Chapter 19: A Gift Gone Wrong
"Damn it!" The Warrior of The Healing Flame muttered to himself as he was staring on his laptop typing away and hitting the 'delete' key a lot when Princess Blaziken walked by his room.
"Everything okay?" Princess Blaziken asked The Warrior.
"I'm just trying to think of something good for Wolfie's birthday," The Warrior replied, "Do you have any ideas?"
"No, but however I do know she wants some Sebastian cosplay." Princess Blaziken said.
"Well I'm having a tough time locating that cosplay, online." The Warrior answered.
"What site are you using?" Princess Blaziken asked.
"Cosplay ." Replied The Warrior of The Healing Flame.
"It looks like you are going to have to go steal Sebastian's clothes then." Princess Blaziken said.
"Don't worry, I have this." The Warrior said, as he snapped his fingers.
Meanwhile, a mysterious woman dressed in a white robe, approached a grave that read 'Here lies Angela Blanc' on it.
"So what are you doing here?" asked The Undertaker who suddenly came out of nowhere.
"I am here to commence the cleaning this land." replied the woman. The Undertaker then suddenly chuckled.
"Try as you might , but this land will forever remain dirty." The Undertaker replied before he vanished. The woman simply touched the grave and chanted summoning forth Angela Blanc.
"You called?" Angela asked the woman.
"Yes, I wish to cleanse this place." the woman replied before transforming into the Shin Megami Tensei IV version of Gabriel.
"Okay Gabriel, what is your plan?" inquired Angela.
"It requires the body of Ciel's former Finace." Gabriel said.
"It shall be done." Angela said.
'Okay how hard is it to find an opportunity to steal Sebastian's clothes.' Thought The Warrior, as he made his way into the Phantomhive mansion by climbing into a open window, which led him into the kitchen, where Sebastian was busy cooking something.
"Must prepare something grand for the master." Sebastian said, as he was busy cooking many things at once. During this time, The Warrior managed to sneak up behind sebastian and knocked him out.
"Okay now that part is done, might as well get this part over with." The Warrior said as he began stripping Sebastian, when Greil burst on the scene.
"That's my job!" Greil shouted before pulling out his chainsaw and aiming for The Warrior's neck nearly killing him, when all of a sudden a cocoon fell out of the sky.
"What is that?" Sebastian said , after quickly regaining conscious.
"Angels." The Warrior said before Elziabeth Midford appeared from out of the cocoon.
"Attention , unclean ones, I the new messiah will destroy you all, and let only the lords chosen go into eternal paradise." Elziabeth announced.
"Well that doesn't seem good." Sebastian said.
"You think." The Warrior snapped.
"Well anyway we need Princess Blaziken," Sebastian said, "Warrior, can you summon her."
"Yes I can," The Warrior said, "But it has to be through a Epic Rap Battle of History."
"Which one?" Greil asked.
"The Rasputin vs Stalin one," replied The Warrior, "Though it might not work."
"Okay." Sebastian said , as the Warrior of The Healing Flame handed both Greil and Sebastian microphones.
Warrior of The Healing Flame: Epic Rap Battles of History! Rasputin vs Stalin. Begin.
Sebastian : Cool Moustache, Wario. Try messing with the mad monk you'll be sorry, yo. How many dictators does it take to turn an empire into a union of ruinous states? It's a disgrace what you did to your own people. Your daddy beat you like a dog and now you're evil. Your from georgia , sweet georgia and the history books unfold ya, as a messed up mutha f***a bent in the mind, who built a superpower , but he paid the price with the endless destruction of russian lives. If you're the man of steel, I spit kyrponite. Big dick mystic known to hypnotize. I could end you with a wiser to your wife.
Greil: Look into my eyes , you perverted witch, see the man who made mother Russia his bitch. You think I give a f*** about my wife? My own son got locked up in prison and I didn't save his life. You got of easy when they pickled that moose c***, I'd leave your neck in a noose in a trench and shot. Your whole family, shot. All your wizard friends, shot. Anyone who sold you pierogi, shot. Starve you for days, til you waste away. I even crush mother f***ers when I'm laid in state. Pride of Lenin took Trotsky out of the picture. Drop the hammer on you harder then I bitch slapped Hitler.
