Hetalia: America Vs. Russia
The Cold War
Characters: America, Russia, Ukraine, Belarus, Lithuania, Estonia, Latvia
America: Russia, you totally need to back off! This whole "Red Scare" thing is totally freaking my people out! And that's not cool!
Russia: But the screams of your people (and mine) are like music to my ears. It lulls me to sleep. Why would I want to stop it?
America: Because I'm the hero! And I have the atom bomb! If you don't believe me, just ask Japan!
Estonia: But the mention of your name reminds the people of Japan of all the people you are killing from leukemia.
America: Leu-what?
Lithuania: (quietly to Latvia) Let's try and sneak out.
Latvia: (nods) Okay.
Lithuania and Latvia silently tiptoe out the door, followed closely by Ukraine.
Belarus: (notices, but doesn't care)
Russia: I don't need to talk to Japan. I read the newspaper. I heard all about Hiroshima.
America: Yup, the Enola Gay sure made me proud.
Estonia: (snickers) Your bomber was called Enola Gay?
Russia: (ignores) It wasn't that impressive. My Hinds could easily overwhelm and crush your air force.
America: No way, man! My fighter pilots are way better than yours! I can prove it! One of these days, I'll get my best pilots to fly in the Olympics Opening Ceremony! You'll see how superior American pilots are!
Russia: (shrugs) Planes and helicopters are different. If I were you, I would just stick to yelling and eating nothing but hamburgers and milkshakes, da?
CHN: I made Estonia kind of a dick.
Julie: Kind of.
CHN: Was that a question?
Julie: That was kind of a sarcastic nudge-nudge.