Narrator lady: So, Confederate America renamed herself District of Columbia and is now annoying her brother even more by pressing to take over all his interactions with the world. This proposition eventually would turn into the basic form for the League of Nations.

America: it won't work.

D.C.: yes it will.

America: How do you know?

D.C.: I thought of it, now get on with it. Sun set comes early this time of year!

A/N) credit is given to where credit is needed! Plus, I will be updating frequently due to the pass of free time I have passed over me due to illness.

*Hetalia opening!

Narrator lady; So America finally agreed that they should at least present his little sister's idea to the other countries.

"I have an amazing idea!"

"America's got another idea."

"This one will work, what if we have this alliance. Like peaceful meeting and stuff like that! Good Switzerland! You can be the host!"

"Can you see Switzerland letting a bunch of us in for a meeting?" France scoffed in his usual arrogant manner. "why would we even need this?"

"You know meetings and stuff! Of course I won't be part of it because I'm better than you and don't need to be part of anything!"

Narrator lady: When the league was formed it was known as the League of Victors due to it mainly being the Allies after World War 1. Part of the failure of the League was the fact if territorial disputes and the fact that the league was mainly one sided. Also, the fact America wanted no part of his sisters plan. The league failed not being able to hold back the Axis powers of Germany, Italy (really Italy?) Japan, and Spain.

World War Two. (Somewhat later)

"Japan blew up my harbor!"

"Quit complaining!"

"I likes that harbor and Japan had to be like Dude, no sorry."

"Y'all are a bunch of flea ridden bags wrapped in arrogance!"

"Why did Japan have to Germany is Probally sitting around laughing to himself!"

"Even the allies are, you ain't exactially the most wanted."

"We need to attack Japan!"

"Bad idea, see why I want to lock ya up like a bandit?"

"Japan is worse than Germany!"

"No he ain't, see. I need to take over the international stuff."

"So we can have a repeat?" he asked grabbing a burger off the plate.

"One time, that ain't a bad score!" D.C. rolled her finger around in a mocking way. Her eyes rolled then she pulled out a map. Her hand rolled over to Japan. "they will hit ya up again."

"They won't do that!"

"Yeah they kinda will, they got Spain with them this time so we got another corn field to watch out for."

"Spain has nothing to do with corn fields.."

"Will you just shut up!"

"Woah! hold out sis!"

"I ain't holding out for a pile of pudding, you can sit right here and listen to me. Yer' gonna enter this war and your gonna show them they ain't laying a hand on America!"

"Huh?" America said with a slightly dazed and confused look on his face.

"I want you entering in that war! Staying your nose out of everyone else's barn ain't getting you nowhere! You got to stand up, show them who the real powers are!" D.C. has always been slightly pushy, and two sided. Not Bipolar, that doesn't exist in her part of the country. "I think I should do all your planning stuff for ya!"

"Sorry, no. I don't need a girl jamming in on my coolness factor!"

"I ain't jamming in on nothing! You are as blind as a snake with it's head cut off. I've known you for a longin' now. You'll charge in and do something stupid."

"No I won't, I have cool planes!"

"This is why it's always England to pull you from the fire. How did you even get out alive from that revolt? Much less win the flea ridden thing!" America just shrugged and held a thumb up.

"I am related to an idiot."