Princess Blaziken: I have no pride for you, who ruined everything my revolution was doing to stop the bourgeoisie. I fought the bondage of classes, the proletariat masses have brought me here to spit a thesis against both of your a**es. Let me start with you there Frankenstien, looking something out of R.L stein. It's hip hop chowder red over white, 'cause the Tsar's wife can't do s*** tonight. And Joseph you were supposed to be my right hand man, but your loyalty shriveled up like your right hand man. Our whole future was bright , you let your heart grown dark and stop the greatest revolution since the birth of marx.
Yang: Knock , knock knock. Did someone say birthmarks? Yo I'm the host with the most glasnost, a**holes made a mess and the war got cold. Shook hands with both Ronalds, Reagan and McDonald's, no doubt. If your name ends with 'in' time to get out. I had the balls to let Baryshinove dance playa. Tore down that wall like the kool aid man, oh yeah! You two need Yoga, You need to shower, and you all need to know how to handle real power.
Russia: Did somebody say real power? Da, you want to mess with me, I spit hot borsch when I'm crushing these beats. Blow it up like a tuba , while I'm balling in cuba, doing judo moves and schooling every communist cyka. I'm a president in my prime , my enemies don't distract me , the last man who attacked me lived a half-life so comrade come at me. You don't mind what you're doing , when you bust a rhyme against a mind like putin, you'll find that the ex-KGB is the best MC in the ex-CCCP.
"Wow, I didn't expect Yang nor Russia to come with Princess Blaziken." The Warrior muttered.
"Why did you summon me by a Rap Battle?" Princess Blaziken inquired.
"To help me deal with the messiah." The Warrior said.
"But I thought I was the messiah." Princess Blaziken replied before Gabriel arrived in the room out of nowhere.
"You have committed the sins of reading manga and gathering knowledge, which lapsed your privilege as The Messiah." Gabriel explained, before disappearing again.
"You've got to be kidding me!" Princess Blaziken said as several Colossal Titans appeared on sight, but before she could react a the great treasure appeared out of nowhere.
"Prepare to die Titan scum, in the name of Lady Palutena!" screamed Dark's voice from the mech.
"Hey that was my line." Pit said, before Rio came down from the sky on the back of a black Dragon.
"Does it matter let's kick some titan ass!" Rio said as she flew around the titans causing their attention to be focused on Rio, ignoring the great treasure, which destroyed them within minutes.
"Wow that was anti-climatic." Princess Blaziken said.
"Agreed." The Warrior replied, "But it was effective."
Dark and Pit then got out of the great treasure at the same time Rio flew down near the authors, Yang and Russia.
"Okay so what the hell just happened?" Yang asked.
"It's a long story." The Warrior said.
Meanwhile Angela was busy standing over a pod-like device which Gabriel, Elizabeth and Angela were trying to lift up into the air.
"What is in that pod?" Angela asked.
"Our weapon against the King of Bel." replied Gabriel, as she touched the pod releasing a rainbow winged being.
"What is it you want of me Gabriel?" demanded the being, in a arrogant male voice.
"Demiurge , we wish for you to assist us in terminating the kind of Bel." Gabriel replied.
"With pleasure." replied Demiurge.
"Wait I thought we needed Four Angels?" asked Angela confused.
"We do , you just haven't met the fourth yet." replied Gabriel, before Viridi approached Gabriel.
"Sorry I'm late." Viridi said.
"Do not worry , soon this place will be purified." Gabriel said.
"….wait so you are telling me that the angels are purifying this world resulting in its destruction?" Yang said, while she was sitting down with Sebastian, Griel, Princess Blaziken, Pit, Dark, Rio, Russia, and The Warrior of The Healing Flame on a round table.
"That's the just of it yeah." The Warrior replied.
"Hey Abei, Just out of curiosity, Why is this Gabriel trying to purify this world?" Princess Blaziken inquired.
