Chapter 5: Swimsuits, New Forms and Chaos ,Oh my.
The Warrior in his earth form and Princess Blaziken were busy playing Pokemon and was about to start battling each other in The Warrior's room of his author's realm which resembled the Dead God's Pad when all of a sudden a knock was heard at the door.
"I'll get it." The Warrior said as he placed his DS on the ground and got the door only to find a 3'3 bright orange eyed hedgehog with brown fur, eight upturned quills on his head with blue streaks on the other two quills, and brown dragon's wings , who barely stood up because of the venomous purple spear in his back.
"Duskzilla, are you alright?" The Warrior asked as he carried the hedgehog onto a nearby couch that the author conjured up with his author powers.
"Yeah." replied Duskzilla while The Warrior used his authors powers to remove the venomous spike from Duskzilla's cobalt blue Blue eye's white dragon T-shirt and repaired the damage.
"Thanks man." Duskzilla said.
"No problem." I replied, "So what happened?"
"I was flying when I saw Silverzilla and Steve at each other again when all of a sudden that spike just hit me." Duskzilla explained.
Suddenly Princess Blaziken stood up and then approached Warrior of The Healing Flame and Duskzilla.
"Guys we are dealing with Aioth." Princess Blaziken stated.
"Who?" Duskzilla asked.
"A Septentrion from Devil Survivor 2 which is a servant of Polaris." Princess Blaziken explained.
Suddenly The Warrior cringed at Princess Blaziken's words.
"Is he okay?" Duskzilla asked.
"No…." The Warrior stuttered out, "I…. f***ing…. hate Phecda that…. annoying…."
Then The Warrior proceeded to go in a rant about Phecda which was fast forwarded to keep this story going before he returned to normal.
"Wow…" Duskzilla muttered "I haven't heard that many swear words in a single sentence before."
Princess Blaziken said nothing as she was in a daze of bewilderment but came out of it for a short while.
"So anyway as I was saying, we need to knock that thing out from the sky, we need Kama and Shiva," Princess Blaziken said "And to get those two we need someone with Dancing skills and someone with Sex appeal."
"Okay you dance." The Warrior of The Healing Flame said.
"Okay so what about the sex appeal?" Princess Blaziken asked.
"Dusk and I got that covered." The Warrior answered.
"We do?" Dusk asked confused.
"Yeah we do." The Warrior said.
"Okay," Pr.B said "I'll get Shiva you guys get Kama."
Then all three of the Authors teleported to the base of the JP's where Makoto was alarmed of the Authors presence while Dusk blushed slightly.
"Halt, indentify yourselves." Makoto demanded.
"We are Fanfiction Authors who are here to re-slay Aoith." The Warrior of The Healing Flame explained to Makoto who was about to call security when all of a sudden Ciel came from seemingly out of nowhere.
"Let them go, I shall guide them to the demons Shiva and Kama." Ciel ordered calmly.
"Yes sir." Makoto replied as she left swiftly.
"Thank you Ciel." The Warrior of The Healing Flame said.
"No problem Abei." Ciel replied.
"Wait how do you two know each other?" Pr.B asked.
"Abei here not only introduced me to my second fiancé after my first one died under mysterious circumstances which I frankly do not care but he also got me this job because the previous owner was still missing after a vacation trip." Ciel explained which caused Princess Blaziken to glare at The Warrior of The Healing Flame. That glare was cast aside when they separated Paths leaving The Warrior and Dusk to Kama's chamber.
"So your going to use your Succubus or what?" Dusk asked.
"Hell no, I've got a better Idea." exclaimed The Warrior, "And besides I have two of them, one of which is against the nature of succubus's and the other one is a blood-hungry psychopath."
"So what's your 'better plan'?" Dusk asked.
"Well It's time now for the," The Warrior announced "Tales of Randomness Swimsuit Contest with your judges myself and Duskzilla."
Before anyone could say anything, The Warrior managed to conjure up a catwalk, an audience and two judges chairs, which The Warrior and Dusk later occupied.
[I Know U Want Me, Anarchy Reigns]
"So who's our first contestant?" Duskzilla asked before Ghost Q appeared.
