Chapter 17: Revenge of The Hated: Final Battle
The Warrior, Duskzilla, Terror of The Deep, Guy Cecil and Princess Blaziken, along with the rest of The OC's, made their way to the velvet hallway, where Kairi was waiting on a throne.
"Hello, daughter." Deathzilla said.
"Father," Kairi replied, "I'm not here for you, but rather for The Warrior."
"What does Nega want from me?" The Warrior demanded.
"To pass along a message," Kairi said, "If you want your OC's back fight him alone."
"Tell Nega he better provide one hell of a fight, because I will win!" The Warrior said before Kairi teleported away from the hallway.
"Warrior are you sure, about this?" Duskzilla asked.
"Yes I am," The Warrior replied, "But if Nega's army tries to attack you guys, beat the S*** out of them, okay."
"Good luck." Princess Blaziken said, before The Warrior used his author's powers to send the allies that were with him away.
"Okay Nega, I'm ready for you." The Warrior replied before Nega appeared out of nowhere.
"Good, let's first settle this with a rap battle before the actual fight." Nega said
"Okay." The Warrior said before Nega snapped his fingers and conjured up two microphones.
Announcer: Epic Rap Battles of Tales of Randomness. Nega Sean vs The Warrior of The Healing Flame. Begin.
Warrior of The Healing Flame: You're a OC who's only purpose is just to be a punching bag for everyone and I'm a Fanfiction Author, who can kick your ass for a thousand years. So how can you win against me? After this , I think Kairi is due for a shipping with me.
Nega: It's so funny, your rhyme's are a lot more bad than Omega Smash. I'm going to beat your ass so hard it's going on your author's appearance, oh wait your a Dante-wannabe, my bad. Oh yeah by the way Kairi's just one of my many ladies who ship themselves towards me.
Warrior of The Healing Flame: Oh really, well guess what , my story my rules and state everyone hits Nega Twice a day because they feel like it. By the way here's a gift for you .*Nega is in a dress* Oh yeah here's your 'Father of The Year' award.
Nega: Oh really, you dare cross the line , well guess what you just angered the Troll emperor, and guess what , I'll beat you with Seven evil Ex's and I'll be right behind you until they have to glue you back together….. In Hell!
Announcer: Who won? Who's next, you decide. Epic Rap Battles of Tales of Randomness.
"Well, Time to fight." Nega said.
"Bring it on!" The Warrior replied, before Nega smiled, very evilly.
[Stains of Time, Metal Gear Rising]
The Warrior used his broadsword to slice Nega but he jumped out of the way from his broad sword.
"Is that it?" Nega Taunted before using his shadow bugs to form multiple sticky bombs on The Warrior of The Healing Flame's body. Before The Warrior could react, the bombs exploded causing Nega to laugh.
"What's so funny?" The Warrior asked as he walked towards Nega before sending him flying with a powerful punch that combined a Fire Dragon's Punch with a Iron Dragon's Hard Fist.
"Your friends will be dead, that's what's so funny." taunted Nega Sean which caused Nega to be hit with a Shadow Dragon's Fist only for him to counter with a shotgun which caused the both of them to be sent flying away from each other until they were on opposite sides of the hallway.
"Keh." The Warrior replied before he flipped the bird to Nega.
"Really now, do you honestly think this is all I got?" Nega responded, as he spilt his body into multiple pieces and attacked The Warrior with every piece before putting himself back together, again.
"Damn it!" Muttered The Warrior of The Healing Flame before he unleashed a 120mm Black lighting cannon on Nega before following it up with A Sky God's Bellow which cause Nega to fall on one knee.
"Is that it?" The Warrior taunted before turning his back on Nega Sean , before Nega began to smash a smash ball.
"Take this!" Nega declared before suddenly the entire castle surrounding the two was destroyed along with the hallway, leaving them into the bare subspace.
'You've got to be kidding me!' The Warrior of The Healing Flame, thought to himself as a 100 meter titan blazing with an intense dark aura appeared on the scene and ate The Warrior without question.
"YOU SHOULD HAVE REALIZED THE POWER OF THE GOD HAND, FOOL!" the being declared before it laughed evilly.
Meanwhile, Princess Blaziken , Duskzilla and The OC's all fell from the sky.
"Couldn't he have used a way that didn't involve us falling from the sky!" Terror yelled while he was falling.
