Caution: Spoilers from as late as chapter 449 (our most recent chapter as of May 29th 2009).
By the way--I was rereading the Sasuke vs. Killer Bee battle, and I realized how racist it was. Is it just me, or is the Killer Bee made out to be a "stereotypical" black guy? Rapping, with barely any grammar...and his Hokage brother is freakin' gigantic!
Maybe I'm reading too far into it.
P.S. Tiny is Nagato's dog.
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Things Nagato would never say:
1) Yahiko--what a douchebag!!!
2) I was just diagnosed with osteoporosis...what a surprise!
3) I have red hair? No way! I could have sworn I had black hair!
4) Konan! Where the fuck is my red-bull?
5) Mmm...I want Yahiko's body...literally ;)
6) Peace, duderz =P
7) Rock 'n roll, bitchez.
8) Noez!!! Itachi!!! My bitch!!!
9) That's some ugly-ass origami, Konan...
10) Mmm...Naruto...you foxy jinchuuriki ;) Naruto: O.e
11) THAT'S HACKIN' BITCHIN'!!!
12) I NEED MY MEDICATION!!!
13) It's rainin' men...hallelujah! It's rainin' men...
14) Froggy go jump-jump!!!
15) Pretty wittle red cloudy-clouds~~!!!
16) Magical hair dye! Turn your hair white in a snap!! Oh, snap, sistuh!!
17) Crap...my ear fell off AGAIN...oh, shit! My balls just dropped! (This is meant to say that Nagato is so old and thin and brittle that things fall off him =])
18) I AM the Banana King!
19) Konan, bear my offspring!
20) Damn, I just got to finish my collection of pokemans!!! I gotz my Espeon and meh Tauros, but I be wantin' dat nine-tails!!
21) *Laughs at Konan, in Hanzo's arms* Fuck you Konan! My lover's Yahiko! *Runs off with Yahiko, skipping*
22) Yahiko, STFU! I think you would fucking cry too if you watched your fucking parents die! GEEZ!!
23) Awww, Tiny, you wittle cutey pie!!
24) Konan: I dream of ponies and sunshine. Yahiko: I dream of WORLD DOMINATION.
25) OMG, that salamander is GIGANTIC.
26) Grow up? The hell does that mean? Code-talker...
27) If there's such a thing as peace, I'll find it! Even if it means killing everyone, at least there will be peace!
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Sorry if it's not all that good.