Chapter 2: Babysitting Imp The Musical
Author's note:Credit goes to Akayuri and Princess Blaziken for this chapter now for the disclaimers. *Ahem* The Warrior of The Healing Flame does not own anything only the story and the game itself. Also some key things here Underlined font means either that person or person one is singing, Bolded Italic font means Person two singing.
Link woke up as he walked around the mansion alone in the garden when all of a sudden he felt the strangest impulse to sing. At first he resisted it but then he couldn't hold it in when it began to rain.
'I'm only happy when it rains
I'm only happy when it's complicated
and though I know you can't appreciate it
I'm only happy when it rains
You know I love it when the news is so sad
I'm only happy when it rains
Pour your misery down
Pour your misery down on me
Pour your misery down
Pour your misery down on me
I'm only happy when it rains
I feel good when things are going wrong
I only listen to the sad, sad songs
I'm only happy when it rains
I only smile in the dark
My only comfort is the night gone black
I didn't accidentally tell you that
I'm only happy when it rains
You'll get the message by the time I'm through
when I complain about me and you
I'm only happy when it rains
Pour your misery down…. pour your misery down
Pour your misery down on me…. pour your misery down
Pour your misery down… pour your misery down
Pour your misery down on me…. pour your misery down
Pour your misery down…. pour your misery down
Pour your misery down on me…. pour your misery down
Pour your misery down… pour
You can keep me company
As long as you don't care
I'm only happy when it rains
You want to hear about my new obsession
I'm riding high upon a deep depression
I'm only happy when it rains… pour some misery down on me
I'm only happy when it rains…. pour
some misery down on me… pour some misery down on me… pour
some misery down.'
Link quickly prayed to the goddesses that no one heard that but however Zelda who happened to be tending the garden walked up behind him.
"Uhhhhh…. Zelda I can explain." stammered Link as he backed away slowly.
"Don't worry," Replied Zelda , "I believe the mansion is infected with High School Musical syndrome."
Link then gasped in fear for High School Musical syndrome was one of several viruses created by fanboys that only infected the smashers, but unlike other viruses, this one caused anyone to sing impulsively at random moments with a 10% death rate.
"Zelda you have to be sure about this." Link said when all of a sudden Red bursted out of the door and took a deep breath before singing.
'Freestyle time! Paradox, man!
I just wanna' let you know,
Ain't no way you're gonna' take away , our card game, Yu-Gi-Oh!
I'm gonna' use a spell card and bring out my man, Neos!
Looks like your Cyber End Dragon is about to be toast!
What's that? Come again? I got a second move?
Looks like Jaden F'ing Yuki's got a lot to prove!
Take down his Rainbow Dragon and before you start to moan I'm gonna lay these cards down, right in the trap zone.'
Suddenly Link and Zelda ran inside the mansion grabbing Red the Pokemon trainer with them as they made their way toward Master Hand's office where The Warrior of The Healing Flame awaited them in his Earth Form (for bio check out White Okami-Sama's Realm of Author's story) with a girl who looked like she was twelve, had pointed teeth, platinum nails sharp as blades, shoulder length red hair with blonde streaks, a dog collar with the name Imp on it with some of a hot pink broken chain, a hot pink purse filled to the brim with sugar and wore a stereotypical school girl uniform with a hot pink plad skirt.
"What do you want?!" demanded Link.
"For you guys to babysit Imp while P.B is out at Comic Con." replied The Warrior.
"Well it's kind of bad timing," said Zelda ," because we believe we are infected with High School Musical syndrome."
Suddenly The Warrior changed into his Dark form which had the Rinnegan eyes, short ash grey hair, an artificial left arm, leather pants, a crimson cloak, a scar in the form of a pentagram, a black sleeveless shirt with reshiram on the back of it, Headphones with the number 21 on both of the shields and stainless steel combat boots.
"Okay in that case I'm going to comic-con to get the antidote." announced The Author.
"Firstly do you know where comic con is, Secondly Why can't you use your Author's powers to get the antidote?" asked Zelda.