"Don't worry Terror I got this." Duskzilla said before he used his author's powers to create a cushion on the ground which was big enough to catch everyone as they fell.
"That was a close one." Princess Blaziken sighed as she landed on the cushion after the others landed.
"Uhhhh….. guys I think I hear a-" Guy cecil said before a Train with a troll face came out of the middle of the sky, that made Ur, Rempo and Neaki tremble at the sight of it.
"What's wrong?" Princess Blaziken asked, after she took notice of the spirits reactions to the train. Neaki replied by pointing at her throat multiple times, which signaled Princess Blaziken to use her Author's powers to unlock her seal.
"Finally I can talk," Neaki said, "Anyway someone polluted Mieli's Spirit Code and is now being used against us."
Before Princess Blaziken could respond The Train landed on the ground near Princess Blaziken, which caused her to notice Mieli being tied to the front of the train before Kairi stepped out of the train.
"Kairi, what are you doing here?!" Demanded Duskzilla.
"Nega ordered me to finish you off," Kairi replied ," along with these guys."
Before anyone could react a cube came behind Kairi and spat out IzzyisiNSaNiTY, Desmira, Sean, The Vault hunters, Samantha, Hydragnea, Clair, Blaze, Sora, Clair, Silverzilla, Colorless and every single one of The Warrior's OC's except for Royal.
"What did you do to them?!" Demanded Deathzilla.
"I simply did what I was ordered to." Replied Kairi before a clone of Nega appeared out of nowhere along with Minerva before the three smashed a smash ball at the exact same time , causing them to be covered in black smoke.
"What the hell is this!" Duskzilla thought out loud before the black smoke disappeared which revealed Kairi only she now had a body similar to Minerva's, A Black and Red Version of Izayoi's Armor only it exposed more of her cleavage,Her hair was similar to her Cyrstaline form's only it now covered her right eye and A Black version of Tier Halibel's Mask fragment.
"This is The Form Nega gave me," explained Kairi , "And I am no longer Kari but rather Pallas Kairi."
Before anyone could react, she summoned eight purple blades similar to Sech's Kusignagi blades that floated in a pattern similar to Mu-12's blades.
"Let's dance!" declared Duskzilla.
[Eternal Midnight Play (Theme of Relius vs Valkenhayn) , Blazblue ChronoPhantasma]
Pallas Kairi then fired one of her blades at Duskzilla causing him to duck out of the way and lunge at Pallas Kairi, who then later teleported to where the sword was , which broke.
"Take this!" Pallas Kairi exclaimed before punching the ground which released a upward bound pillar of Fire which hit Duskzilla, but however Deathzilla managed to get a hit on her.
"I'm sorry daughter, but you leave me no choice." Deathzilla declared as he attacked Pallas Kairi who simply jumped up in the air before landing down near Deathzilla, before he got out of the way. Princess Blaziken took Deathzilla's dodging as a cue to fire a Kunai knife at Pallas Kairi who blocked it with a Pillar of Fire.
"Looks like I'm done playing around." Pallas Kairi said , before she was in a cloud of white smoke, which then dispersed revealing Pallas Kairi only now her eyes were Red, She had elf-like ears, Her hair was pink but still had the blue arrows in it, She had a pair of grey wings and a blue tattoo similar to Tier Halibel's.
"Behold my Cyrstaline form!" boomed Pallas Kairi, as she fired a dark sphere that made its way towards Duskzilla before the sphere managed to attach itself to Duskzilla.
"What the hell!" Duskzilla replied as he felt himself getting weaker, as the sphere got bigger, then Pallas Kairi managed to attack Duskzilla with a simple axe kick , which sent him flying. Deathzilla then ran at her, with his katana before Pallas Kairi simply turned invisible which allowed the attack to go right trough her.
"Is that all you've got!" Pallas Kairi taunted before Smashing a Smash Ball in her hand.
Before anyone could react Pallas Kairi then fired a blast similar to Samus' Zero Laser only it was a black dragon which Princess Blaziken and Guy Cecil jumped out of the way only for the blast to consume everyone else. Then Pallas Kairi then emerged from the blast wearing a black version of Izayoi's Armor, Purple hair similar to Ichigo's final Getsua Tenso mode, Phantom green Eyes with the combined version of The Cursed seal of Heaven and Earth for markings and she was flat chested.