"Kairi the Dark." He read.
After that a 5'5 tall woman with black streaked powder blue hair in a Zoroark's , silver hazel eyes and a flat chest who wore a purple bikini.
"A five out of ten," The Warrior said "And if your boyfriend comes here I have ways to tort- I mean welcome him."
"A six out of ten." Duskzilla said.
"Ignis." Ghost Q replied.
"Who is Ignis?" Duskzilla asked.
"You'll see." The Warrior replied as a Pale Slender Tall woman around 6'5 with a X-shapped Scar on her face, Silverish-blue eyes, Long Black Hair and a somewhat medium-huge bust size wearing a Black One piece swim suit.
"A six and a half out of ten." Duskzilla and The Warrior agreed.
"Sora the Flame." was the next name that Ghost Q announced.
A woman with yellow orange eyes who was similar to Kairi the Dark only this one had long yellow-orange hair with some yellow on the end and a couple red bangs that covered her left eye with some violet on the ends who wore a lava red bikini.
"Six out of ten." The Warrior said.
"Six and a half out of Ten." Dusk said.
"Dark Angelo." Ghost Q announced, as The Angel walked down in a Navy One-peice with red swim shorts and goggles hanging from her neck.
"Five out of ten." The Warrior said.
"Five and a half out of Ten." Dusk said.
"Hold on, why are you hosting a swimsuit contest in the middle of the winter?" Dark asked.
"Because we can." The Warrior answered, "Ghost Q, who is our next contestant?"
"Aurora." Ghost Q replied.
"That's one of my Succubus's." The Warrior whispered in Duskzilla's ear.
"Which one?" Duskzilla asked.
"The one who is against the nature of Succubus's."The Warrior silently replied as a short haired ash grey woman with one arm, a long,slender body that curves in all the right places, Rose red eyes, Black Rose petals which took the form of Bat's Wings and black painted nails on her only arm wearing a Bikini top and a swim skirt.
"Eight out of Ten," The Warrior said "And Welcome to the One-shots Aurora."
"Nine out of Ten." Dusk said.
"Tsuyuskomi." Ghost Q announced.
"F***!" The Warrior Muttered.
"Is that the blood thirsty one?" Dusk asked.
"Yes it is." The Warrior replied as a woman with long ruby red hair, ocean blue eyes, pale skin and a body similar to Auroa's wearing a blood red bikini.
"Where'd you get the bikini?" The Warrior Asked Tsuyuskomi.
"Oh I had to kill a bunch of people including a french billionaire to get this." Tsuyuskomi replied.
"You stole my kill!" shouted a voice that came from a '5'9' tall woman with white hair that curls slightly near the end, creamy white skin and bronze eyes wearing a white bikini.
"So what you can kill him again," Tsuyuskomi replied ,"In hell."
Luna suddenly picked up the Heavy's gun while Tsuyuskomi summoned her claymore when all of a sudden a '5'4' woman with Black hair similar to Legretta's , Ash grey eyes and A Violet eyepatch on her right eye where a scar was running through it who was wearing a black bikini top with grey swim shorts jumped between the two.
"You two both disgust me more than the seventh fonon." the woman muttered.
"Who is that?" Duskzilla asked.
"Lelia the Lover of Hate, a OC I created based off of Legretta the Quick, a god general from Tales of The Abyss." The Warrior explained.
Then all of sudden Blaze arrived on the scene only her hair and eyes were grey and she wore a white, black, blue, green and gold swim top with a neck strap and a blue mid-thigh skirt.
"Warrior of The Healing Flame, you are so dead!" Shouted Blaze.
"What did I do Blazerella?" The author replied.
Then she got out an 'interesting' photo of Blaze and shoved it in my face.
"And I have something to do with this…. how?"
"A demon named Azabel had them and he said you ordered him to do it." Blazerella replied.
"Okay Blazerella , I didn't order him, he's just a perverted OC of mine who clearly tricked you, and you have my full permission to kill him just for that."
Just when Blazerella was about to calm down, a stray bullet that came out of nowhere nearly hit The Warrior but it managed to past him and instead shoot Blazerella.
