "Something wrong?" Chase asked as he peered over Negi's shoulder. "OH MY GOSH! Negi you better rewrite that before sombody sees-"
Unfortunatly for the boy's the door to Asunas dorm opened and Asuna Konoka and Regulus who was carrying som boxes entered "We're back." Asuna announced. "Whew I hope that this was the only load. Konoka does your old man think I'm just a pack mule now that my job is done?" Asked an exausted Regulus. Konoka turned to the blonde and replied "No he's not I guess he just didn't want two girls to do all that lifting." Regulus rethorted "Well as much as I would like to debate the issue my code of chivalry would go agaist my argument."
"Whats the matter you two any redder and you would be sun burned?" asked a curious Asuna directing the other two teens attention to the ten year olds trying to hide the class roster. Unfortunatly for the boy's things were about to get worse as Regulus grabbed the roster "Lemme see." He looked at it "THE HELL?" "What?" Regulus handed Asuna the roster. The girls looked over it "OH MY!" What was written on the Narutaki's profiles: On Fukka's picture read Chase is surprisingly skilled, On Fumika's Sensei is very adult like with intamite matters. Both entry's had a little heart at the end of them.
Asuna was appauled "WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO?" she shouted. Regulus was at breaking point "Chase, Negi you have five seconds to explain yourself before I break into a homicidal rage." "Well we - er I-but then they?" was all the two could muster up in the ways of actual words. The twins were listening in on the humorus conversation taking place outside. Fukka chuckled "Heh thats what you two get calling us children." Fumika wanted to listen in "Sis what did you write about me?"
"SHH Fumika this is where the fireworks start." Fukka spoke fully expecting Regulus to explode in another infamous fit of rage, But nothing came instead they heard the doorknob turning and with genin ninja reflexes bolted to the side to avoid detection. "Your not angry Regulus?" came Chase's voice Regulus stepped out "Naw I'm smarter than that I'm pretty sure you two were set up by some childish prank." Regulus put emphisis on the last words of his sentance fully aware of the twins presense. "EE-" Fumika's statled scream was supressed by her sister as Fukka thought how Regulus caught on to their presense. Regulus spoke so only the twins could hear "You know you two are gonna have to try harder than that if you want to out smart me." The twins paled realising that their ninja skills had failed them.
the blonde looked up to hear the sound of rain hitting the sky lights "Tut-Tut looks like rain Kuwabara Kuwabara." He got Chases attention "Yo Chase the head master called us this morning to tell us that your things arrived from your old school." "Oh really." came Chases reply.
Regulus continued "Yeah you want to point me in the direction of your new lodgings so we can move you in." Negi spoke up "Do you need me to help Chase?" Chase replied "No I think we can manage thank you for today we really sure got caught up." Negi answered "Well thank you that was fun even if the Narutaki's decided to give us the perverted version." He said this completly un aware that Asuna was still in the room with them "WHAT!?"
"Well I think we should be off now come on Chase." Regulus said hurriedly as he grabbed the boxes and Chase followed him out.
As the two were going down the hall Chase wondered "I hope Negi is going to be okay we kinda left him hanging." Regulus reasured him "Yeah but the kid has been teaching a month so he can handle it." Regulus then added "By the way Chase I brought Excalibur with me its in the box with all the gundam action figures."
"Hey thats my stuff!" Chase said defensivly as the two reached Yuna and Akira's room which now had a peice of paper taped on to the nameplate that read Chase-kun.
before Chase knocked Akira dressed in her uniform opened the door "Hello Chase your done already?" "Yeah It felt akward at the pool though." Chase replied. "No worries Chase-san." She then looked up at Regulus and sweat dropped "I'm sorry I know you were at the party but I still don't know your name." Regulus shrugged "Its no prob I'm bad with names my self anywho the names Regulus Gainsbrough." He continued "Chase's things from his old dorm room came today so I'm here to help him move in." "Well thank you Akira replied." Regulus was positivly leaping with joy cause his luck had finally turned around, He did not show it outwardly and instad just said casually "Meh I do what I can."
Chase noticed Yuna wasn't there "Um Akira-san where is Yuna-san?"
"Getting groceries." Came Yuna's voice behind the two males making Chase jump she was also in he uniform. The girl then looked at the sky "It's raining out so I had to make a run for it."
"Oh" Regulus realised he then turned to the three "Well sorry Chase It looks like I have to drop the stuff and run but I have a hike to get to my cabin." Are you sure? It's coming down hard." Yuna said. Regulus was persistant "Feh a little rain never hurt any one." He turned to leave when there came a loud flash of lightning followed by a crash of thunder. "AWWWW CRAP." Regulus said with defeat. "Would you like to stay with us until the rain subsides." Asked Akira politly.
"Yeah...Beats trying to out run lightning." Regulus said as he followed the other three in.
the dorm room was pretty good sized as Regulus walked in making sure to remove his shoes at the door step. Yuna spoke up "well its raining who wants to play some Mario Kart." Regulus shot upright when he heard the two words "You guys have Mario Kart?" Yuna answered "Yeah me and Akira play all the time on rainy days like this." She then turned to Akira "So ya up for it?" "No sorry I'm gonna help Chase unpack." Akira replied "Phooey." Yuna pouted. "Hey count me in!" Regulus spoke up.
"You play?" Yuna asked.