"Well if I had to guess, Mastema intervened in the past attempt of Gabriel's plans by slaying all of the archangels except for her which now proves to be a big mistake." The Warrior replied.
"So how do we stop her?" Sebastian asked.
"Well we could destroy her and any other person she recruited." replied the Warrior, before Ciel appeared with Rachel Alcaurd.
"I was informed Angela was resurrected, would someone give me the details?" Ceil asked.
"Well you see…" The Warrior replied , as he started to explain when all of a sudden, a blast of light came out of nowhere nearly blasting the Warrior.
"King of Bel, I have come for your head!" boomed a voice, belonging to Demiurge as he defended down.
"Who are you?" The Warrior demanded.
"I am Demiurge, and I will destroy you insolent King of Bel!" Demiurge answered.
"Bring it!" The Warrior said, as he summoned his sword.
[Wind Fang, Asura's Wraith]
The Warrior charged at Demiurge, only to be knocked back by Demiurge's blast of light.
"Oh right." The Warrior said, before he released his Enchant Dragnov.
"Damn , you released your enchant Dragnov." Demiurge said, "But no matter you will soon lose this fight."
The Warrior then unleashed a White Dragon Slayer's roar which Demiurge blocked with a simple block of his hand.
"Is that all you've got King of Bel!" Demiurge taunted before snapping his fingers putting The Warrior of The Healing Flame in a golden of cocoon.
"What did you do to him?!" Demanded Princess Blaziken.
"I simply trapped him with the wraith of God, insolent daughter of man!" replied Demiurge.
"Don't count me out just yet!" shouted The Warrior's Voice, as he emerged out of the golden cocoon in the form of a glowing light.
"Warrior is that you?" Princess Blaziken asked.
"Yes." The Warrior replied, shedding the light to reveal a 17-year old boy with an Azure Grimoire that looked like Mondo zappa's mechanical arm with a blood red version of Leviathan on it for his left arm, a white version of Raphael's arm for his right arm, Ten wings (The Three on his right side were Reaper Wings the Three on his left side were Blue Eye Shining Dragon Wings and the rest were The Shin Megami Tensei IV version of Lucifer's Wings) , Black Hair similar to Sechs only the tuff is blood red, A Golden left eye with green patterns similar to Ten tail's in addition to The Tartarus Guild Mark on the center which emited a white flame with a black center, a black right eye that is the inverse of Valentine's eye with the rinnegan pattern to it, A Red version of Enchant Dragnov that could be seen though his silver sleeveless shirt which bore the Final Fantasy XV logo on it, Thirteen Coffins that surrounded him like Thantos from Persona 3, A belt that was similar to Sol Badguy's with the words 'Kill The Past' inscribed on the white belt buckle, Grey Pants that were torn and exposed his kneecaps, A Green version of Grimmjow's mask fragment, A necklace similar to Leon's from Kingdom Hearts, Black Greaves, The Holy Hunter Hat and A pair of Midnight Black over-ear Headphones with horned skull-like shields.
"What is this madness?!" Demiurge demanded.
"This is my power," The Warrior said, "Not as the king of bel but as a Fanfiction author."
"Whatever I will still crush you!" Demiurge replied.
"Enchant Dragnov Level 1 Release!" The Warrior Shouted, with a smirk on his face.
Demiurge was about to blast The Warrior away when all of a sudden Gabriel, Elizabeth, Angela and Viridi arrived on the scene.
"Ciel, what are you doing here among these unclean children of man?!" Elizabeth cried out, "become pure with us, and you will be rewarded with eternal paradise."
"I refuse to do such a thing." Ciel answered, with a scowl on his face.
"If that's what you want," Elizabeth replied with tears coming down her face, "Then face our wraith!"
But then before they could react, Viridi moved towards the Warrior's side, just as a reset bomb blew up The Angels and Elizabeth.
"Damn it Viridi!" The Warrior said, "You ruined a epic fight scene!"
Before Viridi could reply, The Angels appeared of out the blast of the reset bomb unaffected.
"Okay never mind." The Warrior said.
"Viridi, why do you betray us so?" asked Gabriel.