"My powers are on the fritz and I don't know where it is but I can possess someone who does." The Warrior of The Healing Flame replied as he teleported away from the scene leaving The Smashers with Imp, while Link dashed toward the kitchen but Zelda cast a magic barrier to block Link's path.
"Oh no you don't." Zelda said.
"What, I'm just getting very sugary foods for Imp." replied Link.
"No , I will get young Imp some healthy, non-sugary items for Imp." replied Zelda which in turn caused Imp's eyes to glow murderously red as she smashed a nearby smash ball that R.O.B dropped on his way to the inventory which cade code word for The end of their lives. Link started to run along with Red leaving Zelda to witness Imp empty the entire contents of her purse in 3 seconds while two darts hit her giving her both rabies and the black plauge. Upon knowing no idea what to do in this situation Zelda decided to sing mostly because of the High School Musical Syndrome.
'Do not walk, do not talk
Don't be a fool, go to school
Do not watch, do not touch
Do not throw a thing you have
Do not grab , do not bend
Don't be shy, do not lie
Do not cry, do not shout
Do not do it, never do it
Please don't run about in my house, in my house
Please don't talk about it, during a meal
Please don't tell a lie, please don't ever make it right
Please please, don't ever make it right
Don't you understand what I mean, what I say so
Never do it now, never do it now
I just don't know, why you make me feel like this again
Never do it now, never never never
Don't you understand what I mean, what I say so
Never do it now, never do it now
I just don't know, why you make me feel like this again
Never do it now, never never never!'
Unfortunately for Zelda this did not save her from being violently decapitated at the hands of Imp.
Meanwhile The Warrior managed to get to Ur's house in the Code of Avalon section without letting any of the inhabitants knowing that he hadn't acquired the game yet. Without any hesitation or effort he knocked on the door summoning Ur.
"Yes." answered the espada twin of Guy Cecil, Ur before The Warrior possessed him.
'Okay this should work out nicely all I have to do is access his mind to find the location of Comic Con and then I grab the cure.' thought The Warrior of The Healing Flame, when all of a sudden a bright light surrounded The Warrior (and technically Ur) and when it faded, The Warrior could see nothing but darkness at first, but then thanks to a green light, he saw a coliseum that looked like it was built by giants that had various flags saying 'ComicCon'.
'This is too easy , ' thought The Warrior, 'I wonder how the smashers are doing.'
The Smashers locked themselves into the storage closet in the kitchen trying to find anything remotely close to sugar to save themselves from Imp's wraith.
"Okay guys just remember if we find don't anything close to sugar we are doomed." explained Link as the smashers frantically dug through the closet trying desperately to find sugar which worked for a while.
"Don't bother we are all doomed anyway." said Samus who represented the morale of the smashers until Toon Link decided to sing a song.
'I've paid my dues, time after time.
I've done my sentence, but committed no crime and bad mistakes, I've committed a few.
I've had my share of sand ,kicked in my face, but I've come through and I need to go on and on and on.
We are the champions, my friends and we'll keep fighting until the end.
We are the champions, we are the champions.
No time for losers 'cause we are the champions of the world.
I've taken my bows and my curtain calls, you brought me fame and fortune and everything that goes with it, I thank you all, but it's been no bed of roses , no pleasure cruise.
I consider it a challenge before the whole human race and I ain't gonna lose.
We are the champions, my friends and we'll keep fighting until the end.
We are the champions, we are the champions.
No time for losers 'cause we are the champions of the world.'
Thus all morale was increased among the smashers as they found an entire jar of sugar in the middle of the smash cabinet.
"We found some, Link!" said Toon Link.
"Good now let's just give this to Imp and everything will be just fine." said Link before the door suddenly opened revealing Imp as she tore the door open with her claws she chased the jar of sugar and ate it all ending the final smash.
"Whew that was a close one." sighed Link but then suddenly a swarm of Jack Frosts and Pyro Jacks were deployed near the Smashers.
"What the F***!" shouted Captian Falcon who later got shot by Samus in his 'manhood' for swearing in front of the minors and P.B's sister as the Jack frosts moved in closer.
