A/N: Font that is Bold Italics are 'stories' within this chapter, anyway let us begin.
Chapter 21: Little Yaoi Theatre of Chaos
Blaze Tempest was caught up in a mix of her innocent daydreams of confessing her feelings to Link, falling into his arms, kissing him heavily and her not so innocent daydreams, which cannot be described because of reasons , when Lupus came in.
"Lupus what are you doing here?" Blaze asked.
"I'm here to borrow your makeup." Lupus said.
"What for?" Blaze inquired.
"Well , you see The Warrior of The Healing Flame is making a Yaoi theater in order to get money to help pay off Terror of The Deep's 12 Million dollar debt to the Medici Mafia." Lupus explained.
"What?!" Blaze replied, shocked.
"Yes, I'm supposed to be paired with Nega Sean." replied Lupus.
"Is Link in this theatre?" Blaze asked, worried that her crush would be paired with Giraham, which Link had multiple restraining orders against.
"Yes, he's the grand finale." Lupus said, before Blaze came running out of her room.
'I must put a stop to The Warrior's Yaoi Theatre!' Blaze thought to herself as she ran down until she was near the front door, but before she could open the door , Samantha used her psychic powers to blast the door open, knocking Blaze back.
"Oh Blaze, sorry I didn't see you coming." Samantha quickly apologized before she used her psychic powers to lift Blaze up.
"It's okay, but why did you do that?" asked Blaze.
"Oh just to find out where the Warrior is , so I can kill him slowly and painfully for suggesting that I play the bad guy in his Sean X Roy part of the theatre." explained Samantha.
"Well he's not here." Blaze replied.
"Wanna check his place?" asked Samantha.
"Sure." Blaze replied before she left with Samantha.
"What do you mean The Medici Mafia are coming?!" The Warrior demanded as he held Terror up by the scruff of his neck.
"Well I didn't know they were coming okay?!" Terror snapped , causing the The Warrior to put Terror down when Princess Blaziken walked in the room.
"What's going on?" Princess Blaziken inquired.
"Well The Medici Mafia are coming and we need to buy some time because Terror owes them 12 million dollars, so do you think Luna Marie Saint could buy us some time?" The Warrior asked.
"No , Luna is on a job." replied Princess Blaziken.
"Okay might as well go see Elle then." The Warrior replied , before he used his authors powers to teleport into Elle's room, only to find her making out with Connor.
"Elle, could you please stop kissing Connor, for like a minute?" The Warrior asked before Elle stopped her make out session and turned to face The Warrior.
"What is it you want?!" Demanded Elle.
"I wish for you to buy some time for us while we set up my Yaoi Theatre." The Warrior exclaimed, which earned him a slap to the face from Elle.
"Can't you see he is in a crisis!' snapped Elle
"What kind of crisis?" The Warrior exclaimed.
"My Grandfather." Replied Connor, before The Warrior teleported back to Princess Blaziken.
"Well?" Princess Blaziken said.
"She's not coming." The Warrior said.
"Why not?!" demanded Princess Blaziken said.
"Well she's comforting Connor, who is now out of the Yaoi theatre." replied The Warrior.
"What?!" Princess Blaziken said, as she tore out her hair in rage.
"Don't worry I have a solution." The Warrior said as he pulled out his phone and contacted an unknown number.
"Hello?" a irritated female voice replied on the other end.
"Hi, Same-Hime it's me , Warrior." The Warrior replied.
"What do you want?!" demanded Same-hime.
"I need you to stall , The Medici Mafia for us." explained The Warrior of The Healing Flame.
"Okay fine, but I'm only doing this just to get a F***ing introduction in your F***ing story." Same-hime said before she hung up.
"Let me guess that was your sister." Princess Blaziken said.
"Yes it was." The Warrior replied.
"Wait you have a sister," Terror exclaimed, "I never knew that."
"Well I created her OC form and briefly repaired it a couple times." said The Warrior of The Healing Flame.
"I hope she doesn't wreck your place." Terror said.
"Why would she do that?" Princess Blaziken inquired.
