Okay. I know the chapter title is just weird, but I couldn't think of anything so I thought of Sasori and Deidara. At first I was thinking "Blonde and Blood," but that just seemed dumb, so I just named it "Banana and Tomato." They were the first things that popped into my mind when I thought of their hair colors c: Oh. What a very not serious chapter title. Well, I hope that made some people giggle? I don't know. I don't really think my jokes or humor is funny. One of the reasons why I'm always shocked when someone laughs at my jokes or something. Then, on cue, I go onto my knees and bow to said person. My eyes become all teary, giving them all the love I can muster and just glomp them with all my might. I forever praise you for laughing at my stupid jokes.

Inner Sakura

Thoughts

"Flashback"

'Flashback Dialogue'

"Dialogue"

It's now midnight and on patrol is Sasuke Uchiha, who is laying against a branch of a tree. The young Uchiha yawned, Why did I even volunteer to go on patrol first? Man, am I tired. And that Daiki guy, he really get's on my nerves. It's really annoying, the way he obviously flirts with Sakura.

"'Wow. Today is such a lovely day!' Sakura said with excitement.

Daiki glanced beside him to Sakura. 'Well, it's not as lovely as you, my dear.' This caused Sakura to turn away with an extremely red face. Seeing this, Daiki instinctively smirked. Naruto beside me noticed this and began to glare straight at Daiki. A glare filled with so much hatred and anger for the man. This guy was really getting on my nerves, he should learn to back off of Sakura or else something terrible is going to happen to him in his sleep.

I don't know when we all stopped walking, but at that moment Daiki grabbed Sakura's shoulders and turned her so she could face him. Naruto and I stood dumbfounded and snapped back when we saw him let go of her shoulders and began to bend down closer to her face.

I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS ASSHOLE!

I ran and stood in front of Sakura, facing Daiki, then...

It was too late. Yuck...

We both ended up kissing eachother by accident. I guess he doesn't have fast reflexes or something? We both just stood there for a moment processing what was happening, and once we realized this, we automatically pushed one another away. That dobe, Naruto, was just laughing hysterically at the situation and Sakura just stood there in a shocked silence.

I covered my lips recalling the memory of Naruto and I accidentally kissing eachother years ago in the academy.

'Are you trying to molest me?!' Is this guy serious!? Does this idiot really think I was trying to molest him?! Naruto just had it. Tears flowed out of his eyes as he began rolling on the ground laughing. Laughing so hard his stomach began to hurt.

'Why the hell would I do that? To you no less! Ugh. My mouth is contaminated with your germs. Yuck!' Sakura started to pat my back softly. Her hands were so gentle, it made me feel a little better after the "event" that just took place.

'It's okay Sasuke.' Sakura said softly, then she looked up at Daiki with fire in her eyes. 'I'm sorry Daiki, but please refrain from doing anything like that ever again. I do find you attractive, but I must try to be professional here. This is a job, not some little trip where you can just "shag" me. I'm not that type of girl anyways. Now can we please just continue on with the mission like nothing ever happened. Thank you!'"

Sasuke began to wipe his lips with disgust written all over his face. Ugh. Not a memory I want to relive... At least Sakura, should I call it, rejected him? Meh. Whatever. At least she showed her dislike for what he tried to do.

Sasuke jumped off the branch to grab a water bottle from his pack and began drinking it. Now that I think about it... Has Sakura ever kissed anyone?

Crack.

Sasuke puts his hand on his kunai, sharingan activated. His eyes roamed the forest trees not detecting any enemy. Suddenly he noticed movement and ran towards the direction he saw the movement. As he ran in that direction a kunai was thrown at him. He dodged it swiftly whilst throwing a kunai towards the direction the other kunai came.

"Heh. So it's the little Uchiha twerp. Itachi's baby brother, yeah." Two figures jumped down from the trees.

They were wearing black cloaks, patterned with red clouds. One of the figures had long blonde hair with some type of device on it's eye. The figure looked feminine, but with further inspection that was no build of a woman, but the build of a man. He looked as if he was no older than 20. The other figure didn't look human and had puppet-like movements. To be honest, the figure reminded me of a hermit crab. (A/N: Yep ._. That always came to mind whenever I looked at Sasori's puppet...)

"Itachi? How do you know Itachi?!" Sasuke yelled at the two figures while drawing out another kunai from his pouch.

"That's not important right now. We must complete the mission. You know I don't like to keep people waiting, especially if it's leader. Deidara, take care of the Uchiha boy while I go retrieve our target."

"Hai, Danna, un. This is going to be a... blast."

After the blonde, known as Deidara, said "blast," something white began to crawl up Sasuke's arm. What the hell?! What is this thing?!

"KATSU!" Then, an explosion was heard. Smoke could be seen where the small explosion took place.

Sakura woke up, after hearing this, and hurriedly got out of her tent to see no sign of Sasuke, but I weird figure coming closer to their campsite. Sakura drew out a kunai and threw it at the figure, but it was somehow ineffective. The kunai just bounced off the figure, no harm done to it. It finally came closer and Sakura could clearly see it. The figure was a puppet. She noticed the cloak and realized what organization this is. They were from the organization of criminals, called Akatsuki.