The Warrior still in Ur's body made his way through the gates of Comic con when he was halted by security.
"Halt," said the guard in a gruff voice "Gotta give you an inspection just to make sure no ones possessing you."
Before The Warrior could object he was kicked out of Ur's body by a black light.
"Nice try pal, you think you can sneak in by borrowing another man's body." said the guard.
"A fan fiction author whose trying to cure the smashers of high school musical syndrome." replied the Warrior.
"Show me your Fanfic ID sir." demanded the guard as the author dug through his pockets until he found his Fanfic ID.
"This looks legit enough," said the guard after inspecting it, 'Go right on in."
The Warrior then went into the gates of comic con where he met a mysterious salesman in a dark cloak.
"Excuse me are you by chance The Warrior of The Healing Flame." asked the figure in a masculine silent voice.
"Yes." replied The Warrior. The figure then handed him a small black box and a small white box.
"When the time is right open the black box as for the white box it will cure the smashers of the High School Musical Syndrome." said the figure before he disappeared.
While The Warrior wondered what just happened he realized that he needed to go back to the mansion so he tried to use his author's powers to teleport himself to the smash mansion before he realized they were on the fritz.
'Awww great now what.' thought The Warrior as he tried to find a solution when all of a sudden a six foot tall girl with red hair styled like guy cecil's, electric blue eyes with flecks of gold in them, a white turtleneck that showed her stomach and sleeveless hidden under a long black hooded coat that goes to her mid-calves with really wide sleeves, black dress pants with a belt that held her sword scabbard, she had a body like any other only with a huge chest area, and she wore grey converses walked right passed him.
"Hey P.B, wait up!" The author shouted as he chased after her.
"Oh, hey Abei," replied Princess Blaziken as soon as she turned around "I didn't expect you to show up here."
"I was just here for the cure for High School Musical Syndrome which the smashers were infected with," replied Abei (a.k.a The Author) "But my author's powers are on the fritz and I can't teleport back, I was wondering if there is a way back."
"Oh there is the teleporting pods but it'll cost you 1,000 Coins." said Princess Blaziken.
"Where am I going to get that much money?!" The Warrior demanded but then a flyer flew into The Warrior's face that read 'Tales Tournament located right in the Tales section of Comic con today at 4PM will accept anyone and everyone receives 1,000 coins but the winner something special.'
"Do you know where the Tales section is?" The Warrior asked Princess Blaziken. She nodded as she used grabbed The Author's hand guiding him to the section which looked like a library only instead of books, it was filled with all of the Tales games and it had a giant caged arena in the center of it.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the Tales tournament," announced the announcer who looked like Asch , "Before you ask yes it is I, Asch and before we begin here are the ground rules 1) You can pick a character from the various roster to bet on , 2) No interfering and 3) those who didn't make it here with the intention of entering by 4 PM will be not allowed to bet, is that clear?" Good let's begin!"
Princess Blaziken went over to the selection along with The Warrior to pick their characters to bet on along with a huge mob of the Tales fans.
"Is everyone ready?" Asch asked.
"Yes!" said the entree crowd in union.
"Good lets begin." replied Asch.
The Smashers were holding back the demons that appeared using various weapons.
"How did they get here?!" asked Link as he fought his way toward the crowd of demons until a being that looked like a skeleton like thing with his arms floating some distance from the purple ball of a socket appeared before them.
"What is that?!" everyone said.
"You will not escape me cornered rats!" spat the being as he used his swords to slash the various demons down before turning to the smashers.
"Prepare to die!" he shouted.
"Looks like I gotta do it." said Mario as he smashed a smash ball.
"Bring it mortal." replied the figure. Mario then unleashed his final smash on the figure only for him to brush it off like it was nothing.
"Is that all you got?!" taunted the figure.
Meanwhile The cage fight had only four people in it The Warrior who gambled on Alvin from Tales of Xilla , Princess Blaziken who gambled on Guy Cecil from Tales of The Abyss and two Tales fans who gambled on Yuri from Tales of Vesparia and Raven, who was also from Tales of Vesparia.