"Okay that's it this means war!" Shouted Blazerella as she flew over to the cat fight and joined in.
[Cat scratch fever, Ted Nugent]
"Oh real funny narrator." The Author sarcastically replied to The Narrator when all of a sudden Princess Blaziken arrived on the scene.
"Hey Abei I got shiva , how are you doing?" The Authoress asked.
"Not well." The Warrior replied as he set up a barrier to avoid one of Leila's guns which flew toward him. This got Princess Blaziken's attention drawn toward the fight and then marched toward it, using her authoress's powers to put Tsuyuskomi and Leila in the infamous 'Navi wailing on a guitar while singing Justin Beiber demention'
"How long are they going to be in there?" The Warrior asked Princess Blaziken.
"Four minutes why?" Princess Blaziken.
"That's good," The Warrior replied before he turned his head toward Luna "Six out of Ten."
"I'm with the Warrior on that one." Duskzilla replied.
"Hey Princess Blaziken do you want to join us in judging?" The Warrior asked.
"Princess Blaziken shrugged her shoulders and sat down on the third seat which The Warrior conjured up.
"So who's the next up?" The Warrior asked Ghost Q.
"Kairi in her beast form." Gjost Q replied.
"Warrior how did you get Ghost Q to do this?" Princess Blaziken asked.
"I have my ways." The Warrior mused as Kairi walked down again. Only her hair was now white with black arrow-like streaks that grew past her hair , her eyes were now reptilian green and her chest grew a lot but she was still wearing the purple bikini which exposed the white sun tattoo on her back.
"Seven out of ten." The Warrior said which earned him a dark sphere attack to his face.
"Nine out of Ten," Dusk said "And why did you hit The Warrior?"
"For his plans against Nega Sean." Kairi replied before she left.
"I'll go heal him." Princess Blaziken said as she found The Warrior and healed him instantly.
"Thanks." The Warrior replied.
"No Problem." Princess Blaziken said as she returned to her judge seat.
"Sora the Flame in her beast form." Ghost Q announced.
Later Sora the Flame appeared and like her sister she underwent some changes but her hair was lava red with orange-yellow flame-like streaks that grew past her shoulders, her eyes in addition to being reptilian green had chaotic red sclera in them and she had three eyes and her chest grew a lot although smaller than Kairi's her bikini was still the same but it was tighter.
"A Ten out of Ten." The Warrior proclaimed.
"A Nine out of Ten." Duskzilla and Princess Blaziken said.
"Belle." Ghost Q announced as a '6'1' woman with dark purple hair, a large chest area, Silver sunglasses that resembled Lugia's eyes and a Tattoo similar to Azarel's from blazblue walked on the stage with a purple bikini.
"Eight out of Ten." All three of the judges agreed.
"Okay last one, Rio." Ghost Q said before he disappeared, then Rio walked down in a dark green one piece , brown swimming shorts and a pair of black goggles.
"I'd say a Six and a half out of ten." The Warrior said.
"Seven." Both Duskzilla and Princess Blaziken said.
A few seconds passed and there was still no sign of Kama.
"Where is he?!" The Warrior muttered, "He should've been here by now."
"I dunno." Princess Blaziken replied.
"Well maybe he'll show up if you send in the fire emblem girls." Kama said who was sitting at a fourth judges chair, catching the immediate attention of the authors.
"How long were you there?!" Demanded Duskzilla.
"Uhhh….." Kama pandered, "Anyway so you summoned me what do you want me to do?"
"We want you to shoot down Shiva." Deadpaned Princess Blaziken.
"I can't do that, " Kama replied, "Because I don't want to be destroyed again."
Then suddenly Princess Blaziken burst into a evil Russia aura and was about to send him to the infamous 'Navi wailing on guitar while singing Justin Beiber Songs' demention when The Warrior stopped her.
"That won't work Tsuyuskomi probably killed Navi a thousand times over," The Warrior said before bursting into a Belarus-like Aura "And besides I've got a better idea."
Then without warning The Warrior pulled out a microphone stand and summoned the leader of the sabertooth guild, Jiemma.
"What do you want from me?!" Jiemma demanded.
