Answer 1: Yep

Answer 2: Who knows if Gendo appears…

Answer 3: Still unknown...

Yeah, chapter two was a piece of cake. And yeah, I am sorry chapter three took so long.

Disclaimer: I do own: My shirt, my short and my lucky egg. I don't own: Evangelion, its characters and my daddy's car. (Partly my father's belongings.)

Disclaiming Disclaimer: I do wear different pairs of underwear and not only the same! One pair for Christmas, one for my birthday and one for the time in between! (You can't wear the same underwear all the time, that'd be disgusting)

"I must run away" This is in speech (means, what people say out loud for others to hear!)

'01011101001010011101' This is in thought (means, what people think, in their brain)

-:Hello, this is the connection to your author, sadly my brain is not here, so leave a message:- This is a conversation via telephone, cell, radio and thingsy things.

Smile-grunt combo This is what people actually do, in mid sentence.

-\-\-\-\-\-\- flashback -\-\-\-\-\-\- This is the start of a flashback

-/-/-/-/-/-/- flashback end -/-/-/-/-/-/- End of the flashback road.

!(A/N: Don't work… Be happy)! Nonsense that the pre-reader oversaw to delete.

Chapter Three: School part two

Shinji's luck did not improve the following hours. First, he twisted his ankle on the way to class. Then, he was told to solve a simple math question. Not as simple as you think! Last but not least, he had rested his head on his elbow, suffered some micro sleep and crashed his jaw on the desk. Because of that crash, he had bitten on his tongue; a rather painful event this day.

Shinji had borrowed an laptop from a classmate, (this classmate wasn't really happy giving Shinji his spare laptop!), so he could do the calculations he was told to. Shinji was not up to do these stupid physics, so he just wrote something trivial what looked like a diary or more like a summary of this god damned day. He was just about to fall asleep again, as a chat invitation appeared on his screen.

THE-QUIET-1 has joined the conversation.

SCHOOL-SOLDIER: Hey Shinji, you want to join? We're going to the ice bar after class.

THE-QUIET-1: I don't think, this would be wise...

SCHOOL-SOLDIER: Come on, it will be fun!

TOUGH-BOY: Yeah, you are also allowed to buy the Ice!

THE-QUIET-1: Sounds great. Well, perhaps I'll go but I do not promise yet!

SCHOOL-SOLDIER: You should be more optimistic! Only five minutes till the next recess.

Shinji was not sure, if he should be happy to hear that. But it was good timing, because he had to pay a visit to the toilet downstairs. He took a look around. Most of his classmates were doing nothing except sitting on their chairs. Hiraki was paying attention to the teacher's words. Toji tilted on his chair. Kensuke was drawing something; most certainly something military. Asuka was almost as tired as Shinji was. Rei, what else could she ever do, was looking out of the window.

BING BANG BONG

!(A/N: yep, I tried to imitate a school bell ringing.. be lucky you didn't actually hear it!)!

"Hey Shinji, let's get going downstairs. The bench on the schoolyard is ours!" Kensuke cheered.

"Yeah sure, why don't you two go and I'll catch up in a minute?"

"Hey, you are not running away from us, are you?" Toji asked a bit unsure.

"No, just men's business." he said with a smile.

"Ahh" said both of his friends in union.

"See ya in a minute." Shinji raised his hand and went to the restrooms.

When Shinji entered, he had an uncomfortable apprehension. Something painful was about to happen. So, Shinji decided do to his business as quick as possible. He began his outlet. In one hand, he held his little friend, the other was ready to close the zipper.

'I have a bad feeling...' Shinji thought with sweat appearing on his forehead.

'Something really bad will happen soon, I can feel it...'

Shinji was so busy thinking about what could happen, that he did not notice another boy coming into the toilet. The boy had almost passed Shinji as he said: "Watch your aim."

Shinji, completely caught by surprise and shocked like hell, was pulling the zipper shut. Unfortunately...

