Chapter 9: SSB4 Setup (Now with more Randomness)
The Warrior was busy watching Youtube Videos when all of a sudden a 5'3 tall woman who was about 18 with jet black hair with bloody red streaks brushed just past her gifted cleavage, bloody red eyes, full pink lips, pale skin that was like a vampire's but didn't sparkle in the sunlight, tight fitting daisy dukes, blood redlaces tank top and knee length black boots broke a window.
"Are you The Warrior of The Healing Flame?" asked the girl.
"Yes I am." replied The Warrior, "I suppose you are Marianne Luna Valentine, correct?"
"Yeah I am," Marine replied, "Princess Blaziken told me to go get you, for the SBB4 setup."
"Okay." The Warrior replied as he used Spacial rend infused with his Author's powers to create a portal.
"You coming or what?" The Warrior asked Marine before he stepped into the portal. Marine shrugged her shoulders and followed The Warrior.
Meanwhile, Princess Blaziken was waiting behind a desk when all of a sudden both The Warrior and Marine dropped out of the portal.
"Where were you?" Princess Blaziken asked The Warrior.
"Being Lazy in my Author's realm." Replied The Warrior.
"Fair enough." Princess Blaziken replied as The Warrior sat down next to Princess Blaziken.
"Okay is there anything else I should know about, before we get started?" The Warrior asked Princess Blaziken.
"We have some security guards," Princess Blaziken said "Wanna meet them."
"Sure why not." The Warrior replied as suddenly a athlecticly built woman with bright blonde hair that fell past her shoulders, light blue eyes,fair skin, a hooded assassins (Assassins Creed version) cape, a white blouse, assassin (Assassin's creed version again) robes with a dark blue trim, beige pants and Knee high boots appeared out of nowhere.
"This is Elle Connolly , she is part of our security team along with Marine, Lupus and my sister Imp." explained Princess Blaziken.
"Okay let's get this show on the road, who is first." The Warrior asked.
"Ummmm…. Panty and Stocking." Princess Blaziken said, right as Panty entered the room.
"'Sup." Panty said.
"Ummm hi panty , why do you want to be a smasher?" The Warrior asked.
"To bang every single hot piece of ass I can find." Panty answered.
"Of course you do." muttered The Warrior, "Where is Stocking anyway?"
Before Panty could answer, Scanty entered the room.
"You aren't getting a place on my spot , bitch!" Scanty said.
"Shut up Bitch, go get laid already." Panty snapped as she took off her panties which became a gun.
"Well F*** you then!" Scanty said as she took of her thongs which became revolvers which caused the both of them to shoot at each other.
"Wow that got really ugly real quick." The Warrior said.
"Yeah." Princess Blaziken said , before Elle jumped form out of nowhere and cut both of guns from their hands using her hidden blades before throwing the both of them out.
"Okay who is next?" The Warrior asked.
"The Confirmed Characters for SBB4." Princess Blaziken answered as Mega man and the villager arrived.
"Where is the Wii Fit Trainer?" asked The Warrior.
"I dunno." Megman surgged.
"Anyway we are here to apply a team smash." The Villager confirmed.
"Okay so what is it?" The Warrior asked before summoning a smash ball with his authors powers.
The Villager and Mega Man smashed the smashed the smash ball at the exact same time. This allowed The Villager to plant multiple seeds, which became Trees in a single second before Megaman lit them all on fire using his fire blaster. Then The Villager began chopping down all the trees with his axe which caused them all to fall down like dominoes before disappearing.
"Okay points for being cool but I'm not sure it will work." The Warrior stated.
"Yeah I'm with The Warrior on this one." Princess Blaziken said.
"Well screw you guys I'm going to find Panty and ask her for a treat again." The Villager.
"Wait what?!" Megaman replied.
"Yeah I'm going to explain how I met and got a treat from her in a fully detailed flashback." The Villager replied as he walked away hoping for the flashback to appear, but little did he know That The Warrior had kidnapped The Narrator's precious pet cat Fluffy hostage, so instead of the flashback here is a bit about The Wii Fit trainer.
The Wii Fit trainer was just sitting on a lawn chair watching as Wario was running laps with 9000 pound weights tied to his back which would slow him down but somehow Wario ran normally at first but then he began to slow down a little, which caused The Wii Fit trainer to walk up to him slowly with an evil aura surrounding her.
"Please have mercy upon me!" Wario begged as The Wii Fit Trainer walked up to him and then punched him into the sky.
"That's what you get for doing your workout wrong." said The Wii Fit Trainer as she watched Wario scream with an evil smile on her face, when all of a sudden R.O.B appeared behind her.
"I am afraid you cannot harm a smasher on The Grounds of The Smash Mansion for a non brawl related reason even if it is Wario, Ma'm." R.O.B said which caused her evil aura to reignite.
"I'm sorry but he was doing his workout wrong, so I had to." replied The Wii Fit Trainer.
"Of all the reasons you hit Wario, you had to pick that one," R.O.B said , "Why that one."
"Because anyone who does their workout wrong are weak." The Wii Fit trainer replied.
"I'm afraid you are wrong," R.O.B replied as his eyes began to glow red, "which forces me to beat the crap out of you in order to make you stop this bias opinion from spreading further!"
"Bring it!" The Wii Fit trainer said.
[That one track that occurs after the famous line, 'Enough is Enough I have had it with these Monkey Fighting Snakes on This Monday to Friday Plane' which I don't know the name of due to laziness, Snakes on A Plane]
R.O.B fired a Laser at The Wii Fit trainer who jumped in the air and dodged the attack but only for her to be hit by a gyro.