"I want you to sing, to our victim." The Warrior replied with venom hidden is his voice.
"Okay master." he replied , trying to hide the fear. Later the author teleported to the chair while setting up a soundproof barrier around the judges seats as Jiemma began to clear his throat to sing.
'All the single ladies.
All the single ladies .
All the single ladies.
Now put your hands up.
Up in the club, just broke up,
I'm doing my own little thing,
he decided to dip, but now you wanna
trip. Cause another brother noticed me.
I'm up on him he up on me.
Don't pay him any attention, cried my tears,
for three good years. Ya can't be mad at me
'cause if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it.
If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it.
Don't be mad once you see that he want it ,
If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it.
Ooo, ooooo, oooo
Cause if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it.
If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it ,
don't be mad once you see that he want it.
If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it.
I put gloss on my lips, a man on my hips.
Fit me tighter than my Dereon jeans.
Acting up, drank in my cup,
I could care less what you think.
I need no permission, did I mention
don't pay him any attention.
Cause you had your turn but now you gonna learn,
what it really feels to miss me,
'cause if you liked it then you should have put a ring
on it. If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it.
Don't be mad once you see that he wants it, if you liked it then
you should have put a ring on it.
Ooo, ooooo, oooo
'cause if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it.
If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it.
Don't be mad once you see that he want it.
If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it.
Ooo, ooooo, oooo, Ooo, ooooo, oooo
Don't treat me to the things of the world, I'm not that kind of girl.
Your love is what I prefer, what I deserve.
He's a man that makes me then takes me and delivers me to a destiny, to infinity and beyond,
pull me into your arms, say I'm the one you want, If you don't , you'll be all alone and like a ghost, I'll be gone.
All the single ladies.
All the single ladies .
All the single ladies.
Now put your hands up.
'cause if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it.
If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it.
Don't be mad once you see that he want it.
If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it.'
"Not that song the other one!" The Warrior shouted.
"Uh, Abei how did you manage to make him sing that?" Princess Blaziken asked.
"Don't ask." The Warrior replied as Jiemma began to sing again.
"Okay, okay I'll do it just don't make him sing ever again!" begged Kama.
"Jiemma you're dismissed." The Warrior said as a pillar of red energy engulfed Jiemma, which made him disappear, just as an alarm horn was wailing throughout the building.
"Uh, Abei I think Aoith is here." Urgently said Princess Blaziken.
"Alright Iet's go to the roof!" The Warrior boomed, before Princess Blaziken used her guitar's seventh fonon fused with Duskzilla's Chaos Control to teleport all three of the authors plus Kama to the rooftop where they encountered Aoith hovering over the sky and Shiva meditating above the Septentrion.
"Now Kama!" The Warrior commanded as Kama shot Shiva.
"Okay who shot me?!" Demanded Shiva.
"It was Aoith." The Warrior replied which caused Shiva to shoot Aioth , sending it spiraling down to the floor.
"Alright now that Aoith's down , lets kill it." Duskzilla replied as he jumped down with The Warrior and Princess Blaziken following suit. All of them landed on their feet and encountered Aioth's core.
"Okay let's beat the crap out of it!" The Warrior announced but before anyone could make a move, Aioth transformed into a girl around Princess Blaziken's height with long white hair that was wavy and yet straight at the same time, plus she wearing a venomous purple dress similar to Kaga's from Shin Megami Tensi 4.
"Why the F*** did you attack me I was saving your asses!" Boomed Aioth.
"What from?" Princess Blaziken asked but before anyone could react a intimidating tattooed man man with blue hair and red eyes approached them.
"That's my cue." Aioth said as she disappeared leaving them to face the man.
"Oh F***!" The Warrior shouted as soon as he saw the man.
"Warrior who is this?" Princess Blaziken asked.
"It's Azrael!" The Warrior then fled dragging Princess Blaziken and Duskzilla with him as the man gave chase to the three.
[One Winged Angel, Final Fantasy 7]
"Why are we running from him?" Princess Blaziken asked.
"Who Azrael? "Oh no Reason, other than he's a Psychopathic Bloodthiristy monster!" snapped The Warrior as he ran with the authors in tow until they reached towards an abandoned Warehouse.
