"Trolls? You mean, like the ones under the bridge?" Hawkeye asked, looking as if he were confused or about to laugh.
"No athhole, not like your thitty human thtory!" Cried Sollux, almost spitting.
"Jeez, alright." Mumbled Hawkeye, a smirk twitching at his lips.
For a bit there was a stretch of awkward silence. The trolls and human heroes shuffled about bait until the Black Widow finally spoke up, breaking the silence.
"So why are you 'trolls' here?" She asked with a heavy Russian accent.
"I don't mutherfuckin' know." Inturupted Gamzee before anyone could say anything.
"Well, I do fucking remember just sitting in my hive when there was this fricking flash of light." Added Karkat.
"Hive?" Iron Man asked, confused.
"The trolls equivalent to your human 'house'." Said Kanaya, her voice level and almost bored.
"Uh, that happened to me too." Tavros spoke up, his voice a nervous whisper.
Bruce Banner looked at the bull-looking boy in the wheelchair with sympathy.
"What happened to you?" He asked quietly. The room suddendly became even more quiet. This was a sore subject for Tavros and everyone knew it.
"None of your motherfucin' buisness." Growled Gamzee, placing a protective hand on his friend's shoulder.
"Ha." Sneered Vriska, earning a glare from the clown.
"I pushed pupa here off a cliff while role playing." She admitted, sounding somewhat proud.
Bruce looked horrified. "Why would you do something like that!?"
Vriska opened her mouth to reply but was interrupted.
"Does it really matter!" Cried Eridan.
"Eridan, stop being so rude!" Gasped Feferi.
"Yes Mr. Ampurra, purrlease be nice with everyone!" Nepeta fretted.
"Who fucking cares what fish breath does!" Cried Karkat angrily.
"Be more respectful towards a blue blood, mutant blood." Said Equius, starting to sweat again.
"Everyone motherfucin' calm down already!"
"I say let them get over their differences." Smirked Vriska.
"I can smell how agitated everyone is and it does not smell good. Stop yelling!"
"I believe it is in everyone's best interests if we settle this peacefully." Aradia's calm voice spoke.
"Do you guys ever stop fighting?" Snickered Hawkeye.
"Don't get involved in this!" Cried Bruce.
"Well we can't just stand here!" Retorted Iron Man.
"I agree with Iron dude, we thould do thomething about thith!"
"Why does anyone fucking care! Why are we even here? That fucking question still needs to be answered!"
"If we wait a bit longer i am sure the answer will come!" Kanaya cried, getting upset.
"Don't tell me what to do!" Said Eridan pulling out his gun.
Kanaya's lipstick revved into a chainsaw and was raised above the troll's head.
Gamzee hefted his juggling clubs as Feferi raised her trident. Soon, all the trolls had pulled weapons seemingly out of nowhere.
Karkat tightened his grip on the sickle and growled at Sollux who had his hands raised threateningly.
Tavros nervously nurtured his lance, facing a sneering Vriska who was armed with her dice.
Nepeta's claws had unsheathed and Terezi had lifted her cane threateningly. Equius, who was sweating heavily was facing Hawkeye's arrow.
Iron Man's laser began to glow as he pointed the metal glove at the trolls. Thor had tightened his grip and raised his hammer. Lightning flashed above, shortly followed by a rumbling chorus of thunder.
Avengers mansion had become silent once again, making the next sound painfully louder then it should have been. The door to the mansion creaking open and almost a hundred shield agents poring in. At the head was director Maria Hill who healed her gun in a threatening fashion.
"You, aliens. You are under arrest by order of shield."
Alright, one thing. I know that Maria Hill is (maybe) not the director of shield. It has been soooooo long since I watched that movie, i am sorry but you will have to go through twitch the fact that I made her director. Sorry guys
