Chapter 16: Revenge of The Hated: Firebird War Paint


"MUST FIND SOURCE OF GOOD MEAT!" Krieg shouted as he ran at an incredible speed, while IzzyisiNSaNiTY was chasing after him, at the same speed. Then Krieg then bumped into a cage which contained two women and one male.

"Thank Palutena some one came." exclaimed the '6'3' woman who had mercury collared hair that went above her waist in a ponytail, red wings, golden eyes, white headphones with a matching top that exposes her scared midriff, black jeans supported by a chain belt and she was barefoot.

"Well of course it worked." snapped a voice belonging to the 6'0 woman who had Black hair that is similar to Rosalina's but the part covering her eye was dyed white, Red eyes, a body similar to Yang's, Left Arm covered in black feathers, A pair of Black over-ear headphones, Red leather Jacket with matching combat boots, White T-shirt, Midnight Black torn jean shorts, pair of midnight black stockings and a 'gem' like thing in her forehead.

"Who are you?" asked the bear that the man was holding.

"Canada is that you?" IzzyisiNSaNiTY asked.

"Maple leaf." softly confirmed Canada.

With that IzzyisinSaNiTY attempted to use her authors powers but then she realized she was deep within Nega's Domain.

"Awwww, what's the matter has the little hopelessness gotten to you, feeling like you have to die." Taunted Tsuyuskomi as she rose out from the shadows in a white straight jacket-like kimono with a blood stain on the stomach and fleshy sleeves with eyes on the elbow part of the sleeve and teeth on the opening of the sleeves, A pair of bllod red wings made of several thousand faces with expressions in horror within the wings that were 'torn' in the middle to reveal rusted gears, a giant gear on her back that had had twelve angels wings crudely sewn on the teeth in addition to a giant face also twisted in horror, her eyes were now similar to Alice's 'Hysteria Mode' except for her right eye which was replaced with a black rose with red thorns and a tattoo of the greek symbol for mercury on her arm.

"Tsuyuskomi, I though you were dead!" IzzyisiNSaNiTY exclaimed.

"Well Nega has granted me new powers in this alt." Tsuyuskomi replied.

"So Nega granted you a legendary alt." IzzyisNSaNiTY said before Tsuyuskomi threw a bloodstained black teddy bear with a timer at her causing the bear to explode.

"Looks like I have to do this alone." The Woman with the feathered left arm said.

"What, but I can help." The Taller woman said, before Kreig then broke the cage opened.

"I don't trust angels." snapped the woman with the feathered arm as she exited, before channeling both fire and dark energy into the palm of her right hand , forming it into a sphere before firing it at Tsuyuskomi, which hit her dead on.

"Who threw that?!" Demanded Tsuyuskomi.

"I did." said the girl with the feathered arm.

"According to Nega you are Hydrangea , correct?" Tsuyuskomi said.

"Yeah so what?" Hydrangea replied.

"I hope Mastema saved you a place in heaven." Tsuyuskomi taunted, as she pulled out her blood red version of Vlad The Implaer's sword with a Red Queen's Chess Piece for the handle.


Meanwhile, Princess Blaziken and Guy Cecil were making it up the tower when all of a sudden they ran into Duskzilla's group.

"Duskzilla what are you doing in here?" Princess Blaziken asked.

"I'm here because well Sealand was-" Duskzilla explained before he was interrupted by a laser blast, which nearly hit him.

"Prepare to surrender!" Sealand shouted, from a green version of Jasper Batt Jr's car which had two orbs surrounding it.

"You've got to be kidding me!" Princess Blaziken said, as she got ready to fight.


[Stop Hanging DJ's, No More Heroes 2]


Sealand then fired another laser from the orbs causing them to nearly Hit both Princess Blaziken and Duskzilla as they both teamed up to attack Sealand.

"Is that all you've got." Taunted Sealand , before Duskzilla used chaos control to approach Sealand. But before Duskzilla, could make a move, Sealand suddenly threw him away with a hand made of shadow magic right as Princess Blaziken threw a Kunai knife at one of his orbs causing it to explode.

"What the-!" Sealand said before his car crashed into the other orb , causing that orb to explode, sending him flying into the sight of Yamoto.

"Yamoto what are you doing here?" asked Sealand.

"I have been ordered to guard the tower." Yamoto coldly replied, before he summoned his demon Satan which blasted Sealand in a pillar of light, killing him.

