So, the interviews will be sort of uneventful. I will try to add something sunny for explaining into each of them though.
I: So you are Aradia Medigo?
Aradia (A): Yes. I am.
I: And you have a rust red blood color?
A: H0w d0 y0u kn0w this? But, yes. That is my bl00d c0l0r.
I: Your friend Karkat told us about the hobo-spectrum, or... something like that.
A: The hem0spectrum?
I: Yes, that's the word! Anyway, would you possibly care to go deeper into rust bloods specifically? Or is there nothing too much important about them in general?
A: Well, m0st rustbl00ds, including me, have the ability t0 c0mmune with the dead.
I: (*suddenly very creeped out) Uhh... erm... well. That's... interesting.
A: Yes, isn't it?
I: Uh... (*beginning to sweat a bit)
A: Is everything alright?
I: Uhhhhh. Just give me a second! (*Runs out of interrogation room. Wheezing in shock and a bit of fright:) Voices... of the dead. Ok, you can do this. You got punched in the nose by an alien, you can do this. Pull yourself together. You got this.
A: (*Still in room wondering what got into the interrogator)
I: (*slightly strained) All is good now. I am good. Please continue with what you were saying.
A: Alright. Well, mar00nbl00ds are n0t all that special 0n the scale. They are the l0west 0n it after all.
I: Yes, alright, I suppose there is not that much more you can tell me I suppose.
A: Yes, I d0 n0t really kn0w what I c0uld tell y0u that w0uld be t00 interesting.
I: Ok, we'll I just have one more question. What was that song you were singing earlier?
A: Y0u mean the l0ve s0ng? It was just a s0ng fr0m 0ne 0f Karkat's fav0rite r0mantic m0vies. The sh0rtened title w0uld be A Night 0f L0ve And S0rrow.
I: You mean it wasn't special? But it sounded so... so amazing, meaningful!
A: Yes, tr0ll music and quite a l0t 0f 0ther things in 0ur culture can d0 that t0 humans.
I: Oh, well, I suppose this interview is over.
A: Alright.
I promise things will get more exiting after the interviews, after all... (dramatic pause) there is no sopor on earth. :3