Hetalia: America Vs. England
Characters: England, America, American Soldiers, American General, Shakespeare
America: (sucks on thumb)
England: (pulls gun) Do you bite your thumb at me, sir?!
America: No, sir! I do bite my thumb, sir, but I do not bite my thumb at you, sir!
Shakespeare: Wow, this sounds familiar! (AN: Hint-hint.)
American Soldiers: Ready for battle!
America: (pulls gun) Hey, England! All I want is my freedom! I'm no longer a child, nor your little brother! As of this moment, consider me… Independent!
England: (charges America) I won't allow it! (slaps gun from America's hands)
American General: Ready! Aim!
American Soldiers aim their guns at England.
England: (pointing gun at ground) I can't shoot you… There's no way I could shoot you… (throws gun aside, drops to knees crying) Why? Dammit, why?! It's not fair!
America: (puts hand on England's head) You know why. What happened to you? I remember a time when you were great. (AN: *cough-cough* Great Britain. Get it?) You should have seen this coming. Did you even read that letter I sent you?
England: (acts as if nothing happened) Oh, you mean the one about the course of human events and the self-evident rights? You could say I skimmed it briefly.
America: That took me like a century to come up with! RAGE! (flips a desk)
England: (ducks out of the way) What the hell?!
Fades…
America: (wakes up from weird dream) … Well that was fucking strange! (looks at calendar) Oh, crap! The Olympics are today!
Julie: Referenced to America's Storage Room Cleaning, right?
CHN: Mm-hmm. What next?
Julie: I dunno. I kind of want to go back and read them.
CHN: Have fun! … Quick, Charmander! Level 45! Should I let him evolve?!
Julie: (reading) Yeah, sure.