---Schoolyard---

"Something's wrong with Shinji. He was never a lucky bird, but today is his overkill." Kensuke said, changing the batteries in his camcorder.

"Well, we all have-" Toji and everyone on the schoolyard stopped their moving as they heard a heart piercing scream coming from inside the school building.

"Shinji?" Kensuke asked while inhaling.

"Most likely."

The scream died down

"What happened now?"

"I am not sure, but a scream like that can only be caused by an injury of a mans holy place."

"You mean, he burnt his balls or something?"

Toji only nodded a reply, feeling sorry for his damaged friend.

---Toilet---

"Hey buddy, you alright?" the student asked caring.

Shinji looked into his eyes. He covered his private parts with both his hands. His breath was deep and real slow.

"Does this look alright to you?" he asked in a high voice.

"Not quite..."

Shinji, without saying another word, left the toilet and was heading to the nurses office.

'God protect her if she is not there!'

Shinji kicked the door open and there she was, the one and only person he was looking for.

"Can I help you?" the hot nurse asked in a very polite way.

"Can you shoot me?"

The nurse was a bit insecure. "I don't think so." she said slowly.

"Then you may be of assistance with my little painful moan problem..."

"What happened?"

After Shinji told her about his accident he showed his wound to the nurse.

"Uhh, looks pretty painful." she stated after she took a look at his damaged body part.

"Please, death glare tell me about it..."

"This will hurt a ... lot actually, so relax and close your eyes."

Shinji did as he was told. He inhaled and had a faint smile on his lips. The smile was gone as the nurse opened the zipper.

"Already over..." she looked over to Shinji, who looked as if he was screaming, but there was no sound.

No one moved for ten seconds. Then, Shinji's smile came back.

"It's a wonderful feeling when pain subsides." he had a insane smile on his lips.

"Let's see, we are lubricating this wound with a cooling gel and you'll feel better right away. And by tomorrow, everything will be alright again."

"Let's hope so, by goodness." Shinji had tears in his eyes.

The nurse was looking for the gel. Shinji looked out of the window into the sky, sweat covered his forehead. 'YOU really hate me'. The nurse came back.

"Hold tight, this could be a bit cold."

Shinji suddenly felt like he was thrown into ice-cold water. He inhaled deeply as the nurse took care of the wound. He had to admit though, that after a while, he really felt better and content, with a goofy smile on his face.

"Here, I've put some bandage over it and here, take that ice pack, you could need it."

"How about some painkillers? Valium or morphine?" Shinji asked hopefully.

"I'm afraid; you have to get through this without any narcotics."

"Thank you anyway..."

Shinji walked out of the room. He took a look at the clock on the wall. Recess was over. So he headed to his classroom.

'I'll eat the first person laughing. The second will loose his head...'

Shinji stood in front of the classroom door. He could hear the teacher inquiring:

"Where is Ikari?"

That very moment Shinji opened the door. Everyone was staring at him. He looked like he wanted to kill somebody. Or everybody...

"The first one who says a single word will die a painful death." Shinji humbled over to his chair, his hands holding his ice pack.

No one said a word. Even the teacher was too afraid to speak.

THE-QUIET-1 has joined the conversation.

SCHOOL-SOLDIER: Shinji, what the hell happened?

THE-QUIET-1: I will not go to the ice bar.

Shinji shut down his laptop, leaned back into his chair and stared to the ceiling, his mouth wide open. He looked as if he was dead.

SCHOOL-SOLDIER: I think we should leave him alone for some time.

TOUGH-BOY: I think you're right.

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Will Shinji survive class? Will Rei wear a chicken costume and sing 'I am the Pumpkin Queen'? And I am stopping this 'sock' question, I think it emigrated to Poland and is having kids by now...

Wait for the next chapter or visit a diviner.

Sorry, this chapter took long and is short. But some of my friends graduated from school. And what should I tell you? We had a one-week party.