Fairly Odd Countdown Calendar
I don't own Fairly Odd Parents. Butch Hartman does.
Pairing: Anti-Cosmo x Anti-Wanda.
Prompt: Costumes.
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Anti-Cosmo did not have the patience for Christmas. Never had, probably never will.
Quite frankly, it was too bright and too rowdy for him to enjoy properly.
Anti-Wanda, however, loved it. She found great amusement in the glittery decorations and the flashing lights and all that jazz. Unfortunately for her husband, she very much got into the festive mood.
Including costumes.
Ah, yes. Costumes. Anti-Wanda was particularly fond of the festive ones that could be purchased around the holiday season. Early on in their marriage, he had absolutely refused any part of this Christmas celebration. Soon, however, he had found it hard to resist her constant asking and the way her pink eyes seemed to well up with unshed tears and -
Gah. At least they had reached a compromise: he didn't have to wear one in public, so no one ever saw him wearing it. Which was a shame, Anti-Wanda thought, because with his pointed ears, 'it wa' jus' perfect!'.
He detested the costumes she made him wear. Hated them with everything he had, even matched the hatred he felt toward the fairies.
"Father," Foop growled and Anti-Cosmo turned to see him wearing one identical to his own. Both father and son stared at each other, resisting the urge to mock the other's elf-themed outfit, "how much longer must we wear these monstrosities?"
Anti-Cosmo sighed, "Just until she gets it out of her system, Foop."
Eh. He hated seeing her upset way more than he hated the costumes.
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Author's note:
Here's some Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Wanda, WandaxCosmo.
Ugh. I really need to get used to writing these characters.