Man! I thought I would make it easier to find chapters--like, put all the Sannin chapters together, and all the Akatsuki together, yada yada yada. But I regret it now. Still, it took too much of my time, so I'm not changing it. But now in Choji's chapter it says, "my twentieth chapter!" When now it's at chapter 24. Ugh. Whatever. Deal with it.

And now, the chapters will be wherever they are. Just like before. Yay.

Also, again, any suggestions for future Naruto people to totally humiliate?

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Things Kimmimaro would never say:

1) Nuuu, I have bone cancer!

2) Orochimaru can suck my bone-hard dick.

3) I'd do Orochimaru any day.

4) I fucking love my purple rope thing. Now I look just like Big Brother Orochimaru!

5) Alright, we shall now be called the Musical Five! Kidomaru, you get the bass, Tayuya the flute--obviously--Jirobo...how about you just sit over there in the corner...

6) I want my mommy

7) Nooo! All my life, my goal has been to have Orochimaru inside me...and now that will never be. ='[ Fine, I prefer Jugo...

8) Maybe Lord Orochimaru wants Sasuke...because he's better looking?!? *Sob*

9) I'm bony, I'm bony, leave me alone-y*...

10) Obviously, Masashi Kishimoto was never really realistic in his manga, because I was nearly dead and somehow
I made a giant forest of bone and I don't even think that's humanly possible, even for a Kaguya...

11) I'm the coolest gray-haired guy in this show! I mean, step aside, Kabuto, Kakashi, I'm coming through...

12) Nuuu Kabuto I don't wanna take my cough-medeciiiiine!!!!

13) What? These dot-things on my forehead? No, they're just Fruit Roll-Up Stickers.

14) Goddamn this Swine Flu...

15) *To Orochimaru* Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around, and desert you...**

15) I wanna make up right na-na-na, I wanna make up right na-na-na***...Right, Akon? *It's Ukon, you idiot!*

16) The flower won't be my fweind, Owochimawu-chaaaan!!

17) Do I look like I'll take your crap, you donkey-ball-licker?!

18) I don't have any niiiipples!!! :D

19) Holy shit omg this Naruto fan site says I'm fifteen!? Oshitmeisters I thought I was at least 25!!! (Seriously, wtf? No way!)

20) What does the mighty name of Kaguya mean? Furniture store. :D

21) Juuuugo, mah only brothuh, I shalt miss youuuuu!!!

22) Jugo, our future children will never be. I must leave you, my love...

23) Sasuke, you touch my Jugo-chan, and I will break your nonexistent dick off.

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*I think it's from the Weiner Show or whatever...my mom sings this all the time...I have a weird family...

**You just got Rick Roll'd.

***Right Na-Na-Na, Akon (By the way, I made the 3 stars a smiley face originally, but apparently isn't pro-smiley...)