"I feel like crawling into a hole and never coming back out." I said to Kennen as he patiently waited outside the dressing room for me.
I was currently at the league, and they said they had a new costume for me to wear to 'entertain' the summoners. Even if I felt offended and wronged in almost every possible way, I still had to listen to them and abide by my contract.
"Oh come on," I heard his voice call from the other side of the door, "It can't be that bad."
"Yes It can..." I grumbled to myself as I turned to walk near the door. "No laughing, okay?" I felt ridiculous for asking, even though I knew he would laugh.
"Don't worry love, I promise not to laugh." I heard him say, but it didn't help my current situation.
"Okay, here I come." I looked over my costume one last time before opening the dressing room door.
"Remember, no laughing." I reminded him as I stepped out from behind the door.
His eyes widened and I saw a smile creep along his face before he fell off the bench he was sitting on; laughing his ass off.
"No, ha ha ha, please make it stop!" I heard him say through his laughter. If gazes could set people on fire, I was pretty sure he would be melting right then.
'You could always just light him on fire anyway.'
"Ha ha ha, it hurts." He just kept laughing on the floor, holding his sides. I knew this was a bad idea; I wanted to hide this from him for as long as possible.
"I told you no laughing!" I ran back into the room and slammed the door closed. His laughter slowly died down and I heard him approach the door.
"Teemo, come back out."
"If you laugh again, so help me I will set you on fire." I threatened him.
"Well if you don't want me to laugh then I can't look at you."
"I knew I shouldn't have brought you here..." I slumped back down in the corner of the room. I would just take the costume off and forget about this whole thing, but the league needed a picture of me in it still.
"Teemo?" Kennen sounded a bit worried now, "I'm coming in." The door slowly opened and he walked in; I could tell he still found the whole thing funny though with the smile on his face.
"Just look at me! This is demeaning in almost every way possible!" I shouted at Kennen, who was still looking over my costume.
"So, ha, what is this one called?" Kennen asked, curious as to what the summoners were thinking when designing it.
"It's... Super Teemo." I said to him as I looked back in the mirror. A black mask was covering up my eyes and some sturdy yellow gloves covered my hands. My suit looked like something a child designed – it was a very tight blue jump suit with a red and yellow 'T' in the center. I even had a matching red cape.
"Super Teemo, that is just so-"
"Don't say funny." I finished for him, turning around to look him in the eyes, "I mean it."
"I was going to say cute." He took a step forward and kissed me, hoping to calm me down. "Besides, I could be worse, couldn't it?"
"I don't think so," I took one last look in the mirror, "How could it be worse?"
"They could have changed how your mushrooms look." He said, but the funny thing was, he didn't know they already did.
"They did change my mushrooms. They are just floating disks that look like the symbol on my chest."
And with that, he was on the floor laughing once more. I would kick his ass later for laughing, but I had to get this picture over with as fast as possible. I just hoped I wouldn't run into anyone in the halls.