Summary: what happens when Sakura finds Sasuke back in the village but dancing with another her that turns into some redhead giving him a lapdance? Afraid of rejection she plans on running away only to be sent on a ANBU mission but along the way loses her memory and wakes up being carried by a man with red eyes and why is she wrapped in a black coat with red clouds?
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, if I did, Sasuke, Itachi, and Kakashi would be all mine 8-D
Chapter 2- The Celebration
"INO! WHERE IS MY CLOTHES AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, MY UNDERWEAR?!" Yelled Sakura as she stood in the middle of the bedroom of her supposed best friends apartment. "Oh, those granny panties? I got them acquainted with my set of kunai's and tossed out that rag of a bra." "INO! That was my best bra!" "Try 'oldest', and I should know, because I got it for you when that set of yours finally grew out last year." "And my clothes?" Sakura asked cautiously, afraid that they too may have met the same fate as her undergarments. Missions had slown down for her ever since she took over for Lady Tsunade as Head Nurse at the hospital so her salary dwindled a bit to cover just enough for her decent apartment and live off of instant ramen and frozen dinners. "You won't need them since I got you, hold on, where'd I hide it, AHA!" Ino mumbled to herself as she pulled out a random hanger out of the closet only to reveal a pair of white lingerie with pink frilly lace. "Ino, I hope you don't expect me to where THAT to the club." "Huh?... Whoops, wrong sequence, heh-heh, this is for underneath." Said Ino as she tossed it to Sakura and dug back into the closet to pull out what looked to be a white halter dress with a single sakura flower embroidered over her left breast where her heart is. "Ino… I don't know what to say." "How about 'Thank you'?" "But, why this outfit? And why such skimpy lingerie?" "I don't know, I guess because since now I have Shikamaru, I want you to really have a good shot at Sasuke. I moved on but I know you still love him, and if that means making you looking better and hotter than me, just for tonight, then let's go in with a bang!" Ino finished with a genuine smile. Filled with confidence and gratitude, Sakura went into the bathroom to get dressed and came back out, curves and all only to be barraged with Ino's arsenal of curling iron's, make-up, and hair spray. Within an hour Sakura was released and her hair was a cascading waves of curly coral, face of the true Cherry Blossom of Konoha. "If you don't get Sasuke's attention tonight, then he must be gay." Both Sakura and Ino turned to the doorway to see naruto leaning agianst the frame of Ino's room wearing all black in dress shirt unbuttoned with an orange neck-tie and undershirt and black slacks. "NARUTO! WHY ARE YOUR STANDING BY MY BEDROOM AND HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE?!" Screamed Ino. "Hey, hey, we agreed I'd meet here with you guys and the door was unlocked. Plus I waited until the hair dryer turned off before I came to your door." Explained Naruto as he dodged and ducked flying cosmetic items. "so, are we ready?" asked Naruto after Ino calmed down and got ready too. "Yea, I guess." Said Sakura as she made a grab for her heels. "Hold on Sakura, you don't plan on wearing that with your dress do you? It doesn't even match." Said Ino as she made a grab for sakura's arm band. Sakura dodged Ino's grasp and caught her outstretched wrist and dragged her into her bathroom leaving a baffled Naruto in the door way. " What the heck Forehead?" "SHHHH!" said Sakura, "Ino, I need you to do me one last favor." Sakura then proceeded to remove the black arm band from her arm that Ino was trying take off that started the whole mishap and underneath in revealed an ANBU tattoo. "What, did you get bored and use permanent marker or something?" asked Ino as she licked her thumb and tried to smear the ink. "EWW! No Ino, it's real. I didn't have a chance to tell anyone cause I just got it last night. You know that month I supposedly went to Suna on a mission?" "Yeah?" "Well, obviously that was a lie. I snuck off with Kakashi-Sensei-" "Oooooh" "Oh shut it! Anyways Tsunade-sama had me train with him and then take the ANBU Exam and I passed!" "Well, why doesn't Naruto know?" "Because he tried so hard…" he had barely made chunin. 'I'll bring back Sasuke, Believe it!' Since Sasuke ran off with Orochimaru, Naruto concentrated all his time on training to become stronger and searching for Sasuke. It wasn't until they turned 18 that they promised each other to stop and finally help Naruto to reach Hokage before looking for Sasuke again. It wasn't until 2 weeks ago when Naruto came back with an arm slung around… "Anyways, can't you just henge it?" "If I put chakra seal on it everyone will be able to sense it and if I use normal make-up" "It'll just smear off. Right right. Well I guess I can work my magic." And with that said with some foundation and some of Ino's chakra, no one be able to even tell the traces of stained skin. "Thanks Ino, now let's knock 'em dead!"