Chapter 18: Duskzilla's Birthday Gone Wrong
Duskzilla woke up to find all of his OC's except for Clair surrounding his bed, as he woke up.
"Happy Birthday Duskzilla." all of The OC's said.
"Thank you guys," Duskzilla replied, "But where's Clair?"
Before anyone could respond, Steve Wraith suddenly burst through the wall, being burned by Redfire before Clair came in.
"Oh boy, this is the best birthday ever!" Silverzilla commented upon seeing Clair beating the crap out of Steve before suddenly Duskzilla stopped Clair from beating the every loving crap out of Steve.
"Clair, why are you beating the crap out of Steve Wraith?!" Demanded Duskzilla.
"Because he stole your birthday presents." replied Clair.
"What?!" replied Steve and Duskzilla at the exact same time.
"Yeah Silverzilla has the tape to prove it." Clair said.
"Silverzilla could we see this tape?" Duskzilla asked.
"Yeah." Silverzilla replied , before he handed Duskzilla the tape. Duskzilla then used his author's power to summon forth a VCR player and played the tape, which revealed all of Duskzilla's birthday presents being stolen by Amy Rose and Kurumu Kurono, which caused Duszkilla stopped the video before ejecting it, before staring evilly at Silverzilla.
"Uh yeah… funny story, I felt like Red Pikmin - I mean Steve needed a beating, so I lied to Clair." Silverzilla explained before both Clair and Steve burned Silverzilla before Duskzilla axe kicked Silverzilla.
"Okay you guys, we need to find Amy Rose and Kurumu to get my presents back, so does anyone have any clue where they are?" Duszkilla asked.
"I think they are at some black market or something." Deathzilla said.
"Why would they be there?" Duskzilla asked be Deathzilla handed him a poster that said 'Black market Special, Love Potion Now For Item Trade at The Potion shop.'
"Okay that works." Duskzilla said before he used his author powers to teleport with a select few of his OC's.
"Are you sure that author is not tracking us down?" Amy Rose asked Kurumu.
"Yeah, he'll never find us." Kurumu replied before walking into a ramen restaurant where Duskzilla was waiting.
"Thought you could hide from me eh?" Duskzilla said evilly.
"Oh crap!" exclaimed Kurumu, as she tried to run for the door only for Clair and Alexia to get in her way.
"Where are my presents?!" Demanded Duskzilla.
"Uhhh about that we…. traded them for a love potion." confessed Amy Rose, which caused Duskzilla to use his author's powers to summon Deathzilla.
"Did you get your presents back?" asked Deathzilla.
"No but I think they are at the Black Market." Duskzilla said.
"Yeah, so do you want me to get them back?" Deathzilla asked.
"Yes." replied Duskzilla before he used his authors powers to send Deathzilla to the black market.
"Uh what's going to happen to us?" Amy rose asked worriedly.
"Oh you'll see." mused Duskzilla before he laughed evilly.
Meanwhile, Deathzilla had found himself in front of a Black door that read 'Black Market'.
'Well this must be the place.' Deathzilla thought to himself as he walked into the door, which lead him to see multiple stands selling various things.
'Okay, just have to find the potion stand and I'll be good to go.' Deathzilla thought to himself before he bumped into Spirit Albarn.
"You Son of A Bitch!" Spirit Albarn said as soon as he laid eyes on Deathzilla.
"Oh , Hi Spirit." Deathzilla said.
"Don't you 'Hi Spirit' me, you know what you did." Spirit Albarn said.
"I'm guessing you are still not over the date between me and Maka eh?" Deathzilla said.
"Damn straight I am!" Spirit replied before turning his arm into a scythe blade, which caused Deathzilla to back away slowly only to bump into Stein.
"Hmmmm…. I wonder if I can dissect you." Stein mused before Duskzilla then spindashed between his legs, causing him to get away from the two soul eater characters.
'Okay just have to find that potion stand and get the gifts.' Deathzilla thought to himself as he managed to go left only to find Stein wielding Spirit in his weapon form, hot on his trail.