"This is the end!" declared Pallas Kairi as she was about to blast Princess Blaziken with a sphere-like claw, Nega Sean came out of nowhere.
"THAT'S ENOUGH KAIRI," boomed the 100 meter Titan, "I ALREADY HAVE WHAT I NEEDED, NOW LET'S GO TO THE SMASH MANSION!"
"Yes my lord, Nega" Pallas Kairi replied as she powered down separating her into Kairi, Minerva and the Nega clone, who later exploded.
"I'm not down with you, yet!" shouted Princess Blaziken.
"OH, I THINK YOU ARE!" Nega Sean shouted before suddenly his back exploded revealing The Warrior only he now had a red version of edward elric's artificial arm, A White cap with a Black peak featuring the heartless emblem on it, A inverse version of Gabaranth's cape and A silver sleeveless version of the Orginzation XIII uniform with matching combat boots.
"Did you miss me?" The Warrior asked.
"ARE YOU BACK FOR AN ASS KICKING?!" Nega taunted as he sent both Kairi and Minerva towards The Warrior, but they were both knocked back by The Warrior's Flame God Scythe.
"Was that it?" The Warrior asked before Nega turned towards The Warrior.
"THIS TIME I WILL KILL YOU!" Nega said.
[Time Eater Modern Theme, Sonic Generations]
Nega simply tried to stomp on The Warrior but he rolled out of the way before releasing his enchant dragnov.
"WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO DO, HURT ME?" Nega Sean taunted.
"Yes it is." The Warrior replied before firing a Light Dragon's Heavenly Haliberd at Nega before using Flame God's Briliant Flame which managed to make Nega stumble back a little before Princess Blaziken shot multiple Kunai knives at the back of Nega's neck, which caused him to stumble.
"Now Guy Cecil, get Nega out of that Titan!" barked The Warrior.
"You don't have to tell me twice!" Replied Guy as he jumped on to Nega's back and climbed all the way to the back of his neck where he used Brilliant Emperor which caused Nega Sean to revert back to normal.
"It's over Nega you lost." Princess Blaziken said as she, Guy Cecil and The Warrior faced Nega.
"If this is the case, then-NANOMACHINES SON!" Nega replied as suddenly he managed to hop away and knocked out Guy Cecil before returning to Kairi.
"You ready?" Nega asked Kairi.
"Yes my lord." Kairi replied before Tabuu arrived on the scene. Before Princess Blaziken and The Warrior could react the Tabuu and Nega smashed a smash ball at the same time which caused Nega to grow wings similar to Tabuu.
"It's over, give up , your Mary-Sue of an OC sold you up the river," Nega said, "And I'm in my most powerful Team Final Smash, so you are screwed."
"Objection, no we are not." replied The Warrior replied, before Tsuyuskomi arrived in her legendary alt.
"Tsuyuskomi, use your team final Smash with Kairi, and help me!" Nega Sean said.
"With pleasure." Tsuyuskomi replied as she and Kairi smashed a smash ball at the same time., which was a cloud of smoke that surrounded both Kairi and Tsuyuskomi. But when the cloud of smoke cleared, it revealed Kairi in her crystalline form , only her right eye was replaced with a black rose similar to what Tsuyuskomi had in her legendary alt.
"It's time to die!" Kairi declared.
[Roku Eiyuu, Blazblue ChronoPhantasma (Listen to this Track and tell me this is not AWESOME!)]
Princess Blaziken fired a Kunai knife , which The Warrior infused with a Flame God's Cloud which hit Nega dead on but he shook it off , while Kairi dove into the shadows and made her way towards Princess Blaziken.
"Oh no you don't!" shouted The Warrior as he jumped up in the air before punching the ground with a dark version of Captan Falcon's Iconic Falcon Punch which drove Kairi out of the ground, not only making her into the light but open to Princess Blaziken's, who used her Kusarigama to combo her before using an axe kick to send Kairi flying
"Keh, take this!" yelled The Warrior of The Healing Flame as he jumped up in the air and grabbed Kairi using ouburos and punching her with His Breakdown fists combined with his weapon, causing Kairi to fly into Nega.
"Now it''s our turn!" Nega shouted causing Kairi to fire a giant sphere which fired a dark blast similar to Zero suit Samus's, which hit Princess Blaziken dead center.
"No!" The Warrior screamed, as Princess Blaziken fell down , which caused The Warrior to run and catch her but she was knocked out from the blast.
