Fairly Odd Countdown Calendar
I don't own Fairly Odd Parents. Butch Hartman does.
Pairing: Cupid x Cosmo.
Prompt: Christmas Carols.
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Jingle bells!
Jingle bells!
Jingle all the way!
Cupid's eyebrow twitched at the sound of it. Ugh, again? Really?
Rudolph the red-nose reindeer!
Had a very shiny nose!
The God gritted his teeth together. Gods, why didn't people understand he had important work to do? Alright, so Valentine's Day was in two months time, so what? He liked to be prepared, thank you very much. But he couldn't with all that noise going on!
Deck the halls with boughs of holly!
Fa la la la la la la la la!
'Tis the season to be jolly!
Fa la la la la la la la la!
Cupid gripped his pen tightly, trying to block out the sounds the fairy was making; eventually putting his hands over his ears. Alright, so people celebrated Christmas. Fine. But did they have to do it so loudly?!
On the first day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me:
A partridge in a pear tree!
"COSMO!"
The green-haired fairy fell silent as he turned to the pink-haired male, who was currently glaring at him, "Sorry, Cupid. Did you wanna sing that part?"
"No!" Cupid snapped, "I don't wanna sing any song! What I'd like is some peace and quiet so I can think straight!"
Cosmo's lips fell, "But…it's Christmas…We always sing at Christmas!"
"Well, I don't." Cupid turned away, "This may have slipped your mind, Cosmo, but I don't like Christmas, nor do I celebrate it. So, take your singing somewhere else."
Cosmo floated closer, "Please, Cupid? You and I can sing together! Get you in the Christmas spirit!"
"No."
"Please?
"No."
"Pleeeeeaaassee?"
Cupid slammed his pen down onto the desk, "If I sing one carol with you, will you go away and leave me to my work?"
"Yup!"
The God sighed, "Fine."
"Yay!" Cosmo rushed over and hugged the man tightly, "You're gonna be great, Cupid! I know it!"
Cupid frowned, "Yeah. Right. So…what're we singing?"
"Frosty the Snowman!"
"Oh, joy."
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Author's note:
There's been a surprising lack of carols this year. Huh…*Shrugs*