The Last Eliminator
A Dying Eclipse
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"On the first day of Christmas,
This cool guy gave me to me,
Some bongos and a goatee.
On the second day of Christmas,
This cool guy gave me to me,
Two Monster trucks,
And some bongos and a goatee.
On the third day of Christmas....."
The Eliminator had groaned, and buried his face in a metallic hand.
Turner just HAD to torment him, didn't he?
Timmy narrowed his eyes, and entered into song once again.
To spell Santa's name is easy to do...
You write S A N T, and another A, too....
But no L, no L, Santa's name has no L
And he won't be too pleased if you don't learn to spell!
That was it. What was Turner....?
Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch water from a well's seam,
But when neither one could find it, Jill started to scream,
HEY! No well, no well, can't believe there's no well!
We walked all the way up here and I'm mad, can't you tell?!"
Captain Ahab took his crew, his harpoon and set sail
And he called out to ships, 'Have you seen the white whale?'
"No whale, no whale, we ain't seen no big whale....
Saw a couple of dolphins, and a big yellow tail..."
If you've listened to this tune, then you probably can tell,
That you've heard it before, it's a song you know well
Know well, know well, it's a song you know well
And we've ruined it completely, so we all say, 'Oh well'
That was it-he was going to strangle-
The Eliminator blanched.
Timmy was gone.
All he held right now was a tape recorder.
So irritated had the Eliminator been, he hadn't noticed Timmy shift out of his arms for a passing meteroite.
But it was too late. The boy had rocketed away, euphoric smile on his face.
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But that euphoria had died quite abruptly when a cloaked figure had inched towards a very familiar figure.
A very small familiar figure.
Closer and closer to a puff ball shaped, winged little.....
Timmy had triggered his heat vision before he could stop himself.
"GAH!"
Poof yanked around, eyes wide as Kanone let out a shriek of alarm and did a 360 spin in midair eyes flashing dangerously.
What the-?!
His eyes narrowed as a small smile made its way to his ruined lips.
Turner.
Kanone had had it all a year ago....he came from a wealthy family, he was popular, girls were always converging in the halls and giggling when he
came about....
Incredible grades, a fencing champion who had recently won the school the title again, a loving mother, father, and four siblings......
.......the boy despised it all.
So, when the eve came to graduate, he ran away.
And now....he finally felt.....happy.
Especially right now....
The Darkness would track him for this one. He looked forward to the challenge.
Oh, such sweet enjoyment. Kanone smiled like a child being led into a candy store and being told to choose whatever....
He raised his weapon, finger clicking against the-
BAM.
And, Kanone went flying, seeing as Poof had delivered a direct and furious kick to a place where....
Well....
Even Timmy winced.
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