Chapter 3:The Warrior's Late Christmas special
With Marth and Ike
Marth was busy reading a fashion magazine when all of a sudden there was a loud knock at the door.
"Come in." Marth said before Ike came crashing through the door franticly.
"Ike, what on earth are you doing here?" asked Marth.
"I Need a gift for my girlfriend ASAP!" Ike franticlly Replied.
Marth was stunned for a second before he burst into hysterical laughter.
"This isn't funny!" Ike snapped as he slapped Marth across the face.
"What does Peach want this time." Marth asked.
"We broke up ages ago Marth." Ike said which gave Marth a silent fist bump moment before he asked , "What does she want then?"
"Sake, and not just any but that super rare Orochi Sake." Ike replied.
Marth then dropped the magazine before running to a statue of julius ceasar's head and pressing the eye , causing the life size picture of the Mona Lisa to open up like a door revealing an elevator.
"To the Marth-mobile!" Marth shouted as he and Ike jumped into the elevator which took them to an underground cave that made the bat-cave look primitive by comparison.
"Uhhh…. Marth, how did you get this cave installed?" Ike asked.
"Don't ask." Marth replied as he got into a car that looked like the delorian but it was colored midnight blue and had a bat-like logo on the front with a custom plate that said 'Marth iz Awesome.' They jumped into the car and sped off into the road until they reached Kamiki village.
"Okay Ike here we are, now go get your sake." Marth said as Ike walked to Kushni's sake stand.
"Hello may I help you?" Kushni asked.
"I would like the Orichi sake please." Ike ordered.
"Oh…." muttered Kusni, "I'm sorry sir but the ingredients I need have run out."
"What?!"
"I was making some for Susano but you can get the ingredients at ryoshima coast." Kushni said.
Just when Ike was ready to give up, Marth stepped into the scene.
"I do believe the ingredients are right here madam." Marth said.
Suddenly Kushni ran out of her sake stand and ran toward Susano's house screaming which woke the real Susano up.
"Eh, what is it, Kushni?" Susano asked tiredly.
"Oh thank god these men were harassing me." Kushni replied frantically, her finger aimed
"What?!" snapped Susano as he stared daggers and fire at the two swordsmen who he immediately ran towards.
"Listen here scum you leave Kushni alone or I The Great Mighty Susano will punish you!" Susano warned as he drew his blade at the both of them.
"Look here," Ike said pulling his sword out, "I want that sake as a christmas gift for my girlfriend, okay."
Then Susano lowered his sword.
"Kushini, give them some of the sake." Susano said.
"But-" Kushini replied.
"No buts , give 'em a bottle, we can spare some after all." Susano said. Later Kushini rushed to her Sake factory and returned with a bottle of sake.
"Here you go, sorry about earlier." Kushni said as she handed the bottle over to Ike.
"No problem." Ike said as he grabbed the bottle from Kushni and got into the car.
Once they arrived at the smash mansion , pacifically Marth's room, a woman with peach hair and a lovely figure stared boldly at the two.
"Oh, You must be Ike's girlfriend, " Marth said as he extended his left hand minding her seemingly lack of a left arm ,"I'm Marth, Ike's friend."
"Baiken." replied the woman as she shook Marth's hand.
"Honey what are you doing here?" Ike asked.
"I'm going to give you your chirstmas present early," Baiken deadpanned ,"and don't call me that."
"Sorry." Ike replied.
"Hey Ike, I think I hear Master hand calling me." Marth said before he dashed out of there. When his presence was completely gone from the room Baiked grabbed Ike's face very swiftly and kissed him on the mouth very deeply which Ike sweetly gave into.
"So is this your new w***!" spat Peach which caused the kiss to end and Baiken to aim her katana at Peach's throat.
"F*** you princess!" Baiken replied as an inferno hellfire emerged in her eyes which caused Peach to get the idea but by then it was too late as Baiken chased after her eventually hitting her with a japanese mace and later a fireworks cannon from her lack of a left arm (yes readers you read that right) blasting her into the rose garden. Ike then caught up with Baiken but by then he saw Peach suffering from her' encounter' which caused Ike to object but Baiken silenced it with a kiss.
Marth on the other hand felt had just gotten all of his christmas gifts early after watching the mayhem that occurred.
