I'm so sorry this took so long, I hope you haven't given up on meeee! The thing is, I had this chapter written up but I accidentally deleted it all! So I had to then undergo the slow process of rewriting it. Sigh. Anyway, here is today's crappy chapter.

I: Kanaya Maryam I presume?

Kanaya (K): You Presume Correctly.

I: If I may add, you look quite fashionable.

K: Why Thank You. I Find Good Fashion Sense In Trolls So Hard To Find These Days.

I: Well, as a girl myself i can relate.

K: What Would Being Of The Female Gender Have Anything To Do With it?

I: Oh, well, it's just that girl usually are more fashionable. (*stutters under Kanaya's glare)

K: (*eyes narrow and opens mouth to speak but is cut off)

I: So, your lipstick. It is a chainsaw. (*almost desperate to change subject)

K: Yes, I Find That One Must Always Be Prepared For A Fight While Staying Beautiful.

I: I see your point. (*nervously tense as if waiting for another 'magical chainsaw' to appear)

K: Is There Any Questions As To What Karkat Told You In His Interview?

I: Wait, how did you know- did you see, did he tell- oh, I'm getting a bit confused.

K: Karkat And Aradia Informed Of Their Interviews. Do You Wish To Know Anymore About Jade-Blooded Trolls?

I: Well, Karkat said something about you being a... rainbow drinker? What does that even mean?

K: The Human Equivalent To A Rainbow-Drinker Would Be A, What Are They Called? Oh Yes, A Vampire.

I: (*need I say what I is feeling right now?) A... Vampire? With... Magical chainsaw. (*tried desperately to become professional again) So, so why are they called rainbow drinkers?

K: Well Because We Drink Blood, As You Already Know, The Blood Of Trolls Are Many Varying Colors, Almost Like A Rainbow.

I: (*mutters unhappily) Jeez, this isn't even the helicarrier anymore, it's the twilight zone!

K: The Twilight Zone?

I: Nothing, just... Nothing. (*sighing in exasperation)

K: You Seem Quite Stressed Out. Maybe Talking To Someone About It Would Help.

I and K then proceeded to have a long and chummy conversation that strayed completely off track from I's stressful job. Sadly, her job was on the line because Maria Hill was now watching their progress on the monitor and face-keyboarding.