Are they here for Daiki? Why would such an organization want some rich civilian for?

I don't know, girl. Just beat his ass and then look for Sasuke!

Suddenly darts started firing from the puppet's mouth, and Sakura had to take immediate action. She swiftly dodged the needles while trying to lure the figure into the forest away from the campsite. Then, out of nowhere a kunai came forth hitting the puppet where the darts came from. This immobilized the puppet from shooting out anymore darts. Sakura finally took a breather and looked over from where the kunai came from, only to see Sasuke running towards her.

Sasuke ran to Sakura guarding her. "Are you okay, Sakura?"

"Yeah, I'm fine, but we've got to bring these guys down. I don't know why they would be after Daiki, but we can't let them have him no matter what!"

"Hmm... Daiki? Silly girl we aren't here for some worthless civilian, un. We're here for you, yeah." A blonde appeared from the trees. "Heh. You aren't bad, Uchiha brat. I was surprised that you were somehow missing after my explosion, yeah. I mean, it wasn't a huge explosion so there should have been remains of some kind, hm. Then, I realized you used a shadow clone. Very clever, but not clever enough, un."

Sasuke became confused at Deidara's words, and then he was suddenly being controlled by chakra strings. He kept struggling to get free while looking at the puppet man, who was restraining him from moving. "Let go of me you bastard!"

"Sasuke! Let go of-!" Suddenly someone was behind Sakura and something was wrapped around her throat. She tried to pry whatever substance if was off, but it wouldn't budge.

"Hey. Stay still, un. That's my lovely clay. If you make one wrong move, I'll blow a certain something up into pieces." The blonde male next to the puppet man poofed away. Sakura realizing that, that was actually a shadow clone turned around to face the actual male.

She glared at the blonde male. "Then, kill me. Blow me up into pieces you bastard! Do you think I care!" She walked up in front of the man, grabbing the front of his cloak.

Deidara lifted up his arm and something white flew out attaching itself to Sasuke. "Like I said, un. A certain something will be blown up. I'm not stupid enough to blow you up, cutie. That, there, is just a precaution. You're our target, that would be a pretty dumb move if you ask me, yeah." He smirked.

Sakura's eyes started to water and she looked at Sasuke. What... What should I do? Dammit! If I don't cooperate... He'll blow up Sasuke... Inner, what should I do?!

Just calm down, Sakura. Go with them. We can't let Sasuke get killed. If Sasuke gets killed, then we'll get captured anyways, so might as well cooperate and let him keep his life. He's still our comrade, a teammate, our friend.

You're right, Inner. We have to do this. I'm sorry Sasuke... Sakura looked up at the two males. "I'll go with you. I'll cooperate, but please let him go. I promise I'll do anything, just please. Let. Him. GO."

Deidara started to grin widely. "Well then. Come on, Sweety. We'll leave the brat alive just for you, un." He grabbed her wrists, wrapping them up in explosive clay. "You can never be too cautious. Right, yeah?"

The puppet man walked towards Sasuke, knocking him out cold. "Well our mission is done. Lets go Deidara."

"All right, Sasori my man!"

The three began to walk away, leaving an unconscious Sasuke on the forest floor.

Sakura glanced between the two males. What have I gotten myself into?

Well here's the second chapter :D! I hope you guys liked it. I took in consideration of what krakonfive said and slowed it down. I mean, when I went back and reread the first chapter, I noticed it seemed really rushed so whilst writing this chapter I took my time. I would have updated sooner, but I had midterms last week and my biology teacher was just killing my class with work because we're "behind." TOTALLY BEHIND. OMG. EVEN THOUGH MY CLASS IS LIKE 10 CHAPTERS AHEAD OF ALL THE OTHER CLASSES. WE'RE TOTALLY BEHIND. /facepalm

Teachers these day. Lol. At least I'll have less work in that class until April because my biology class will be taught by a student-teacher that will start teaching on wednesday. YES. I love my teacher, but she can overwork us sometimes. Or... Alot of times...

You also must be wondering, "Where was Naruto?" Well... Umm... He's just a... really heavy sleeper. /sweatdrop Yep. That's really it. Lol.

Anyways, I'll try to update this fanfiction at most every three weeks. It really depends on my schedule, but since my biology class will be taught by a student-teacher until April, I think I'll have more time to work on the fic. Hope you enjoyed this chapter :D!

ItachiFanGirl185: Thank you for the advice and for reviewing. I'm taking this into consideration, and as said previously, will be updating at most every three weeks c:

krakonfive: Omg. When I first read this I couldn't stop laughing. I don't even know why xD. I have also taken your advice into consideration by reading my chapters more carefully. Though to be honest, when I wrote my first chapter I was just rewriting the the fanfiction from the video I first made from Youtube. That's why it seemed more rushed. Now I'm taking a different approach to this. I'll just watch my old videos and slowly plot it out in my mind of how I should right the chapters. Thank you very much for your review :D! It helped me a lot when writing this chapter.