yay, quickest new chapter yet! i bet you yous love me, don't deny it :3 anyways, i tries a bit more flexible, narrating sort of thing with this chapter. if you think i could improve with it or you don't like what i did with the way the story is written, don't hesitate to tell me. also, if any of you have any ground-breaking ideas about what could happen next, i am open to suggestions. well, now that that's taken care of. enjoy chapter six :3


The troll had horns simular to Karkat's, still nubby but a little bigger. He was currently looking as if he just saw a ghost. (human refrence)

"Kankri!" shrieked Karkat from within the see-through walls of his cell. The red-sweatered troll could not hear the cry but turned his head to Karkat when the younger cancer banged his fists on the wall.

"Karkat? Karkat, what are you doing here!?" Kankri cried. He then spotted the rest of the trolls.

"What are all of you doing here!? And why are you locked into those tiny cells? What have you possibly done to get into so much trouble! This is very irresponsible Karkat, i am very ashamed-" Kankri's rant was cut off with Karkat smashing through the wall of his cell. Maria gasped at the certainly impossible strength display.

"Why didn't you just do that earlier?" Grumbled Eridan, busting out of his own cell. One by one the trolls used their weapons to crash out of the seemingly flimsy cells, then gather around Kankri. Oh yeah, Kankri was currently getting yelled at by Karkat.

"What the fuck are you blubbering about, nooksniffer! You just 'magically' appeared here with us on this stupid human flying thing and the first thing you do is go into a fucking lecture!" He ranted.

"What the fuck is even wrong with you!"

"You know, Karkat and Kankri may be different in character but they both go on long rants." Commented Kanaya to Tavros.

"Fuckass." Grumbled Karkat just before another shield agent burst into Director Maria Hill's office.

"Director, there are more energy signatures!" she cried.

"Where are they and how many?" demanded Maria, this was getting rediculous.

"Three, all in the containment cell room!'' answered the agent before running off. Maria Hill shielded her eyes with her arms once again just before an even brighter flash.

There were cries of surprise from the cell room and three more trolls apeared. One was extremly tall and lanky with wild hair. He looked simular to Gamzee, but was dressed in a black full-body suit decorated with bones and had larger, curvier horns. Oh, and his mouth was stiched closed.

The second troll closely resembled Terezi but wore a teal and black outfit with red boots, different sunglasses, and larget, pointier horns. She was currently on a simularly colored skateboard looking utterly bewindered.

The last troll looked the oddest, in Maria's opinion. He wore a weird yellow and black body suit, interestingly decorated. Poofs of unruly black hair stuck out from underneath a large, bulky crash-helmate. A yellow, forked tungue was currently lolling out of his agape mouth. This troll looked slighly like Sollux, mostly because of the long double horns on his head.

"Kurloz!" cried Gamzee, runing to the first troll.

"Latula? Is that you i smell?" cackled Terezi, making her way over to the skateboard troll.

There was no 'Is that you?' for the last troll though. Sollux was staring at him, mouth equally agape.

"Mituna?" he finally mustered, shuffling over to Mituna.

"Tholluth?" Asked Mituna, his voice almost completly un-understandable beneath a thick lisp.

"Wahth goin onc, Tholluth?" he asked, almost whimpering. Sollux sighed and patted the older troll with a word of reasurement.

Meanwhile, Kurloz was hand-signing rapid fire to Gamzee who was talking equally fast.

"Kurloz, what are you doing here!?"

'I-D-O-N-T-K-N-O-W'

But, OBVIOUSLY, he was signing in alternian sign language so Director Hill, who knew a bit of the english version, had not a clue what he was saying. The conversation continues:

'S-O-W-H-A-T-D-O-W-E-D-O-N-O-W'

"Gee, i didn't motherfucking think of that." Gamzee muttered.

'W-E-L-L-W-E-S-H-O-U-L-D-S-E-E-H-O-W-E-V-E-R-Y-O-N-E-I-S-C-O-P-I-N-G-W-I-T-H-T-H-I-S' signed Kurloz with a slight smirk. Gamzee returned the smile and the two walked over to Latula who was now being motherly over Mituna.

"Baby, are you alrigh? You're not hurt are you?" she fretted over her matesprite. Mituna squirmed kinda reluctantly away from her tight hug.

"Tulipc i'th fine!" he said awkwardly spitish because of the lisp. Latula looked uncertain while Terezi facepalmed.

"Hey asshats, you wanna go or what?" yelled Karkat, tightening his grip on the still present sickle. Tavros nodded quickly and all sixteen trolls ran out of the room as shield agents poured in after them.

The trolls sprinted through the wide hallways of the helicarrier, Equius knocking out any humans that got in the way. Within a few minutes they had all managed to make it to the main control room. It was a giant circular room with tons of windows, so that they could see they were currently flying somewhere over the statue of liberty. ("weird human shit")

Agent Coulson was now looking at the escaped aliens with no gun on him. How could he be that stupid! (lol, he just forgot it, calm down) He whipped his head to look at his surroundings quickly, trying to find anything that could be used as a weapon.

There it is! Something probably completly useless, but Coulson threw it at the trolls anyway.

"AAAAAAUUUUGHHHHH!" screamed Karkat right before the emergancy bail bucket got lodged onto his head. (please don't ask why there is a bail bucket, there just is :3)

"AAAAAAAUGHGHGHGHGHGHG! SOMEONE GET IT OFF OF ME, GET IT OFF DAMMIT!" he screeched, running around in circles and flailing his arms. Chaos then ensued. First off, Kankri got into a lecture about Karkat being careless and social justic or some shit, Mituna began to flip his shit, Terezi was howling in laughter, and basically everyone was either screaming, gasping, laughing, or talking. That is... exept for poor Kurloz.

"WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING!" Karkat screamed, proceding to ram into a snickering Sollux, managing to release his head from the bucket. The bucket then in Sollux's arms who shreiked and threw the bucket away like a hot potato. So that is what happened next. The trolls playing an awkward, screaming game of hot potato.

The entire time almost all of the humans on the helicarrier were watching in complete confusion.

"What the hell are they doing with that bucket? Are they afraid of it or something?" muttered Hill to herself just as said bucket got 'passed' to Equius. The strong troll flung it away with so much force that it went sailing out of the carrier and a good half a mile away with a splish in the water.

((A bit later))

(catch up): All of the trolls' weapons had successfully been confiscated. They had been locked into Loki/Hulk's cell surrounded by ten agents. They were all in a sort of traumotized silence, even Karkat and Kankri. Just then, Director Maria Hill walked inot the room.

"Bring the first alien in for questioning."