"I was never on your side, idiot!" Viridi said, before Ancient of Days arrived.
"Oh Avatar of our lord, what do wish us to do?" asked Gabriel.
"Loyalist Arcangel, come gather your allies and let us destroy these lesser creatures abroad Eden." answered Ancient of Days before he teleported along with Gabriel, Demiurge, Elizabeth and Angela within pillars of light.
"Where is this Eden they were talking about?" wondered The Warrior.
"It's a giant space-ship like thing, which can be only accessed by defeating the dragon-tower Kuzuryu" Viridi explained.
"Where can we find this Kuzuryu?" inquired Princess Blaziken.
"If I had to guess, right in the middle of the town." Viridi replied.
"Thanks!" The Warrior replied before he went out the door with Princess Blaziken.
"Wait it's dangerous to go alone take this!" Viridi cried out , which caused The Warrior to use his author's powers to
"Take what?" The Warrior asked before Viridi handed him a golden rider armor's jacket with a red flame on the back.
"It's your favorite upper body armor from Shin Megami Tensei IV, is it not?" Viridi said, before The Warrior put it on and returned to Princess Blaziken, both of which was done using his author's powers.
'If I was a dragon tower where would I be?' thought Princess Blaziken as she bummed into The Warrior who suddenly appeared.
"Where were you and what was with that Jacket?" asked Princess Blaziken.
"Viridi gave it to me." The Warrior said, before a shadowy figure approached Princess Blaziken from behind, which caused her to turn around only to see Loki.
"Are you perhaps looking for Kuzuryu?" Loki asked.
"Yes we are." The Warrior answered.
"Now where is it?!" demanded Princess Blaziken.
"It is where-" Loki started to say, but then The Warrior then pointed the drill at his head, infused with the Azure.
"Start talking now!" The Warrior snapped.
"Okay it's at the bottom of the river thames, don't hurt me." Loki confessed, before he fled, leaving a trail of suspicious smelling liquid behind him.
"Okay to the river thames we go, then." Princess Blaziken said but as soon as she turned around a Herald Horde being guarded by multiple Divine Hordes appeared.
"Can this get any worse?" Princess Blaziken asked before Kuzuyu's head was in sight.
"Well let's fight our way through, then." The Warrior said, as he unleashed two levels of his enchant dragnov.
[Black Agression, Blazblue Chrono Phantasma]
The Horde unleashed a powerful swarm of almighty attacks, which The Warrior and Princess Blaziken dodged by separating, from one another.
"Okay you angels, take this!" The Warrior shouted as he summoned his red sword which looked like aigislash's blade form with a motorcycle engine fashioned on the hilt, a motorcycle gearshift handle, Shin Megami Tensei IV Michael for the right 'shield' and the stone mask from Jojo's bizarre adventures as the left 'shield', before he slashed one of the Divine horde Angels with his sword, right as Princess Blaziken unleashed a rainstorm of Kunai knives upon that very Horde he slashed at.
"One down a couple more to go!" The Warrior replied, before Kuzuryu fired a powerful blast that The Warrior countered with a powerful combination of White Dragon Slayer's Roar and Hyuryu, which destroyed the entire hordes within minutes and nearly sent Princess Blaziken flying towards a nearby building.
"Are you alright?" The Warrior asked Princess Blaziken.
"Kind of." she replied before The Warrior healed her using his Sky God Slayer Magic. Then Kuzuryu fired a powerful laser-like ball which nearly hit The Warrior.
"Got a smash ball?" The Warrior asked Princess Blaziken, who only shook her head in disapproval, which nearly discouraged the Warrior, but then a giant mecha version of IzzyisInSaNiTY arrived near Kuzuryu. Before Princess Blaziken and The Warrior could react, IzzyisInSaNiTY appeared on a UFO-like pad and holding a Wii U gamepad.
"What is that?" The Warrior asked.
"It's my personal Mecha, which I created using my authors powers, in order to get more screen time in this Fanfiction." IzzyisInSaNiTY replied.
"Okay." The Warrior replied, as he watched IzzyisInSaNiTY's robot unleash a giant mini-gun that shot out rockets, which defeated Kuzuryu within seconds.
