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Wanda threw her wand down with a clatter, eyes flashing. Cosmo took a few steps backward.

Bad things happened when Wanda got that look in her eyes.....

SCARY things....

Wanda seized Cosmo's Wand-which he surrendered without a fight-and frantically waved it.

It sparked, but did nothing. The female fairy rolled her eyes.

"Darn, Darn, DARN IT! Two days, two search parties-and still...nothing!"

Poof's mouth began to quiver.

And he exploded into tears. Wanda's eyes softened as she hurried over.

"Shhh....Mommy's sorry, sweetheart, Mommy's sorry...."

Cosmo held a list upside down, squinting slightly.

"Uhhhh.....he wasn't in the Grand Canyon.....or Nasa.....or Canada...."

Poof ony began to wail harder. Cosmo went on.

"Uh.....not in Canada.....Fairy World.....Anti Fairy world.....Pixie's Inc....still not in Canada.....Brazil.....England.....Dimmsdale....STILL not in Canada...."

Wanda scowled.

"Cosmo, that's not the location's list. That's a box of poptarts and you're holding it upside down."

"Jorgan didn't know anything....and our wands can't make anything we could use to track Timmy!"

Poof looked out the window.

"AJ...?"

Wanda smiled, and patted him on the head. "No, sweetie. Timmy's Mom and Dad asked-Chester, AJ, Sanjay, and Elmer too-but they all said the same thing: Timmy had a bad day

at school, went home. Nothing else."

Poof whimpered. Cosmo patted him on the back.

"Aww....it's okay, hon. Why don't you watch a nice Children's program....like Cops? Or-"

Cosmo gulped as Wanda's head became scarlet, hair bursting into flames.

* * * * *

"Hey, there, kids! I'm CLINT! Ignore the five o clock shadow and the shaving cuts. I'm really a kid! Just like you! Now, let's all look for healthy prunes to improve our colons by

finding....A VICKY PRINT! THAT'S also one step closer to finding out where VICKY might be!"

The middle aged man began to laugh.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Cosmo rolled his eyes as he went through the channels.

"Ooh! Looney Goons!"

Babs Bunny was munching on a celery stick, watching as Daffy Dork was being chased by Elmer Fudge throughout the woods with a rifle. Poof's eyes widened as Elmer shot at

Daffy, who jumped as his beak blasted itself on the other side of his face.

"Nice imitable violence back in the 1940s."

And then Babs shoved Elmer over a cliff, who hovered in middair for a few seconds before realizing where he was.

Holding up a sign that said YIPES! in big red letters, he smashed into the earth below, body resembling an accordion.

"Hey.....that's violent too! Didn't they have sensors back then?"

Click!

"Can't.....move! Can't...reach....ermph...wand!"

"Can't.....reach.....remote!"

"Can't.....stop thinking.....about ham!"

Click!

A kid rushed up to another one, gasping frantically.

"Chuckie Black, Chuckie Black! The Great Mennorah finally arrived in the Bagel patch!"

And Lenny fell to the floor, a white, black eared, furry cat dancing nearby with a canary as an adult began to speak.

"Blah, blahblahblah."

Chuckie Black's eyes widened.

"What? No! I didn't hurt him!"

"Blah, blah, blah, bah!"

"No-seriously-he fainted!"

"Blah, blah blah."

Chuckie Black's face twitched into an uncomfortable smile.

"Do we HAVE to involve the police in this?"

And, as blue and red sirens began to wail outside the house, knockout gas canisters were thrown through the window with a tinkling smash.

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"Uhhhh.....Wanda! Good news! Timmy is NOT on TV!"

Cosmo blinked.

"Oh.....hang on....bad news."

Wanda went through her lists, biting her lip.

"Not here....not there.....Vicky doesn't know.....Dark Laser is a no go.....the founding fathers had no comprendo-"

Comso huffed.

"Why'd you have to contact THEM? I'm never voting for any of them ever again!"

Wanda sighed, and poofed up a sour looking cat, and a jug of water.

"MEEEOOOOOOWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"

While Poof interestedly watched the kitty try and tear Daddy's face off, Wanda turned to her lists again.

"Catman offered to help Timmy's parents....but, uh...."

Cosmo blinked, rubbing at red eyes.

"Uh....didn't he have to go nigh-nigh this evening?

The fairy just wearily nodded, before her eyes lit up.

"HANG ON! Hold everything!"

Cosmo huffed.

"What do I look like, a clothing horse? How do I carry everything in this roo-?"

"Mark! Mark might know where Timmy is?"

Cosmo looked puzzled.

"Don't you mean Justin Jake Astin? Earth teen dream with three first names?"