"Heh , impressive, but not good enough." The Wii fit trainer taunted.
"O really!" R.O.B replied right before The Wii fit trainer got hit by another laser from behind her.
"How did you, do that?" The Wii Fit Trainer asked.
"Simple really, The Gyro I hit you with was equipped with a little something that allows my lasers to hit you, even if they miss at first." R.O.B explained.
"Just simple tech eh?" The Wii Fit trainer said before punching R.O.B hard enough to send him flying back until he landed on Final Destination, right in the middle of Pit and Dark's brawl.
"Hey!" Pit snapped before getting his lips slashed by Dark's sword.
"Are you okay, Pit!" Dark rushed towards Pit.
"Yeah." Pit replied while trying to hide the pain he was under, then all of a sudden Dark swiftly kissed Pit in the mouth, which caused a blush on both of the angels cheeks before entering a full blown make out session right before The Wii fIt Trainer came in.
"We have to take this somewhere else, there is a couple making out." R.O.B.
"So, what?" The Wii Fit Trainer asked.
"It's part of The Warrior of The Healing Flame's law." R.O.B replied.
"Screw the Author!" shouted The Wii Fit trainer which caused her to be ran over by a truck followed by five cars, two trains and a million tanks before getting further attacked by raining pianos.
"I warned you." R.O.B said as he left the Wii Fit Trainer lying on Final Destination, until she was beamed up to an unknown place.
"Okay Nice Censorship there Warrior." Princess Blaziken said.
"Thank you, now who is next." The Warrior replied.
"That would be the Tales of The Abyss gang." Princess Blaziken replied as The Tales of The Abyss Gang arrived.
"We are here to audition as Smashers." Luke said.
"Okay," The Warrior said , "But unfortunately only one of you would have to remain out."
"Who would that be?" Guy asked.
The Warrior then fired a collateral shot at Natalia before launching his blade at her, teleporting immediately towards the sword while unsealing his enchant dragnov.
"Why am I not surprised?" Jade said as he sat down on a red leather chair and drank tea while The Warrior used his various powers on Natalia.
"Aren't you going to stop him?" Tear asked Jade.
"Honestly I don't care." Jade replied.
"Uh…. okay." was Tear's only response as she walked away from Jade as he sipped his tea before getting off of the chair and casually walking towards the fight.
"Stop it!" Jade commanded before he used his spear to blast the Warrior away.
"Thanks , Jade." Natalia thanked Jade , only for her to be blasted by lighting by Jade.
"Wait why'd you do that?!" Princess Blaziken asked Jade.
"Because your friend was attacking her wrong, too quickly, he should've done it more slower makes for more torture." Jade answered before he left and everyone else followed.
"Okay that takes care of that." The Warrior muttered as he returned to his seat before a girl with a grassy dress fell right on into the room.
"Umm… is it too late to come in?" asked a voice belonging to the girl with the grassy dress.
"No come on in." The Warrior replied before she stood up and hopped her way towards the stage while Ur (The Espada twin of Guy Cecil), a imp like being with machine gun-like things in his arms and the icey twin fairy sister of Stocking followed the girl.
"Okay everyone except for Ur, who are you guys?" The Warrior asked.
"I'm Meili." said the girl with the grassy green dress.
"I am the great Rempo!" the imp replied, "And that Ice queen is Neaki!"
Neaki could only shoot Rempo a glare that if looks could kill, she wouldn't have attended his funeral.
"Okay why are you here?" The Warrior asked.
"To get some damn recognition for us!" declared Rempo.
"Yeah what Rempo said." Meili added.
"Okay, we'll see what we could do." The Warrior said.
"Thank you." Meili said as he hopped off but suddenly found her leg lock things removed by The Warrior's author's powers.
"What are we going to use them for?" Princess Blaziken asked.
"Either Assist trophies or Smashers , whatever I feel like." The Warrior replied.
Princess Blaziken was bout to read a name off of the list but then Master Hand came barging in.
"Thanks for filling in Princess Blaziken." Master hand said.
"Welcome." Princess Blaziken replied.
"We'll take the rest from here." Master Hand replied as Mario walked into the room.
With that the Warrior left the Room with Princess Blaziken as Master Hand and Mario begun to interview the Smasher that'll be in this story but not mentioned to avoid spoilers for Planed Chapters and parts of Story Arcs.
"Damn it!" The Villager muttered as he walked down the hallways if the Smash Mansion where he bumped into Panty.
"Oh you want another treat?" Panty asked.
"Yeah I could use one." The Villager replied as Panty gave him a lollipop right when The Warrior walked down the halls.
"Wait you meant she gave you candy?" The Warrior asked.
"Yes I meant Candy, what did you think I meant?" The Villager replied.
"Gotta go bye!" The Warrior said before running away from the villager which lead to him accidentally slipping on a banana peel which caused him to crash into a closet where Panty and Kneesocks were making out. He then teleported before they noticed.
"Did you see something?" Stocking asked Kneesocks.
"No." Kneesocks replied as the angel and the demon resumed locking lips.
Author's notes I have news regarding the story. The good news is the next chapter will mark the beginning of the first story Arc of this story. But the bad news is that story will be on Hiatus for various reasons. So yeah. Hope you enjoyed this chapter and so don't forget to review. Anyway thank you Princess Blaziken for the Idea.