I:Wow, it seems like an absurd amount of time that I have interviewed one of you guys. It almost feels like time has stopped!
Terezi (T): UH. WH4T?
I: Nevermind. Terezi Pyrope, yes?
T: UH HUH. YOU SM3LL V3RRY BOR1NG. L1K3 STR3SS 4ND P4P3RWORK. BLUH.
I: I... Smell? Wha...
T: H3H3H3 1'M BL1ND, R1GHT?
I: Yeah...? (Has no idea where this is going)
T: SO 1 S33 W1TH T4ST3 4ND SM3LL.
I: (whispers) Taste? Eww. That's actually really gross. Uuuuugh.
T: 1 C4N SM3LL YOU GR1M4C1NG. STOP 1T. (Cackling)
I: (straightens up with poker face and speaks with plain denial) I wasn't doing anything. Are all teal bloods blind? (Finally remembers she has an actual job to do)
T: OF COURS3 NOT! TH4T WOULD B3 STUP1D! DUH!
I: Yes. (Muttering and flipping through notes just to look like she is not completely out of questions) Well, can you at least tell me why Mr. Makara is acting so weird?
T: G4MZ33? H3'S 4LW4YS WE1RD. YOU GET US3D TO 1T.
I: I've noticed, but I mean he has been acting different then just, oh 'rainbows and miracles karbro! Motherfucking tavbro!' (Trying best Gamzee impression)
T: H3H3H3H3H3! TH4T W4S TH3 WORST G4MZ33 1MPR3SS1ON 1 H4V3 3V3R H34RD!
I: Just answer the gosh darned question!
T: OK, OK, DONT G3T YOUR P4NT13S 1N 4 TW1ST!
I: So...? (Annoyed; and still mad from getting called boring)
T: PFFFSH, HOW SHOULD 1 KNOW WH4T H3'S UP TO?
I: AAAAARRRRRGGGHHH! AHHHHHH WHYYYY! (Flips desk Thor-style)
T: 3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3! GOT 4Ny CH4LK? PR3F3R4BLY R3D.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH! OMG, I'm so so so so so so so sorry guys. It has been so so so long, I don't even remember how long it has been. The thing is, I was being a lazy butt when I stopped this story, but people just kept on following and favoriting this that felt so guilty, and when someone offered to adopt the story I was like hell yeah! But then what and I don't know and now shit. So basically I had a sudden urge to write this again. You all probably hate me for writing so late, and so badly, and you probably don't even like this anymore so I'm really sorry.
Ok, rant over.