Hetalia: America Vs. Greece
Characters: America, Greece, Switzerland, China, Israel (?)
America: You can't borrow money from me!
Greece: Why not? You gave money to Germany.
America: But that was like a hundred years ago! (after World War One, closer to fifty years)
Greece: So?
China: He can't. He in debt to me. And I demand payment in form of chocolate.
Greece: But the other countries kicked me out of their club. (AKA the European Union)
America: Wait, they have a club, and I wasn't invited?! But I'm the hero!
Greece: But you live so far away.
Switzerland: Man up or I'll beat you with my peace prize!
Greece: But I'm out of money. All I have are my mother's ruins. And the Olympics.
Switzerland: My bank accounts are always open.
China: You are not reliable. The Jews never got their money back. They were forced to move to Israel.
Israel: No, I'm the Promised Land! (gets ignored by everyone)
Julie: Winner… Switzerland. 'Cause even though nothing happened…
CHN: He's still hot.
Julie: (nods)