Disclaimer: I don't own Batman, Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer, Santa Clause is Coming to Town or The Twelve Days of Christmas.
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Joker the Green-haired Mad Man
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You know Harley and Ivy
And Hatter and Penguin,
You know Riddler and Two-Face
And Scarecrow and Firefly;
But do you recall
The most famous villain of all?
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Joker, the green-haired mad man
Had a very horrific plan,
And if you ever saw him
You'd laugh 'till your eyeballs ran!
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None of the other villains
Would take him seriously,
They never thought the Joker
Would commit crimes of the century!
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And then one dreary Christmas Eve
Batman came to say:
"Joker with your crimes so high
You're going to Arkham tonight."
Now all the villains loved him
As they shouted with glee:
Joker, the green-haired mad man
You'll go down in history!
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Joker Clause is Coming to Town
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Oh, you better watch out,
You better not cry;
You better not shout,
Or he'll know where you hide.
Joker Clause is coming to town!
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He'll poison when you are sleeping,
He'll stab you when you awake.
He knows if you've been bad or good,
And says to be bad- for goodness sake.
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Oh, you better watch out,
You better not cry;
You better not shout,
Or he'll know where you hide.
Joker Clause is coming to town!
Joker Clause is coming to town!
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Batman's Twelve Days of Christmas
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(AN: I'm going to start it on day twelve and work my way down, this is after all a really long song.)
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true lover gave to me:
Twelve Mangled Corpses
Eleven Really Bad Puns
Ten Mocking Nicknames
Nine Too-wide Smiles
Eight Murder Attempts
Seven Assassinations
Six Jealous Rants
Five Joker Bombs
Four Blown-up Fairs
Three Robbed Banks
Two Acid Burns
And a Laughing Joker Just For Me!