"Yeah I have an N64 at my place I should warn you though I've only lost to one person." He said picking up the controler
"Oh really well then I will be the second person to beat you." Yuna threw down grabbing her controler and flicking on the system
"Is that a challange?" Regulus spoke sliping into instinct mode which he also used for gaming hardcore as mario announced "Welcome to Mario Kart!"
The two went to the main menu Yuna selected vs and asked Regulus what cc they should play at
"If we're playing for keeps than it's gotta be 150 all the way." Regulus answered. Yuna smirked "Good I was hoping you'd say that. they arrived at the Character select. "Hows best 2 out of three races sound?" Yuna asked again Regulus replied full of confidense "Sure thats how I always play out side of the gran prix." Regulus selected his number one racer Peach "Your picking Peach? Your joking." Yuna commented as she selected Bowser. "I could say the same for you selecting the bulkiest racer of them all." Regulus countered. "Besides Peach has the best acceleration." The two players came to the course select screen Yuna spoke "Since your the guest you pick first." "Ok fine." Regulus selected Koopa troopa beach
Peach and bowser took their positions lakitu counted down 3.2.1. GO and they were of the first lap consisted of Peach trying to play catch up with the slightly faster Bowser "Heh You should know that Bowser may be heavy but he is the fastest." Yuna commented as the racers entered the second lap Peach hit an item box obtaining a red Koopa shell. "Yeah I knew that I also know that he takes forever to speed up." Regulus declared Knocking Bowser down as Peach took the lead into the final lap. "OH your gonna pay for that!" Yuna glared at Regulus. Regulus just grined "Not once I seal my victory." they approached the first ramp when Regulus vered of th the right Yuna was wondering if Regulus was just throwing the race "You know there no track in that direction." Regulus countered "Oh is there?" as Peach was riding along a submereged sand bridge covered in crabs. Efectivly cutting away 1/3rd of the course Regulus sailed smoothly to victory. "Booya!" Yuna was in disbelief "No way I didn't know about that route!" (A.N. Seriously every one I've played on this track didn't have a clue about this great shortcut)
"Ok I'll pick the next one how about Wario stadium." Yuna suggested a bit ticked off "Ooooh thats a fun one." The race started. once the two racers reached the first set of dirt hills. Yuna imeadiatly verred Bowser over to the wall and jumped over it cutting off half of the course (A.N very difficult to pull off) Regulus's stared at the screen Bugeyed now it was his turn to be in disbelief "THE HELL? YOU CAN DO THAT!?" Yuna just gave her trademarked smirk as she won the race with absolutly no effort.
Regulus snapped back as Chase and Akira were now watching from behind the couch "Aight scores tied now what course do you wanna end this on?" Yuna spoke with out a second thought "Toads turn pike no shortcuts with a bit of a risk hows that?" Regulus sneered "Heh I thought you'd never ask." Peach and Bowser were at the starting line Lakitu counted down 3.2.1 GO and the racers were off knocking each other with item weaving in and out of traffic it was a no holds bar kind of race. "Oh I'm sorry." Regulus said with sarcasam as Peach slamed bowser with a fake block. this was quickly followed by Bowser shooting Peach with an unguided Koopa shell as Yuna replied "OOOPS!" this process countiued up until the the last lap When Bowser met with misfoutune as he collided with a Semi. Regulus Cheered "Yes victory is mine!" Yuna however ran into an item block earlier that contained the mother of all Mario Kart items the Spiny shell. She launched it in an instant Regulus's dreams of victory were dashed as Peach flew into the air from the collision. "NO NO NO No NOOO! That was not cool Yuna." Regulus Shouted in deafeat as Bowser sailed past Peach crossing the finish line. "Oh what was that the sound of sombady getting Owned?" Yuna bathed in her victory.
Regulus cooled Down "Well I guess the loss is mine you are a formidable opponent Yuna-san." He shook her hand as he looked out side to see the rain had stopped but it was starting to get dark. "Guess I should get back before it's pitch black out." He turned to leave Chase called after him "Thanks for helping me with my things." Yuna also called out "Heh You're pretty good too we shoud race again." "Your welcome Chase. Yeah Yuna-san but Next time I won't be losing!" Regulus hollerd back as he exited the building.
"Yuna Akashi." Regulus voiced his thoughts out loud "Aside from Onii-san you really are the second person to beat me in mario Kart." His thoughts then turned to his older brother "Heh Onii-san I wonder what your up to right now." "Heh probably training with Master I guess." He mused as he hiked back to his cabin.
On board the EggCarrier
L: Holy Crap that was long!
Regulus: Yeah I swear If it's somthing to do with either Mechs or Nintendo games you write forever
Donkey:Well chill Guys can you really blame me.
C.C.:(Nibling on pizza) Whats even more crazy is you writing out another chapter after you already sent one out.
Dr. Eggman: Not to mention that this one is the longest one so far.
Donkey:Again can ya blame me besides it's Labor day weekend the people deserve a treat.
Chase: Well any way I'm glad I am completly setlled in finaly.
Donkey: Yeah thats part of the reason this chapter was long as well.
Dr. Eggman: Any way I the glorious Dr Eggman shall do the Final word DonkeyKong 75m would like to know your thoughts on todays episode so if you be so kind as to submit your reviews and your unwaivering allegence to him it would be appreciated.
Chase: We want to get reveiwers Eggman not scare them of.
Dr. Eggman: You brat you should learn some manners.
Donkey: Alright Guys break it up (To audiance) Just ignore the egghead I don't need your allegence just the reviews so keep em coming. (To the crew) Now who wants to end today with pizza and Mario Kart.