Everyone thank Box of Tomato Fairy for making this chapter possible so soon.

They decided to start with Karkat, seeing as he was the alleged team leader. The interview went something like this.

Interviewer (I): So you are Karkat Vantas, is that correct?

Karkat (K): YEAH FUCKASS, I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT.

I: And you are team leader?

K: ARE YOU DEAF OR SOMETHING? I THOUGHT WE WENT OVER THIS ALREADY!?

I: Tell me something about trolls. Anything.

K: WHY DO YOU FUCKING WANT TO KNOW? UGH. I GUESS I COULD TRY AND CRAM SOME INFORMATION ABOUT THE MORONIC BLOOD CASTE SYSTEM INTO YOUR PRIMITIVE HUMAN THINK PAN.

I: What is the blood caste system?

K: OK, SO BASICALLY TROLLS HAVE DIFFERENT COLORED BLOOD. THE FUCKING HIGHBLOODS ARE PINK, PURPLE, INDOGO, BLUE, AND OTHER COLORS LIKE THAT. FEFERI HAS PINK BLOOD, FISH FU- I MEAN ERIDAN HAS PURPLE, GAMZEE AND KURLOZ ARE FUCKING INDIGOBLOOD, THE SUBJIGLATORS, AND EQUIUS AND VRISKA HAVE BLUE BLOOD. THE QUEEN OF ALTERNIA IS A FUSIA BLOOD. FEREFI IS HER HEIRESS AND NEXT IN LINE TO THE THRONE.

I: Making Miss. Peixes the princess to your planet?

K: YEAH, IN A WAY. I GUESS.

I: Are there any other colors? (*scribbling everything down madly)

K: FUCK YEAH. THE MIDBLOODS ARE MORE TEAL, JADE, AND OLIVE COLORS. TEREZI AND LATULA HAVE TEAL BLOOD, KANAYA, ALONG WITH MOST RAINBOW-DRINKERS, IS A JADEBLOOD, AND NEPETA HAS FUCKING OLIVE. THEY AREN'T REALLY SPECIAL BUT STILL FUCKING HIGHER ON THE HEMOSPECTRUM THEN THE LOWBLOODS.

I: (*wondering what a rainbow-drinker and subjiglator is but wants to continue with the subject at hand) So what colors are the lowbloods? (*very exited)

K: THE LOWBLOODS, WHO TREATED THE FUCKING POOREST ARE YELLOWBLOODS, BROWN, ORANGE, AND THE LOWEST, RUST RED. SOLLUX AND MITUNA ARE YELLOW, TAVROS HAS ORANGE-ISH BROWN, AND ARADIA HAS THE FUCKING RUST RED.

I: All so interesting! So what color is your blood!?

K: (*eye twitch)

~~~One broken nose and three tranquilizer shots later~~~

I to Maria Hill(MH): (*tells everything excitedly through bloody bandage wrapped around face) ... And the lowest is rust red. I think it would be orderly to interrogate the rest in this caste system order. To get the different-blooded points of veiw.

(MH): Hm. Alright, do what you want, but I want more information. Much more. By the end we will have to know about these aliens intentions and everything else there is to know.

I: We can do that.

I am making progress.