Title: Zangetsu's Questioning Time
Rating: T
Warnings: Bad language… kinda. Nude themes xD. Might be really hilarious for some people.
Summary: Just another day with Ichigo, Shiro, and sometimes Zangetsu. OOC, mostly Shiro, or just him… I think. These stories are for humor and RANDOMNESS!!! Hell yea!!! Lots of chapters to come!
Zangetsu's Questioning Time
Zangetsu: "Ok, so are you guys ready?"
Shiro: "Yup!"
Ichigo: "Yea… sure whatever."
Zangetsu: "Ok, if one of you happens to lose, you have to buy your opponents a complete set of Barbies."
Shiro: "Yay!"
Ichigo: "Shit…"
Zangetsu: "Ichigo, what's four plus four, divided by one hundred, multiplied by one thousand, then added by a million, subtracted by two?"
Ichigo: "Dude, what the hell? I don't know!"
Zangetsu: "Fine then, Shiro what's two plus two?"
Shiro: "Four!"
Zangetsu: "Correct! Shiro wins!"
Shiro: "Yay, I get barbies!"
Ichigo: "Dude, what the fuck!? That was easy, compared to mine!"
Zangetsu: "Yes, I know. Shiro is barely learning his alphabet by watching Barney, so give him a break. Plus, I promised him some but I never had the money to buy them…"
Ichigo: "You bastard!"
Shiro: *Running around naked again* "B-A-R-B-I-E, Barbie girl!"
Ichigo: "Fuck, not again!"
Haha! You can tell I'm really bored in class. I still don't get caught yayz! I'm going to continue!!! xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD
Quick Story
Shiro: "Ok, are you ready Ichigo?"
Ichigo: "What? I'm not going to let you do that to me!"
Shiro: "Why not? It's not going to hurt…"
Ichigo: "Why would I let you staple a paper to my hand?"
Note: This would have only worked if you thought wrong :D