"What do we do?" asked P.B who was looking concerned as Guy's and Alvin's HP gauge was in the red zone and all Guy and Alvin had were three apple gels in addition to one lemon gel.
"I don't know." I replied as Yuri began to move towards Alvin when all of a sudden Belberith burst into the scene with the Shomokai leader infused with him destroying all of Tales Character's in one fell swoop.
"You will all surrender to the will of Belberith but before you do I will now sing a popular song that Belberith likes." said The Shomokai leader before he sang.
'Oppan gang-namseutayil
Kang-namseutayil
Naje-neun ttasaroun inkan-gin yeoja
Keopi hanjanye yeoyureuraneun pumkyeok yeoja
Keureon banjeon i-nneun yeoja
Naneun sana-i
Naje-neun neomankeum ttasaroun geuron sana-i
Keopi shikgido jeone wonsyas ttaerineun sana-i
Bami omyeon shimjangi teojyeobeorineum sana-i
Areumdawo sarangseurewo
Keurae neo hey keurae baro neo hey
Chigeumbu-teo kal dekkaji kabol-kka
Oppan gang-namseutayil
Kang-namseutayil
Oppan gang-namseutayil
Kang-namseutayil
Oppan gang-namseutayil
Kang-namseutalyil
Oppan gang-namseutayil
Eh-sexy lady
Oppan gang-namseutayil
Eh-sexy lady
Oppan gang-namseutayil
Eh-sexy lady
Jeongsu-khae boijiman nol ttaen noneun yeoja
Ittada shipeumyeon mukkeot-deon meori puneun yeoja
Karyeot-jiman wen-manhan nochulboda yahan yeoja
Keureon gamkakjeo-gin yeoja
Naneun sana-i
Jeojanha boijiman nol ttaen noneun sana-i
Titae-ga dwehmyeon wahnjeon michyeobeorineun sana-i
Keunyuboda sasangi ul-tungbul-han sana-i
Areumdawo sarangseureowo
Keurae neo hey keurae baro neo hey
Areum sarangseureowo
Keurae neo hey keurae baro neo hey
Chiegumbu-teo kal dekkaji kabol-kka
Oppan gang-namseutayil
Kang-namseutayil
Oppan gang-namseutayil
Eh-sexy lady
Oppan gang-namseutayil
Eh-sexy lady
Oppan gang-namseutayil
Ttwineun nom keu wiie naneun nom
Baby baby
Naneun mwol jom aneun nom
Ttwiineun nom keu wiie naneun nom
Baby baby
Naneun mwol jom aneun nom
You know what i'm saying
Oppan gang-namseutayil
Eh-sexy lady
Oppan gang-namseutayil'
When the song was finished A giant flame appeared in The Warrior of The Healing Flame's eyes as he transformed into his wind form which was a werewolf-like being with crudely sewn on dragons wings, a rinnegan eye, a eyepatch with red markings covering his left eye along with tube like things coming out of his knees,palms and elbows.
"Die!" shouted The Warrior of The Healing Flame as he smashed a smash ball that P.B had in stow. Then before Belberith or the shomokai leader could react, The Warrior summoned a giant wind orb, which was twice the size of Belberith but was thrown at him at a lighting fast speed which destroyed him on the spot.
"Okay just for that you win." Asch said as he handed The Warrior of The Healing Flame The 1,000 coins and a guitar case with a padlock that said 'Do Not open until the time comes' .
"Well ain't that dandy." muttered The Warrior.
"What are you waiting for?" said P.B , "Let's go."
She later dragged The Warrior of The Healing Flame away from the Tales Section.
The figure just stood there as he approached Mario and before he could do anything the figure was shocked by static electricity.
"You owe me one Mario." boomed a voice belonging to a guy who had Blue hair that was cut short like Marth's but was shaggy (like a Hairy Jack's), Dark grey eyes, Somewhat pale skin, A white Long sleeved t-shirt under a black jacket, jeans, white sneakers and a COMP strapped to his belt like a gun.
"Why do I even bother." muttered the guy.
"Shiro, what are you doing here?" Link asked the guy.