"I kind of told them I was The Warrior of The Healing Flame." Terror said. The Warrior then attempted to unleash his powers but then Princess Blaziken used her authoress powers to have Terror punch himself in the face.
"So this is The Warrior's place eh?" Blaze said as she looked at the castle that was a red version of The Castle that Never Was.
"Well figures he would be in a place like this." Blaze commented upon, seeing the castle.
"So how do we get in?" asked Samantha. Suddenly before both of the girls could react , a black limo parked behind them. Then four girls and one robot emerged from the limo, which caused Samantha to quickly duck behind the nearby bushes.
"Okay let's do this for Lorenzo!" chirped the girl with the large hat with fists, as she walked toward The Warrior's house.
"Yes, let us." replied the masked woman, as she followed the girl with the other two following her.
"Samantha, who are these guys?" Blaze asked Samantha.
"Those people are Cerebella, Black Dahila, Eliza, Beatrix and Ottoman from Skullgirls," Samantha explained, "To be precise, these people are working for The Medic Mafia."
"What?" Blaze said.
Then, suddenly a '5'7' girl arrived out of nowhere with a pink and violet version of Ten-tail's eyes with a crimson glow on the center, a silver mask fragment that resembled Wonderwiess Margela's, a body that is a younger version of Acht's, a hot pink version of Enchant Dragnov, A sleeveless version of Ripper's Jacket only it was bright pink and exposed a black t-shirt , Hot pink sunglasses with black tints, a pair of violet skinny jeans, a pair of white flip flops, a pink disney tattoo on the back of her hand, Purple hair similar to kokonoe's with Three Death the Kid-like Silver streaks on them and a red star located on her right cheek.
"Jesus christ, does my Brother always have to deal with this S***!" the girl commented the girl.
"Who might you be?" demanded Black Dahila.
"I'm Same-Hime, bitch." the girl replied, "Enough talk let's just get this over with."
"Come on, we can get in now, while The Warriors Sister is beating the crap out of these Medici Mafia characters." Samantha said, before she and Blaze snuck into the castle, while Same-Hime broke Cerebella's legs along with Beatrix's before using those legs to use Ottoman and Eliza as human drums.
"Okay Pr.B are the Yayoi couples ready?" The Warrior asked.
"Yes, now please tell me again why there is a Nega X Lupus part of this performance?" Princess Blaziken demanded.
"Well you see I can." The Warrior replied.
"…and that is a reason because…" Princess Blaziken replied.
"I am a Fanfiction author, Sadist and King of Bel." The Warrior replied.
"Okay then." Princess Blaziken replied, "So what are you going to do in case someone tries to kill you because of a certain paring?"
"No Problem." The Warrior replied before he snapped his fingers and suddenly their was a shield-like thing with Weiss Schnee in the center of this object.
"I am so going to kill you, when this is over." Weiss growled at the Warrior.
"Warrior, why on earth did you use- never mind." Princess Blaziken said.
"Well I couldn't find CRDL, so I had to do what I had to do and besides, I thinking of breaking their legs in a future chapter." The Warrior said.
"Understandable." Princess Blaziken replied.
"Okay now nothing goes wrong, we should be able to score enough cash to get The Medici Mafia off off Terror's back." The Warrior said.
"Well here we are The Warrior's Castle." Samantha said.
"Yeah, so how are we going to find our way throughout this castle?" Blaze asked, before suddenly Deathzilla ambushed the two girls.
"Sorry ladies but I can't let you stop The Warrior's Yaoi theatre." Deathzilla replied.
"Why?" Samantha asked.
"Because I plan on adding more to my harem." Deathzilla replied.
"Wait you have a harem?!" Blaze said, in shock.
"Yes." Deathzilla snapped his fingers before summoning Celty, Maka, Hannibal, Parasoul, Scanty, Areith, Io Nitta, Daisy, Roxanne Ritcher, Terra Branford and Leafea.
"I thought Morrigan was part of your harem?" Samantha.
"She is an occasional member, now let us get to the fight scene." Deathzilla said.