"Okay we should be safe here." The Warrior Panted as he let go of the author's but as soon as he did Azrael came crashing through a wall.
"Come on stop running and entertain me, you know it's unavoidable." Scoffed Azrael.
"It look likes we have no choice." The Warrior mumbled as he, Princess Blaziken and Duskzilla prepped themselves for battle.
[The Tyrant, Blazblue ChronoPhantasm]
Princess Blaziken used A Fonic Arte on Azrael combined with a chaos spear from Duskzilla which Azrael countered with a powerful punch.
"Eat this!" The Warrior shouted as he fired multiple blades at Azrael which were deflected by his strength.
"Okay time to use our Final Smashes Now!" The Warrior said as he used his Authors powers to summon three smash balls which Princess Blaziken , Duskzilla and The Warrior all hit.
"ABYSS FAN FOREVER!" Shouted Princess Blaziken before she played The Tales of The Abyss opening theme which summoned Luke and Asch to beat up Azrael.
"Is this it?" taunted Azarel while Luke and Asch beat him up.
"No." The Authoress replied before A Blast of Blue Lighting appeared and hit Azrael before Duskzilla used his Chaos Control to warp him and The Warrior out of the way. Luke and Asch later disappeared.
"Duskzilla your turn!" The Warrior shouted.
"Chaos Unleashed!" Duskzilla shouted before he summoned all 7 of the Chaos Emeralds to open a portal to summon the Heisei version of Godzilla, Bagan and Kiryu to beat down Azrael.
"Now it's my turn!" The Warrior stated before I fired all my swords into Azrael and formed a sound barrier and rushed toward Azrael causing him to be knocked out.
"Okay I think that's-" The Warrior said before Azrael got back up, surrounded by a black and red aura.
"What he's still alive?!" Duskzilla disclaimed in disbelief.
"Okay I'm going to enter my Safer Form Dusk And Pr.B cover me!" The Warrior shouted as he meditated with a glowing circle surrounding him. Duszkilla fired his Chaos Lance infused with flames and fired it directly at Azrael who wasn't affected by the damage. Duskzilla then used his spin dash to rush towards him which resulted in Azrael catching him with one hand.
"Was that your best attempt?" Azrael taunted.
"No this is!" Before Azrael could react Duskzilla summoned a giant fireball which came from right behind Azrael who turned around as it him in the side before Princess Blaziken rushed at him with her platinum sword stabbing him in the leg.
"This outta do it." Princess Blaziken reassured herself but when she had her back turned on Azrael , he pulled out the sword without a second thought and threw it at The Warrior of The Healing Flame so hard that he flew outside of the circle. Duskzilla and Princess Blaziken could only watch as The Warrior became a 'empty' human-like thing consumed by White aura.
"Was that the best you got, Pathetic?" Azrael said as he approached Duskzilla and Princess Blaziken.
Then all of a sudden a blue fairy came out of nowhere and began to circle the 'empty' Warrior of The Healing Flame until all of a sudden he returned in a new form which made him three inches taller than Princess Blaziken's , His hair was now similar to DmC Dante's only it was white and a had a blood red tuff in it, He now had two different colored eyes (A golden eye with green patterns similar to Ten Tails's and A reddish purplish eye with a violet hexagram in addition to the geass symbol and the mark of naga on it that emited a white flame with a black 'core' ), He now possessed Reaper's wings , He had Azure Tattoo's similar to those of Azarel on his body and His Left Arm was the Azure grimore itself while his right hand bore a red version of Bullet's emblem. The Warrior's outfit also changed to a Blood Red Trechcoat with Stitches on it and a black collar, A silver T-shirt with The Final Fantasy Verses XIII logo on it , A green version of Grimmjow's Mask fragment, A belt similar to Sol Badhuy's with the words "KILL THE PAST" inscribed on the white belt buckle, Midnight blue fingerless gloves, A necklace similar to Leon's from Kingdom hearts, Black Boots similar to Azrael's from Blazblue and A pair of Ash Grey Headphones.