With Hungary and Liechtenstein
Liechtenstein walked up to the door of Hungary's room taking a deep breath as she walked to the door very slowly, at the hotel where America had recommended while he was drunk and bribed by the management by hamburgers judging by the poor condition of the hall which stank a very horrid smell but that didn't hinder her progress as she finally approached the door. She gently knocked at the door,cringing at first but then knocked harder and more forceful.
"Come in." replied the sweet voice of Hungary which made Liechtenstein's mouth water. She then opened the door slowly but she got dragged in by Hungary who was wearing a nightgown.
"What is it you want?" asked Hungary.
"Miss Hungary I…. I… I… L….." she stammered when all of a sudden a big fat man wearing the worst god knows what nasty bright yellow stained wife beater on along with a pair of short-shorts that would immediately get him arrested for public indecency barged into the door.
"You there get the f*** out right now, before I throw you out!" barked the man at Liechtenstein. She was about to comply with this man's demands when all of a sudden Hungary stepped up to the man at a rather fast speed.
"Look here a**hole , my girlfriend and I want privacy." Hungary snapped. This caused Liechtenstein to blush a deep crimson but before the man could object , Hungary seized Liechtenstein's face and kissed her on the mouth very deeply syncing her breath with Liechtenstein's who at first was shocked but then she fell deep in it as if the feeling was falling from a cinnamon sky.
The moment the man acted upon the thought that now would be a good idea to get the hell out of there, was the moment the kiss ended.
"I love you." whispered Hungary softly in her ear.
"I love you too." replied Liechtenstein.
They then began to kiss again but when they did it started to snow and America who was hidden outside their window was shouting something about a bet he won.
With Lupus and Blaze Tempest
On an Island somewhere along the great sea, a 6'8 foot tall muscular boy around 18 with straight brown hair and chocolate brown eyes who wore a long sleeved black t-shirt, fingerless black gloves and a black baseball cap was looking up at the full moon.
"Hey Lupus." said a '6'3' girl who was 17 with red curly hair that fell into perfect ringlets, blueish grey eyes with blue frameless glasses and a body similar to Princess Blaziken's who wore a long midnight blue strapless dress that reached the ground with a white cloak, a necklace consisting of blue stones in the shape of a rose, a belt with a bronze rose claps with a scabbard and sword and purple tights.
"Oh, hi Blaze what's up." replied Lupus.
"Do you know what to get Link for christmas?" asked Blaze.
"Yeah I do believe he wanted something about a medalion." Lupus replied.
"Oh you mean the Medallion of Din?" Blaze replied.
"Yeah that's the one." Lupus exclaimed.
"I think it's at an island north of here." Blaze replied.
"Okay." Lupus replied as Blaze went out toward a boat with Lupus following her.
'Link better be thankful to her or I'll rip his guts out.' thought Lupus as they sailed toward the island.
With Samus and Link
Link dragged on throughout the snow carrying with him a man with slick black hair and golden eyes.
"Can we talk about this please?" the man replied.
"No!" Link sternly replied as he dragged him throughout the mansion until they reached the hall where Samus was waiting.
"I suppose this is my gift eh?" Samus said staring at the man. "He looks handsome."
"Uhhhh…. Samus you do realize that is-" Link was about to say when all of a sudden Samus flew at the man has trapping him in a barrage of kisses.
Link then went away leaving Samus to make out with the stranger into the office of master hand.
"Master hand I think all order is broken." Link reported after he pounded on the door.
"Again?" Master Hand tiredly said as he came out. Link then walked up to the spot where Samus was still making out with the guy.
"…And this is breaking the odder how?" Master Hand Puzzled.
"Oh for god's sake this is Ridley in human form!" Link shouted which caused Samus to stop making out with Ridley.
"Uhhhh…. spare me it's christmas." Ridley pathetically pleaded which didn't stop Samus from drawing her gun causing Ridley to break out the nearest window.
"You get back here right now ***hole!" shouted Samus as she jumped out of the window.
"What happened to the holiday spirt." Link muttered.
"This is a holiday themed Fanfic that was late what did you expect." Master hand replied.
Author's notes Sorry this is late guys got a little lazy anyway happy (late) christmas from me. Oh yeah Diclaimers I don't own anything execpt for My Ideas/OC's.