[Order of The Holy Lance, Persona 2]
Blaze unleashed a powerful wind attack, which threw Deathzilla to the wall before Samantha used her psychic powers to toss Areith aside.
"Nice move but not good enough!" Deathzilla said before he fired his Shadow riffle at Blaze which sent her flying back.
"Take This, you son of a-" Samantha said, before she tried only for the attack to be blocked by Parasoul's attack.
"Keh." Samantha muttered under her breath before unleashing her Rising Soul longsword on Parasoul which sent her flying back. But before Parsoul could hit the wall, Samantha used her psychic powers to smash Parasoul along the walls before tossing her into Roxanne Ritcher. Then Areith used her Great Gospel limit break on Samantha.
"Good job Areith." Deathzilla replied.
"No problem." Areith replied, before she healed Deathzilla. The Blaze jumped into the air above Areith, became Blazerella and floated down Areith before killing her, like Sephiroth did to her.
"Do you know how hard it was to convince Duskzilla into letting me raise Areith from the dead!" Deathilla said, while trying to hold back tears.
"Shut up." Blazerella said before she calmly unleashed a thunderstorm and a cyclone, which basically knocked out all of the members of the Harem.
"Well then, looks like I'll fight you by myself, then." Deathzilla said, as he got ready to fight Blazerella and Samantha. But before he could lay a blow on them Duskzilla suddenly appeared out of nowhere.
"Deathzilla, my realm now." Duskzilla said.
"What is it this time?" Deathzilla replied.
"There are dead bodies of your enemies under my floorboards and you are going to be punched by them." Duskzilla said, before he used his author powers to teleport both Deathzilla and himself out of the way.
"Okay good, let the fun begin." Samantha said before Blazerella reverted to Blaze.
"Good now to find his lab." Blaze said, as the two of them aimlessly wandered the halls of The Warrior's castle.
"Warrior I have good news and bad news." Princess Blaziken said.
"What's the good news?" The Warrior asked.
"The good news is that the yaoi paddles are selling very well." Princess Blaziken said.
"And the bad news is that IzzyisInSaNiTY got a massive nosebleed from seeing one of them, isn't it?" The Warrior replied.
"That happened but that isn't the bad news." Princess Blaziken replied.
"Then what is it?" The Warrior replied.
Before Princess Blaziken could reply, Nega Sean entered the room.
"What is it?" The Warrior replied.
"Why am I supposed to be the victim of the Lupus X Nega Sean part? I'm too awesome and important." Nega Sean complained.
"I'll tell you what, because I am bored let's settle this with a rap battle." The Warrior replied.
"Which one?" Nega asked.
"Let us use the randomizer to pick one." The Warrior answered as he used his author's powers to create a mic while Nega did the same with his shadow bugs.
Narrator: Epic Rap Battles of History. John Lennon vs Bill O' riley. Begin!
Warrior: Help,You're making my ears need a muzzle! Why are you pissed off all the time? Didn't your mom give you a cuddle. You're the type of guy who could die of a heart attack just in the shower. You need to chill out for a minute and smoke weed for an hour. Everytime I watch your show, all you do is scream at me and your face looks like a s*** I took, high on LSD. I'm John Lennon, I'm a legend, I can see through all your tricks. I wonder how much George Bush paid you to suck his d***.
Nega: You F***ing long hair, living in your yellow submarine. Well your about to get sunk by the right wing political machine. Stop your presses Lennon, you call me Mr. Bill O' Reilly, when it comes to squashing Limey's , I come recommended highly. You're weak between you and me, there's no comparison. I'll beat you so badly, you'll weep gently like george harrison. Your Paul mcCartney's bitch, with less talent than Ringo, and I rather suck George Bush's dick, than Yoko Ono's.
Warrior: Well you can't buy me love, but I'll kick your ass for free. I'll take maxwell's silver hammer and give you a lobotomy. I'm tired of how you scheme to stir the people up. Why won't you just take a vacation and shut the f*** up?
Nega: 'Cause I'm evil heart blacker than Don Cheadle, Ten thousand dollar shoes I use to stomp out a beatle. Don't tell me to shut the F*** up that's how I survive. Now here's Sting what? F*** it , we'll do it live!