"Hah, what's the matter, to scared of us now?" taunted Nega Sean, which caused The Warrior to emit a scary aura.
"NO. ONE. F***S. WITH. MY. FRIENDS!" declared The Warrior before he smashed a smash ball in his hand, summoning an army of heartless which attacked Kairi.
"Nega…. help…..me!" Kairi begged before she was knocked out from the Heartless attack, separating into Tsuyuskomi and Kairi.
"She was useless anyway." declared Nega which earned him a punch in the face from The Warrior, who then followed up the combo with multiple versions of The Lighting Dragon's Breakdown Punch followed by a Fallen Dragon's Punch , which sent Nega flying upwards where The Warrior used his authors powers to teleport above him.
"Fallen God's Damnation!" The Warrior said before punching Nega with a punch that is aimed downwards causing him to fall hard into a black vortex where he was damaged.
"Hah, you forget something." Nega said before he shattered, revealing himself as a clone before the real Nega appeared behind him and tried to attack him before Princess Blaziken kicked him down.
"Are you okay?" The Warrior asked.
"Yeah, let's show Nega our Team Smash." Princess Blaziken replied.
"I like the way you think." The Warrior replied as he got a smash ball and smashed it along with Princess Blaziken.
"Oh what are you going to do, cry." Nega taunted.
"Nope." The Warrior replied as suddenly Merkabah and Lucifer came out of nowhere along with Kou's Shadow behind The Warrior and Princess Blaziken. Later Merkabah and Lucifer disappeared leaving only two orbs (A blue one and a red one) which went into a giant sphere that Kou's shadow was charging via it's outstretched hands before firing the laser at Nega Sean who suffered quite a bit of Damage before Defusing with Tabuu , both of them being knocked out.
"All four go into That world?" Princess Blaziken asked.
"No, I've got a better Idea." The Warrior said, before whispering something into Princess Blaziken's ear, causing her to laugh evilly before sending Tabbu, Kairi and Tsuyuskomi to the 'Navi wailing on a guitar while singing Justin Beiber Songs Diemention' while Nega was sent to a certain other world which I'll get to later.
Later, The Warrior and Princess Blaziken undid the damage Nega did using their author's powers.
"Nice to have things back to normal, eh?" Princess Blaziken asked The Warrior.
"You bet." replied The Warrior,"So how did Nega get that god hand?"
Princess Blaziken shrugged her shoulders when all of a sudden a credit card receipt for one God Hand singed by Royal suddenly fell onto Princess Blaziken's face.
"Should've guessed." muttered both Princess Blaziken and The Warrior as Royal's agonizing screams of pain were heard from a distance.
Meanwhile, Nega awoke at sitting on a cheap, plastic blue chair.
'Where the hell am I?' Nega thought to himself , when all of a sudden The giant Teddy Roosebelt appeared out of nowhere.
"Nega breaks over, get back to work!" ordered The giant Teddy Roosebelt.
"What work?" Nega asked.
"Why you are the fry cook at Burger King." The Giant Teddy Roosebelt replied.
"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" shouted Nega Sean before he was dragged to the kitchen.
"You've got a small burger order so don't complain!" snapped Teddy Roosebelt as he left Nega to cook a small burger which took him hours upon hours just to perfect along with making the fries when he then gave the order to none other than the giant Teddy Roosebelt.
"It's about time, I was waiting for this an hour ago," The Giant Teddy Roosebelt replied as he took his burger, "Oh yes you have another order, a medium burger, do you think you can do it."
"Yes sir." Nega said grudgingly as he returned to his work station, where he was making his burger, causing hours upon hours of his work into that burger. When he was finished he delivered it to a little girl, who inspected the burger.
"Uhh Mr , I asked for no lettuce." The little girl said , which made Nega mad.
"You know what if you want something to eat , go eat S***!" yelled Nega causing the little girl to cry and before Nega returned to his work station where he found the Giant Teddy Roosebelt waiting for him.
"You just made Mithra cry." Teddy Roosebelt said before he quickly left before Asura broke through the wall.
"You just made my Daughter Cry!" declared Asura.
'Oh S***!' Nega thought to himself before Asura gave him a punch which sent him flying.
Author's Note Now that Arc has ended, it's back to your regular scheduled programming, and Duskzilla , I will get that Birthday Chapter Done ASAP.