"Damn it!" Deathzilla mumbled as Stein chased him down until Nadia Fortune bumped into Stein, causing her head to come clean off.
"Hey Watch where you are going!" declared Nadia as she picked up her head, causing Stein to drop Spirit in weapon form.
"Do you mind if I dissect you?" asked Stein.
"Puuuurfect." Nadia replied.
"HEY, I APPROVE OF YOU PICKING UP CHICKS AND ALL, BUT I WANT TO KILL THE PERSON THAT GAVE MY DAUGHTER DATING ADVICE!" Spirit declared.
'That was a close one.' Deathzilla thought to himself as he reached the stand that had a sign that read 'Now Offering Love Potion for Items' which was being run by a cloaked woman.
"Is there something you want?" the cloaked woman asked Deathzilla.
"I would like the recent items you obtained back please." Deathzilla said.
"I'm afraid I traded those Items for an autograph from Samantha, the worlds famous Monster Hunter." The Cloaked woman replied.
"Okay thanks." Deathzilla said as he walked out the door before Duskzilla teleported right in front of him using his authors powers.
"Well did you get my presents back or not?!" Duskzilla demanded.
"No , but Samantha has them." Deathzilla replied.
"Good let's go then." Duskzilla said as he used his authors powers to teleport both himself and Deathzilla away from the black market.
Samantha was busy putting heavy bags down a chimney-like thing in her backyard when all of a sudden Deathzilla and Duskzilla came out of nowhere.
"What are you two here for?!" demanded Samantha.
"Well we are here for my presents," Duskzilla said, "Now hand them over!"
"I don't have them!" Samantha said before she used her psychic powers to call forth a army of Zaboazagriu.
"Wait where did you get those?" Deathzilla asked.
"Anniversary gift." answered Samantha, before suddenly Duskzilla transformed into his hyper mode and killed all of the Zaboazagriu in a powerful blow.
"If you don't have my presents then who does?!" demanded Duskzilla.
"The Warrior has them." answered Samantha who was scared by Hyper Duskzilla.
"You are going to the Arc to blow up The Warrior's house , aren't you?" Deathzilla asked.
"Yep." replied Hyper Duskzilla, before he transformed to normal and teleported away from here.
"Oh boy, this is going to get ugly real fast." Deathzilla replied before he ran back to Duskzilla's house.
"Are you sure you want me to deliver this, to Duskzilla's house?" asked A delivery man.
"Yes I want you to deliver this package to Duskzilla." The Warrior replied.
"Okay, you are the boss." The delivery man said, before he disappeared.
"Good thing I took care of that." The Warrior said before he resumed his planning to get a hold of The Demon Sanat from Shin Megami Tensei IV on the first play through, before he noticed a green beam of light coming from the sky.
"What the-!" The Warrior muttered before getting hit by the laser.
Meanwhile Duskzilla then teleported back to his house lying on his bed before a knock was heard at his door.
"Come in." Duskzilla said, before The Delivery Man came in.
"Here are your Presents," The Delivery Man said before he handed him the box, "The Warrior wanted to return these to you."
"Wait why didn't he tell me before?" Duskzilla said.
"He told Silverzilla." The Delivery Man said before he left out the door before Duskzilla used his author's powers to summon Silverzilla to his room.
"Looks like I forgot to tell you that, well I'm glad I did I hated the Warrior because he created Steve-" Silverzilla said before he was blasted by a White Dragon's Roar by The Warrior.
"Look I didn't know about you and Alby okay." The Warrior said.
"Hey man, thanks for the presents." Duskzilla said.
"No problem, here is another gift." The Warrior said as he handed Duskzilla two poke balls , which when Duskzilla threw them released Xerneas and Yvetal.
"Thanks Warrior." Duskzilla said.
"No problem." The Warrior said as he used his authors power to summon Duskzilla's favorite cake before both of the authors ate the cake.
Author's Note Happy Birthday Duskzilla, hope this is on time, also the part about me not knowing about Steve X Alby is true. Oh yeah I thin i'lll be updating Asura Soul for a while.