Narrator: Who won? Who's next? You decide. Epic Rap Battles of History.
"I'd say The Warrior won the Rap Battle." Princess Blaziken said.
"Oh go F*** yourselves!" Nega said before he left, with an evil smile on his stage.
"So this is The Warrior's Lab eh?" Blaze said as she wandered the halls of the Warrior's lab.
"Which do you think looks good, The experimental Two Girls one Cup vision bomb or the insanity ray?" Samantha asked. Blaze was just about to reply with the former when suddenly she saw a big red button that read 'Push for Hyperactive Zombie Imp Clones to attack Nega, warning: will attack everyone without a second thought'.
"Oh yeah this should work." Blaze said, as an evil aura resonated from her, along with Samantha.
The Yaoi fans were in their seats, waiting for some Yayoi fan fiction to occur, live before them. Then the warrior came on the stage, which turned what was once jolts of energy into flames of energy.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I The Warrior of The Healing Flame would like to thank you for coming to this theatre, now let us begin with, a sweet paring, Lucas X Ness." The Warrior announced, as the lights aimed, cuing him to leave right away, before Ness entered along with a fake bed, a fake nightstand and a fake magazine.
Ness was busy, flipping through the pages of the Magazine trying to keep his mind busy , away from the feelings he discovered he had for Lucas. Now Lucas was a very sweet boy, but if the fact that Ness wanted to kiss him, make love to him and marry him all at once made its way to Lucas, Lucas might…. hell he didn't know what Lucas would do, but he ideas, none of them good, of what he would do. Then a knock was heard at the door of Ness's room.
"Come in." Ness said, before Lucas came in, with a somber look on his face.
"Hey Ness, I wanted to thank you for all of the kind stuff you did for me." Lucas said, "Also I wanted to say goodbye."
"Goodbye?" Ness replied, with worry in his voice , as he put down his magazine and faced Lucas, "What do you mean but that?"
"I'm going to…. end my life." Lucas said, before he left, but Ness used his PSI powers to stop him from leaving the room.
"Lucas why on earth would you end your life? Everyone loves you!" Ness demanded.
"I…..like someone….. a boy." Lucas replied , trying to hold back the tears, "and ….. I'm afraid that this boy would reject me or hold me in the same regard as the Fanus."
"Tell me his name. I won't tell anyone." Ness said, "Because if that son of a bitch rejects you then I'll go full force on them. This I swear."
Then before Ness could react, Lucas then Kissed Ness on the lips, very deeply, before he ended the kiss with a smile.
"The boy is you Ness, I love you because I like your bravery and I love how brilliant you are like The schnee dust company." Lucas said.
"Well the feeling is mutual because like Weiss Schnee you are sweet as a butterfly." Ness replied before he returned the kiss full force, allowing the boys to enter a world of unstoppable love.
When that part ended, the audience was heard from the very sound of clapping hands, before the stage props were put away right as Ness and Lucas, were exiting the stage. Then The Warrior came on.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I would like to apologize for any humanizing of Weiss Schnee or her company, the same goes for any degrading of Fanus. Now let the next part begin which is Vincent…." The Warrior said, before he noticed Marianne behind him with a murderous look on her face and her chakrams pointed at the Warrior's back, "I mean Roxas X Axel." Then The Warrior used his author's powers to make some makeshift props that made the stage look like a cheap motel with a bed, before summoning Roxas and Axel who were in a Make out session.
"Oh this is going to raise the rating to M." The Warrior muttered before he walked backstage with Marianne following him.
(A/N: WARNING: THIS SCENE CONTAINS SEX AND IS THE REASON WHY THIS STORY IS NOW RATED M)
Roxas and Axel lost themselves, like beasts under the effect of the full moon, in the passionate lust that could never be stopped, not by gods. Then the broke out of the kiss, still feeling the heat from their breath.
"Roxas…let's…" Axel said , as his eyes laid on the bed.
Roxas only nodded in reply , as he walked towards the bed and laid down on it.
