Fairly Odd Countdown Calendar

I don't own Fairly Odd Parents. Butch Hartman does.

Pairing(s): Cosmo x Wanda & Juandissimo x Cupid.

Prompt: Advent Calendars.

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"Cosmo."

"Cupido."

"That's cheating." Juandissimo and Wanda said in unison, arms crossed and frowning at the two men.

Cupid frowned back at them while Cosmo stared innocently. "Shut your faces." Cupid said through a mouthful of chocolate, going to open another door on his pink advent calendar.

"Cupid, you cannot eat them all now." Juandissimo scolded, only for the God to continue glaring at him.

"I can do whatever I want."

"But you'll get fa -" Juandissimo froze, eyes widening at what had almost escaped his mouth. Cupid's eyes narrowed at him angrily. "Uh…"

"Say it." Cupid challenged, "I dare you."

"Uh…"

"Hey!" Cosmo suddenly exclaimed. Everyone looked at him. "Cupid, Juandissimo, when did you get here?!"

Cupid, Wanda and Juandissimo groaned, "Cosmo, you've asked that three times now!" Wanda exclaimed, "They're here to spend Christmas with us!"

"Against my will, I might add." Cupid muttered, "Not that I don't like you guys or anything, but, you know, I don't celebrate Christmas."

"And yet you have been participating in the Christmas traditions." Juandissimo said bluntly.

"Well, yeah, just because you've been shoving them in my face." Cupid retorted.

"Come on, guys, let's not fight." Wanda spoke up.

"Yeah!" Cosmo agreed, then suddenly turned to Juandissimo, "But I've got my eye on you."

Juandissimo raised an eyebrow at him, then looked alarmed as Cupid muttered, "Yeah. So have I."

"You have such little trust in me?" Juandissimo asked, to which Cupid shrugged. Juandissimo frowned at this.

"C'mon, guys," Wanda called over, "we have to get some sleep! Santa will be here soon!"

"Eh." Cupid shrugged, "I see him once a month cause of Holiday Leader meetings. Not really that exciting."

From where he sat, Cosmo whimpered and held his advent calendar upside-down, "Aw, I'm all out…"

"Here, Cosmo," Cupid pushed his calendar over, "you can have mine. Chocolate's not so good, anyway…"

Cosmo's face immediately lit up, "Gee, thanks, Cupid!" Cosmo exclaimed, hugging the God tightly. Cupid sent him a small smile and a quick pat to the arm.

Wanda glanced at Juandissimo, only to see him glaring at the green-haired fairy with a look of burning hatred. Wanda patted his bicep awkwardly; he glanced at her, "Uh…why don't we all get some rest now?"

"Good idea." Juandissimo walked over to one of the sleeping bags, then turned back, "Wanda, you will join me, si?"

"Excuse me?" Cupid spoke up, still being held onto by the green-haired fairy.

"You seem pretty cosy with him." Juandissimo shrugged, "So Wanda and I will just have to -"

"Oh, no!" Wanda huffed, "I am not getting involved in your fights. Come on, Cosmo," Wanda said, taking her husband away (earning a small 'thank you' from the God), "Let's get some sleep. Then Santa will -"

"SANTA!" Cosmo screamed in delight, "OH MY GOSH! SANTA!"

As the two fairies settled down to their own sleeping bag by the fire, Cupid watched as Juandissimo poofed himself into his pyjamas and climbed into his purple sleeping bag by the fireplace. The God sighed through his nose and walked over slowly. He knelt down, then nudged his boyfriend and muttered, "…Mind if I scoot in?"

"You're not sleeping with Cosmo?"

"No. Course not."

"Then yes, you can."

Cupid smiled and climbed in with him. He snuggled into Juandissimo's chest as the Spaniard wrapped his arms around him. He looked up at Juandissimo, only for the fairy to smile and wink at him. Cupid leaned up and pressed a kiss to his boyfriend's lips before settling down.

In the other sleeping bag, Wanda was the same; snuggled up to her husband's warm chest as he muttered things about Santa and nickels in his sleep. She smiled warmly at him, pressing her lips to his and then tucking her head into the crook of his neck. In his slumber, Cosmo smiled widely.

Soon, all four were fast asleep in their sleeping bags, waiting for the jolly man to arrive.

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Author's note:

I didn't wanna do two pairings in one drabble, but meerkatcosmo113 really wanted it. So…here.