"Listen up, I order you to abandon your foolish mission to save The Warrior of The Healing Flame and Terror of The Deep, otherwise this place shall become your grave." Yamato emotionlessly barked, before he raised his hand causing a crystal shield to appear just as a kunai knife that was about to kill him.

"How?" Princess Blaziken thought out loud.

"Nega Sean Created his own Dragon stream which only I can channel." Yamato replied.

"Well in that case, it won't matter because you will be defeated!" declared Deathzilla.

"We'll see." Yamato scoffed as he summoned his Cerberus and Baal.


[Shin Megami Tensei IV, Merkabah I]


Si Deathzilla fired at Cerberus using his Shadow Riffle which weakened it, significantly, before it broke into many bits of data, but when he used it on Baal, it only reflected back at him, weakening him.

"Figured." Yamato said coldy before firing a beam of light from phone at Deathzilla, which slammed him into the wall.

"Any last words?" Yamato asked.

"Yes, remember when I said you would be defeated," Deathilla said, "Well I didn't say it would be us who would do the job."

Then Yamato turned around before noticing the absence of Princess Blaziken and Duskzilla.

'Where are They?' Yamato thought to himself before Baal was hit by a Fire Dragon's Roar, which destroyed it.

"Did you miss me!" declared The Warrior of The Healing Flame before Terror of The Deep preformed Dio's Finisher on Satan and Yamato, killing them instantly.

"Okay now that's taken care of where's everyone else?" Princess Blaziken asked.

"Oh they are trying to save The Warrior's OC's." answered Duskzilla.

"Why aren't they back yet?" Princess Blaziken asked.

"Maybe they are celebrating?" Deathzilla suggested.

"I have a feeling they are not." The Warrior replied, as he hurried along with everyone else out of the tower.


Meanwhile, Hydragnea was running through the seemingly endless darkness being chased by Tsuyuskomi.

"Damn it." Hydragnea muttered before the taller woman with wings punched Tsuyuskomi with light.

"Gah!" Tsuyuskomi yelled as she was knocked back by the punch.

"You okay?" asked the taller woman with wings.

"Yeah, I didn't need your help Desmeria." coldly replied Hydragnea.

"Well more wings to my collection." Tsuyuskomi mused as she drew her sword at aimed at the angel.

"Let's dance, shall we." Desmeria said.

"White Dragon's Roar!" shouted Desmeria before she fired the said attack which caused Tsuyuskomi to be knocked back , which caused Desmeria to follow up with a White Dragon's Punch before Tsuyuskomi blacked it with her blade.

"Is that all you've got." Tsuyuskomi taunted before blasting her with dark energy which sent her flying away from her.

"Damn it!" Desmeria muttered before she began to fly.

"Seriously , is that what you're doing flying away to palutena." Taunted Tsuyuskomi.

"No." replied Desmeria before she droped down and unleashed a White Dragon's punch that caused Tsuyuskomi to cough up blood, before laughing.

"What's so funny?" Demanded Desmira.

"Well, Looks like time's up." replied Tsuyuskomi before she disappeared in a cloud of smoke.

'What did she mean, by that?' Desmira thought to herself before glowing golden chains not only snatched her up, but also Hydragnea as well.

'Damn it to Hell!' thought Hydragnea as she along with Desmira were taken towards a black cube. Once inside the cube, Desmira found not only IzzyisiNSaNiTY and Kreig but also Imp, Colorless , Sora, Silverzilla, Blaze, Sean, Samantha, The rest of the Vault Hunters and Clair in the cube all chained up to the walls like Desmira found herself in.

'Oh great what now?' Hydragnea thought as she felt sleepy before falling into a deep sleep.

Meanwhile, Nega was approaching The Warrior's cell carrying a massive amount of LJN games that he made himself before he found it empty.

"What?!" Nega yelled out loud before Kairi came in.

"Sir-I already see you found out about that." Kairi said.

"You already knew about this and didn't bother to tell me?!" Nega said while gritting his teeth.

"Yeah well I was going to tell you but then I noticed that your plan was accomplished sir, the code has been created." Kairi replied.

"Excellent!" Nega said.

"So what now?" Kairi said.

"Tell The Warrior that If he wants to save his OC's, he's going to have to brawl me for them." Nega said.

Kairi then teleported away from Nega before he snapped his fingers and teleported away, himself.


Author's Note Firstly The Next chapter will end this Arc and secondly after that chapter will be the usual program followed by a running gag. Hope you enjoy this.