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#11 – Earth
"How on God's green earth did Edward Elric leave me, Roy Mustang, for Jean Havoc," Roy ranted drunkenly to the dark street, not caring that Fuery was blushing a striking shade of crimson that grew deeper every time he was forced to bodily help the fallen colonel up.
A/N:
Yawn. I'm bored so it's update time!
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