"Entertain me!" Boomed Azrael.
[Spirit of Fire , Blazblue ChronoPhantasm]
The Warrior drew his new sword A massive red Broadsword with a motorcycle engine fashioned on the hilt and a gear shift for a hilt and aimed the Blade at Azrael, who simply punched The Warrior but his punch was stopped midair , then several blades suddenly appeared surrounding The Warrior even the area where Azrael's fist was before all the blades flew themselves at Azrael seemingly of their own accord.
"Is that all?" Azrael scoffed.
"Duskzilla use your Pyrokenisis powers on me!" The Warrior said.
"What are you crazy?!" Duskzilla replied.
"Just do it." The Warrior boldly repeated.
Duskzilla then fired a flaming sphere at The Warrior who quickly drew his gun, a golden version of The Dirge of Ceberus Version of the Death Pentalty and charged up a blast before it hit him or rather The Warrior absorbed it.
"Collateral Shot!" The Warrior shouted as he fired a shining sphere at Azrael who got hit by the blast but was still standing.
"Hey Princess Blaziken do you have any smash balls on you?" The Warrior asked.
"Only one." She replied.
"Good because it's time for our Team Final Smash." The Warrior replied.
"What are you crazy that's never been tested before!" replied Princess Blaziken.
"Looks like we have no choice." The Warrior said as Azrael approached them. With a sigh Princess Blaziken pulled out her Smash Ball and made sure that both her and the Warrior smashed it at the same time. Then they held hands as a Light energy surrounded Princess Blaziken, while a dark energy surrounded The Warrior of The Healing Flame and before anyone could react they disappeared along with Azrael.
'Where did they go?' Duszilla thought to himself.
Meanwhile Azrael had found himself in the middle a heavenly pond which somehow hurt him and he was surrounded by Remiel, Sariel, Anael, Aniel, Srasha and Kazfiel while Princess Blaziken was sitting under a beautiful purple crystal like tree's shade.
The Angels began to fire a purple laser at him while they were moving clockwise until Azrael flew above the pond, which caused Kazifiel, Srasha and Aniel to fire a blasét of wind keeping him in the air allowing Sariel and Anael to fire a mystic purple spheres at Azrael causing him to go slam down into the water where it damaged him. Then when Azrael got up Metaron was standing there and before Azrael could react, Metaron lifted him up with a golden wind carrying him up to Metaron's hands where he threw him into the cloud turning him into a human thunderbolt, which sent him to a sea of lava.
'What is this power?' thought Azrael as he got up only to be surrounded by Murmur, Pazuzu, Yama , Asura and Okuninushi surrounding him while The Warrior was sitting on a black throne. Azrael was then chained by black chains that appeared from the lava before Each of the demons burned Azrael in a fire storm before Lucifer appeared and dropped a feather on Azrael which to him felt like the entire world dropped on his head. He later woke up in a gray area where two giant hands clenching all but the second finger collided on Azrael.
Azrael later reappeared knocked out at the same time that The Warrior and Princess Blaziken did.
"You defeat him?" Duskzilla asked.
"Yeah." Princess Blaziken replied.
"Odd." The Warrior muttered as he looked over The body of Azrael.
"What was that?" Duszkilla asked.
"It's just weird that's he's here of all places because 1) He's from the Blazblue world and 2) He's supposed to be under Sector Seven's watch." The Warrior explained.
"Maybe it's just some randomness you shouldn't think about it to hard." Duskzilla reassured The Warrior.
"Yeah I guess your right." The Warrior replied as he used his Author's powers to teleport the body of Azrael away.
"Want to go to the Pokemon universe?" Princess Blaziken asked.
"Sure." The Warrior replied.
"Why not?" Duskzilla said as the three authors walked away from the warehouse before it nearly fell down to the ground.
Author's Note Thank you Duskzilla for the Idea and if you are reading This White Okami Sama , I'm sorry for changing my Author's form without telling you. The New bio will be up as soon as I'm finished with Vermillion's Bio. Anyway I don't own Single Ladies by Beyonce and well anything else except for My OC's plus some amount of the plot. Oh and I'm debating on weither or not to include Aurora.