The Last Eliminator

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Hallo, Bonjour, Konnichiwa, and greetings everyone. ^^ Just a few more chapters....and I will be done with this tale-which extended much farther

than my expectations.

Sorry it took me so long to update....

I use funny little rhymes to keep the humor part of the story still in check....I hope you don't mind them! I have so many other tales I want to

burst into life.....given I'm done with schoolwork.

Please, take care everyone-and, please check out Oddauthor's Darkness fiction entitled The Birthday Gift. It's a truly bittersweet fiction that made

me cry.....

Drop him a note when you can! ^^

And, Disclaimer: I do not own the FOP. And I do not like ipods.

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Quote:

"There is not enough darkness in all the world to put out the light of even one small candle."

It was dark.

Although that was a quote from Sir-points-out-the-obvious-a-lot, the situation still kept up a hint of.....er....."dark" humor.

He had been so afraid of the dark as a child.

So....why, exactly, did he choose to dive headfirst into it?

....again?

Timmy shifted in the shadows, groaning slightly as they still continued wrapping insistently at his body. He bit his lip, still clasping Poof's warm

body.

"Please...."

The word slipped faintly from Timmy's mouth, but even as the fairy's body continued to exinuate a soft glow, the boy winced as the word echoed

in the realm, like a thousand Timmys were reverberating the word again and again.....

The two were sinking even faster now-dark bubbles bursting slightly in the distance as they began to slide to the violently red, pulsating core....

Poof's body was still twinkling vibrantly.

Concentrating with all of his might, Timmy bit his lip.

And

the

world

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d

into

light.


Hello?

If anyone can hear me....

We need.....

Someone started slightly as he typed, managing a small frown to crease his forehead.

.....?

All he HAD been doing was updating a story about AJ....so why had.....?

He pressed a hand to his temple, looking puzzled.

There it was again.

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A girl was busy updating her daviant art profile with the occasional picture of Norm the genie.

She blinked slightly, then turned her head away from the monitor.

Had.....someone been calling her?

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A girl glanced upwards, looking bewildered.

?!

All she had been doing was pondering her profile picture-which featured Danny's transfiguration in some movie or another.

.......?

She shrugged, and slowly typed a message back.

Are you still there?

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Well.

This had been a few good weeks for the fairy's diet.....or perhaps not.

Occasionally, she felt too sick at heart to touch a morsel of food.....

....and, at other times, all she felt like doing was crying herself into a sobbing mass, aimlessly eating bar after bar of chocolate.

Cosmo's face had been buried in his hands, but he'd been twitching for some time now. At first, Wanda thought him to be crying.....

....which certainly seemed to be the case, until she could hear him begin to sing softly:

"Amanda ate an orange

And an olive and a peach.

Since then her teacher always keeps

The crayons out of her reach."

Wanda threw him a desperate, bewildered look. But Cosmo just squinted at the outside stars, looking baffled.

"It's asking again."

Mark and Wanda exchanged a quick glance.

It finally happened-the insanity of the situation had driven the green haired fairy even more crazy then normal.


Timmy closed his eyes and winced, even before the Darkness let out an anguished shriek.

Well, hurt before healing. He still needed a little more light if he was finally going to release a big bang.

He managed to transmit a few more thoughts, desperately scattering the signal anywhere within a few good miles in term of reach.....

My teacher loves her iPod.
It's always in her ear.
She doesn't mind it if we joke
or chat 'cause she can't hear.

It took a minute, but the voice that answered was definitely Cosmo's.

If we don't pay attention,
she doesn't seem to care.
Whenever she has music on,
she wears a distant stare.

Timmy closed his eyes, feeling relief close over his body.

Almost there. He still had to transmit to more people!

But the two finished this verse in harmony, bad voices still combusting well.

Our principal dropped by one day,
and she paid no attention.
He took away her iPod,
and he sent her to detention.


Confused, anyone? ^^ Well, Timmy is asking some of my reviewers for help. Weird, but.....

And, his primary goal: Drown the Darkness with any bit of light he can muster up.