"Oh, baby this going to be fun~!" Axel mused as he jumped onto the bed and started to kiss Roxas's neck, before removing his shirt.
"Oh, going feisty I see." Roxas said as his shirt was taken off, I like it."
Then Roxas removed his pants, right as Axel, stripped himself until his nude form was presented before Roxas's eyes.
"Do you like what you see?~" Axel asked suggestively.
"Oh yes baby I do!" Roxas said, before he grabbed Axel's member and inserted it into his mouth and began sucking on it.
"Oh yeah, Roxas that is the stuff~." Axel Moaned, before he closed his eyes briefly and opened them before something caught his eye and he began to turn his head revealing the audience, before his very eyes.
"Roxas, dude, stop sucking." Axel said before Roxas raised his head.
"Why?" Roxas replied,"Would you like it-"
"There is a live audience watching us Fuck for Fucks sake!" Axel said. Then Roxas saw the audience.
"Fuck!" Roxas shouted when he spotted Namine and Xion in the audience. Namine was busy drawing Axel and Roxas's actions wile Xion was bleeding through her nose.
Then The Warrior used his authors powers to get Axel and Roxas away from the stage. But before The Warrior could get to his mic, however The Hyperactive Zombie Imp Clones appeared from behind the doors and attacked everyone they could lay their eyes on.
"Oh fuck!" The Warrior replied, before he left backstage and bumped into Princess Blaziken.
"What's happening?!" Princess Blaziken demanded.
"The Hyperactive Zombie Imp clones are here!" The Warrior shouted, which caused Princess Blaziken's eyes to widen.
"I heard screams, what happened?" Terror asked.
"Hyper Zombie clones of my sister…." Princess Blaziken replied before she fainted.
"Oh what do we do now?" The Warrior asked.
"Wait for them to drown in a sea of blood." Terror suggested.
"We can't because we don't have a submarine." The Warrior said.
"What about your Ice Devil Slayer magic?" Terror suggested.
"I can't risk freezing the Yaoi fans." The Warrior replied.
"Well crap, my inner chaos would cause too much of an overkill." Marianne said.
"Wait what about author's powers?" Terror asked.
"They are immune to Author's powers." The Warrior replied, "But however I think I can create an OC to help with the mess."
But before The Warrior could think of one OC, Chuck Norris came in, with all of the remains of the Hyperactive Zombie Imp Clones.
"I believe these belong to you." Chuck Norris said before he dumped the remains before The Warrior.
"Thanks." The Warrior said
"These two set off the zombies by the way." Chuck Norris added, before handing both Samantha and Blaze to The two authors.
Before The Warrior could reply, Chuck Norris ran off into the sunset.
"Okay you two , why did you do it?" Terror demanded.
"Well The Warrior was going to put Sean in the theatre which pissed Samantha off, which is why she assisted me" Blaze answered, "and I did because I FUCKING LOVE LINK!"
"You do?" Link said from right behind Blaze.
"You h….h…..he…..heard THAT!" Blaze said, which triggered a furious crimson blushing over her face, shortly after.
"Yes I did," Link replied, "In a matter of fact I love you as well."
Before Blaze could react, Link walked up to Blaze and seized her face in for a passionate kiss, normally this would be romantic but at that moment, Lorenzo, the head medici mafia and possibly Filla's grandfather came in.
"Look we failed to collect the 12 million dollars, so go easy on him." The Warrior said.
"12 million what the hell are you talking about?!" Lorenzo said, "I was here to give Terror of The Deep here all of the skull girls DLC."
"What DLC?" The Warrior demanded.
"Well, normally to get every DLC via Timegate would cost 12 million dollars." Lorenzo replied.
Then The Warrior turned murderous and was about to launch Terror from a cannon, but Terror decided now would be a good time to flee.
Author's Note: Thank You Princess Blaziken for the Idea, and I hope to god everyone likes this chapter. Yes, the rating will be M from now on, so if anyone has Ideas, don't hold back on them. Anyway I don't own anything except for the story and Some of my OC's.