Holy shizznit, I'm cursing a lot now.
Oh yeah, I was looking at past ones that I wrote, and I actually doubled over laughing at some of them. Eh, I crack myself up.
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Things Danzou would never say:
1) Immerse yourself within the Danzou!
2) Let me give you a hand...oh wait, I only have one, and I need that to masturbate with... (omg I can't believe I thought of that)
3) Has anyone seen my other eye? I haven't, because I only have one!
4) I don't want to be Hokage. Too much hassle.
5) Orochimaru, don't stick that there!
6) I wanted to adopt Sasuke, but Itachi wouldn't let me...
7) Does this Hokage Hat make me look fat? Oh, that rhymes!! Tee hee hee...
8) Now to put on my underwear! Oh, crap...Saiiii!!!
9) "The Foundation"? Da fuck kinda name is that? It's called "Roots"!!!
10) Oh noez, don't kill Yahiko! He's too cute!
11) I fucking love aangst!
12) My hair looks like spiderzzz YAY!!!
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14) *Sob**Sob* MICHAEL JACKSON!!! *Sob*
15) Down with the establishment!!!
16) You gotta fight...for your right...to paaaaaartay!!
17) No, Tsunade, I wasn't--I was gonna give it back--ack, my arm!!!!
18) Did Orochimaru take my dildo again!!?
19) OMG, the Akatsuki's coming! Where are my crumpets and tea?
20) Naruto, you fox!!
21) You've been hit by...you've been struck by...a Smooth Criminal!!! (Michael Jackson, RIP)
22) Holy shit, I broke a nail.
23) Sai, you're my bitch.