"Damn that was fast." The Warrior said, before he walked towards Kuzuryu, along with Princess Blaziken and IzzyisInSaNiTY, on a brick road, which lead right to Kuzuryu.
"Okay how do we get in?" The Warrior asked, as he approached the door.
"Well we could-" Princess Blaziken started to suggest something before IzzyisInSaNiTY blew up the door to the tower.
"That works." The Warrior said as he walked into the tower along with Princess Blaziken and IzzyisInSaNiTY, which lead them to a hive-like area with several computer-like screens with Gabriel, Ancient of Days, Angela, Demiurge and Elizabeth all gathered at a round table, facing eacth other for a couple of seconds before turning to face The Fanfiction Authors who intruded their lair.
"How did these lesser beings came in?!" Demanded Demiurge.
"Calm yourself Demiurge, they will die here." Angela said. At that moment, All of the angels and Elizabeth were all gathered towards them.
"Let's dance then!" The Warrior replied, before he unleased his Enchant Dragnov all the way and used a powerful hurricane-like punch which sent Angela flying to the left, while Princess Blaziken fired multiple kunai knives at Demiurge causing him to go to the far right.
"What you have that can stop me, lesser human?" asked Ancient of Days.
"This." IzzyisInSaNiTY replied before summoning Russia with her authorsess powers.
"Who is this da?" Russia asked before Ancient of Days fired a powerful blast severely harming Russia, which caused Belarus to come out of nowhere, emitting her dark aura.
"You Harmed Russia, I'll kill you!" Belarus shouted before she savagely beat the living crap out of Ancient of Days until he was reduced to dust, before moving on to Angela and Demiurge making them suffer the same fate, before IzzyisInSaNiTY got her out of there.
"Wow that was quick." The Warrior said before approaching Gabriel.
"Looks like I have no choice but to use this method." Gabriel said as the dust that once was her allies gathered towards her, creating a storm-like wall that surrounded both her and Elizabeth for a second before fading revealing Merkabah in their place.
"I am Merkabah, you have lost salvation children of man, and now you will end!" declared Merkabah.
[Merkabah II , Shin Megami Tensei IV]
The Warrior ran towards Merkabah to punch him, but when his fist landed rich near Merkabah, this caused The Warrior to be sent flying away.
"Damn he's more powerful then I thought." The Warrior said, before he fired a powerful blast that sent Princess Blaziken and IzzyisInSaNiTY flying to where the Warrior was.
"There is no hope! Prepare to die!" Merkabah said before suddenly he was hit by a Delorean, which Terror was driving.
"Terror what are you doing here?" asked The Warrior of The Healing Flame.
"Being a badass, that's what." Terror replied as he stepped out of The Delorean.
"You Son of Man how dare you, aid these unclean ones , you will die!" Merkabah said.
"Za Warudo!" Terror shouted which caused Merkabah to be frozen in time when Terror began to throw knives and then unfroze time around him, allowing those knives to injure Merkabah before summoning a steam roller to crush Merkabah.
"WRYYYYYYY!" Terror cried out before Merkabah was reduced to dust.
"Okay let's get out of here." The Warrior said as he used his authors powers, to get everyone in the tower to Ciel's Mansion, where everyone was there. But before someone could say anything, Asche had broken the door down.
"I refuse to have you unclean filth, cloud my goals for classing this world!" shouted Asche before Rio's Dragon breathed fire on him, burning him alive.
"Well that was a wrap, now off with your clothes Sebastian." said The Warrior.
"What?!" Sebastian replied, astounded that someone would demand a thing from him.
"I need your clothes for Mystic Wolf Prince's birthday." explained The Warrior.
"Uh…. Warrior," Dark said, "You do realize that her birthday was two weeks and two days ago."
The Warrior then laughed hysterically before banging his head on the wall, muttering colorful language under his breath and sealing his enchant dragnov again before punching the wall.
Author's Note, Sorry for the late birthday Wolfe, I hope you had a good one and have a better halloween. Oh yeah what do you guys think of my new author's appearance.