"A rumor was spread that a demon was here near the smash mansion and imagine my surprise when I learn that it was true." replied Shiro.
"Hmm is that all you got?!" said The Figure.
"Never seen you before , who are you?" asked Shiro.
"I am Koga Saburo, now lets settle this!" replied the figure.
"Peri, PJ, lets go!" Shrio commanded as He called out Pyro Jack and Peri to his side.
"hmh… pathetic." scoffed Koga Saburo as he made his move toward the Pyro Jack.
"Peri, shock him!" Comanded Shiro as Peri used electric dance on Koga Saburo shocking him some more but it only damaged him less and less as he got closer to Shiro, but then a wind blast emerged from behind him.
"I leave here for one minute, and a demon shows up." The Warrior said.
"And you are?" Koga Saburo asked.
"The Author of this story," The Warrior replied as he changed into his dark form , "Also The King of Bel."
Koga Saburo was about to strike when all of a sudden, an army of Norns arrived and casted holy dance at once causing the demon to fall down, defeated.
"Okay , thanks a lot." Shiro said.
"No problem , Shiro." The Author replied as he threw the smashers, the small white box before disappearing with Koga Saburo's body along with Shiro.
Then the smashers opened up the white box which emitted a wonderful melody that quickly dispersed.
"Everyone feel okay?" asked Mario.
"Yeah, it's gone the impulse to sing is gone!" Link cheered.
"Horray!" cheered everyone as Zelda came into the room.
"What did I miss?" Zelda asked.
"Nothing much." Link replied while silently thanking the author for resurrecting Zelda.
Then , Princess Blaziken arrived throughout a portal of embers.
"Hey thanks for taking care of my little sister for me." Princess Blaziken said.
"No problem." Mario replied then Imp skipped up to Princess Blaziken.
"Hey what does F*** mean?" innocently asked Imp.
Suddenly, The Authoress emitted an evil Russia aura.
"Who taught my sister the f-word?!" demanded Princess Blaziken which caused almost every Smasher to flee except for Captian Falcon who tried to jump out the window but P.B caught him before he could succeed.
"F***!" shouted Captian Falcon as he turned to face the authoress whose evil Russia aura went ablaze as she was playing 'Abrahams Daughter' while he was sent to the 'navi wailing on guitar while singing justin beiber dimention'.
Shiro and The Warrior later met alone in an alleyway.
"So why did that demon attack the smash mansion?" Shiro asked.
"I don't know." replied The Warrior, "But I did capture him and put him in my author's realm."
"Also one other thing, why didn't you command it to stop attacking or to retreat?!" Shiro demanded.
"It was outside my boundaries." The Warrior replied as he faced Shiro.
"How so?" Shiro asked.
"Well it's simple, it isn't from any existing game in the Megami Tensi franchise." The Warrior spoke in a cold voice.
"What?"
"Well to make a long story short, some demons escaped from the upcoming Megami Tensi game that is from the main franchise and well Koga's one of them." The Warrior replied.
Shiro punched the wall in pure anger to avoid the temptation of punching The author in the face.
"So you're saying that there are demons that can possibly Kick my ass like it is nothing and you cannot command them!" Shrio growled.
"Yeah but it is four and one of them is weak to ice." The Warrior said before he disappeared.
"Sounds like the bel thing all f***ing over again." Shiro muttered before he left just as two shadowy figures emerged from the rooftop overlooking the alley.
"Looks like The Warrior has alot to learn doesn't he Legretta?" one of the shadowy figures said to the other in a femine voice.
"Yeah." replied the second one as she revealed her face and her x-shapped scars which were on both her cheeks and her face in additon blonde hair which was normally long was cut short into a pixie cut. She then faced the sky the moment snowflakes were falling muttering something about using her magic for trival purposes before a black corridor arrived and swallowed the both of them.
Author's note I don't own the songs "I'm Only Happy When It Rains." by Garbage, "Freestyle time." by Shadyvox, "Deadpools theme" , "We are the Champions" by Queen, and "Gangham style." by PSY, they belong to their respective owners.